Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes

[Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438]

On 1/22/2024 at 9:14 PM, Alpo said:

 

It's a different generation....I would have said "Prisoner"....oh..... that would be Zenda, not Zelda

 

LL

[Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428]

54 minutes ago, Chantry said:

Still trying to decide if we should put up a statue to him or burn him in effigy

What we need to do is convince the general population that only about 2% of them should be seen in Yoga Pants!!!

[Sedalia Dave]

12 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

 

Why do I think that is supposed to say TO BLAME IT ON?

 

 

12 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

 

Why do I think that is supposed to say TO BLAME IT ON?

 

The logo in the bottom right explains a lot. 

[PowderRiverCowboy]

[Buckshot Bob]

1 hour ago, Chantry said:

 

Still trying to decide if we should put up a statue to him or burn him in effigy

It probably depends on the last set of yoga pants witnessed 

[Alpo]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Buckshot Bob]

[Alpo]

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

17 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

Been doing that. So far it doesn't seem to be working.

[Eyesa Horg]

Just now, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Been doing that. So far it doesn't seem to be working.

We're unfortunately getting to be a limited group.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

7 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

We're unfortunately getting to be a limited group.

You ever stop at a crosswalk to let pedestrians cross and have them look at you in astonishment? I have. Not lately, but I still remember it. 

[Eyesa Horg]

Yes! I've also gotten bad looks for holding a door! But I've also gotten a huge thank you for helping an elderly woman push her cart and put her groceries in the car and return the cart. I always return the cart!

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

[Alpo]

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

17 minutes ago, Alpo said:

My wife laughed out loud at that one!

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

Book I read one time.

 

They took an office chair, and they took the seat off of the shaft. They removed the hard bottom of the seat - the piece underneath the cushion. And they took the shaft and cut it at an angle so it came up to a point. Then they set the seat back on the shaft and went on there merry way, happy in the knowledge that eventually the guy that lived there would go into his office and plop down in his chair.

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

Edited January 26, 2024 by Sedalia Dave

[Sedalia Dave]

1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

 

My doctor told me I should cut my fat intake, so I stopped dipping my bacon in gravy before eating it.

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

[Buckshot Bob]

[Buckshot Bob]

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Buckshot Bob]

[Alpo]

I don't hear that picture. I recognize that picture - it's what we call a playground ball when I was in elementary school. But I don't hear it.

 

This one I hear.

[Cypress Sun]

 

Looks like a kickball to me. I don't associate that ball with any particular sound.

[Eyesa Horg]

1 hour ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

Looks like a kickball to me. I don't associate that ball with any particular sound.

Aside from the "slap" when it hit your cheek at 50mph! Problem (probably) too dangerous today and banned.

Edited January 26, 2024 by Eyesa Horg
Fricken otto

[Rip Snorter]

Dodgeball!  Thru most of the school years pre college.

[Buckshot Bob]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

I don't hear that picture. I recognize that picture - it's what we call a playground ball when I was in elementary school. But I don't hear it.

 

This one I hear.

Dodge ball 

if you get hit in the head with one it makes a very distinctive sound. 
If you played dodge ball as a kid you would also have a appreciation for the movie 

[Alpo]

We play dodgeball in elementary school, but it wasn't anything like the stuff I've seen on TV.

 

Everybody got in a circle. One guy in the middle. Somebody had a ball. He threw it at the guy in the middle, who attempted to dodge it. If the ball missed somebody on the other side of the circle caught the ball and now he threw it at the guy in the middle. This continued until the guy in the middle got hit. The guy that threw the ball that hit the guy in the middle now goes into the middle and the guy in the middle goes out to the circle.

 

And I saw a South Park episode 20-some years back, where they had two teams and everybody on the team had a ball. And then there was the movie, which I never saw but based on the trailers it was the same as the South Park thing.

 

Never played it that way.

[Rip Snorter]

Where I played.  Two sides of a basketball court, two teams, variable numbers of balls in play.  If you were hit, you were out.  You could deflect a ball with a ball and not be out.  The team with remaining member(s) won.