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10 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

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Aren't you the optimist!  :P

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3 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

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Either there on a sports scholarship or graduating with a useless degree.

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21 hours ago, Alpo said:

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1.  Drive a stick shift.

2. Calculate change in my head.

3. Tie my own flies.

4.  Sharpen knives on a whetstone.

5.  Iron my clothes.

6.  Tie a full Windsor knot in my tie.

7.  Spit shine my shoes.

 

Yeah, I know, everyone else on this forum can do these things too.  I just figured I could summarize for the group!!

 

:)

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10 minutes ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

3. Tie my own flies.

Mine have zippers or buttons, but I am skilled in the rest of of your list.

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24 minutes ago, J-BAR #18287 said:


1.  Drive a stick shift.

2. Calculate change in my head.

3. Tie my own flies.

4.  Sharpen knives on a whetstone.

5.  Iron my clothes.

6.  Tie a full Windsor knot in my tie.

7.  Spit shine my shoes.

 

Yeah, I know, everyone else on this forum can do these things too.  I just figured I could summarize for the group!!

 

:)

Use iron sights.

Load magazines without a loading device. 

Be stealthy.

Write in cursive.

Edited by Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
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On 5/9/2024 at 9:04 PM, John Kloehr said:

Mine have zippers or buttons, but I am skilled in the rest of of your list.

 

Aand... I had to clean coffee off my computer screen.

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TO ALL BRAVE, HEALTHY, ABLE-BODIED, AND WELL DISPOSED YOUNG MEN

 

In this neighborhood, who have any inclination to join the troops now being raised under General Lee

 

For the Defense of the Liberty and Independence of the Confederate States

 

Against the hostile designs of foreign enemies

 

TAKE NOTICE

 

 

 

I don't know. I don't really see a difference.

 

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A mothers day joke...

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

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45 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

A mothers day joke...

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

 

My mom and dad didn't dislike AB. My mom just always thought I would marry another girl I dated. She would even say as much, even a couple of times after I married (not while AB was around mind you). My dad, on the other hand found her tolerable because... Well, she wasn't Jewish or Catholic. As a Jehovah's Witness, if he had only known her true inclinations, or mine in the realm of religion, It would have been much worse, I think. They came to accept her, but despite everyone's efforts, they never did really find common ground. All these years later, I'm convinced I made the right choice.

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