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7 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Anybody know what those things at the bottom right are? I recognize everything else.

Draws 5 parallel chalk  lines on the blackboard, for music class.

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I knew I'd seen that somewhere before. Not in real life, but I had seen that online before. I just couldn't remember what the heck it was.

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4 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I knew I'd seen that somewhere before. Not in real life, but I had seen that online before. I just couldn't remember what the heck it was.

Just above it, the Zenith TV remote control. It had little spring-loaded hammers in it and they would strike little pipes. Ultrasonic sound. They needed to be de-linted every now and then or the frequency would shift and the remote would become unreliable.

 

For the upper left, you might have an opportunity to explain at some point to a millennial, before cars had remote start fobs, they had this fingerprint reader. Push it, in, when it clicks out, put your index finger on the red reader to start the car...

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When my brother was a wee little boy - I don't remember whether he touched the end of the lighter or whether he stuck his finger in the hole, but whichever, I seem to recall it hurt him.

 

He also stuck a kitchen knife in the slot in the wall socket one time.

 

Liked to experiment, that boy. The nice thing about him being my older brother, was I could see how much it hurt him and I never did it.

 

I did not know how that remote worked. I assumed that one button turned it on, the one next to that turned it off, and the other two turned the volume up and down. And if you wanted to change channel you got up and walked across the room.

 

I was the remote in my house. "Go put it on channel 7 boy, I want to watch the news."

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Politicians on wheels

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