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To all those I have offended today . . .

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Seriously? Now I am really upset!

 

Bottles, line em up! J. Mark’s tab! :D

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Your offense is Welcome!:D

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2 hours ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said:

Buckle up buttercup cause this was just my first post :D

 

I was gonna say, slowing down at your advanced age???   :P:P:P:P:P:P

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I don't think you're smart enough to offend..... :o

 

Matter of fact, I'm surprised you even know how to type..... :P

 

Now, beat that!

 

..........Widder

 

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Poor Patriot, he gets upset over spilt milk.

 

Nobody like Sedalia Dave.  Thats why he misses out on everything.

 

Poor Eyesa.  He's a Borg but he don't know how to spell it.

 

40 don't know how to spell "Crap".

 

And Calamity Kris only friend is J.Mark,  who really don't have any friends.

 

:D

 

..........Widder   (how am I doing now?)

 

 

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I'm offended that you haven't given me more chances to be offended today.

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J. Mark Flint must really be off his game if the best he can do is pick on cat lovers. :o 

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1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Poor Patriot, he gets upset over spilt milk.

 

Nobody like Sedalia Dave.  Thats why he misses out on everything.

 

Poor Eyesa.  He's a Borg but he don't know how to spell it.

 

40 don't know how to spell "Crap".

 

And Calamity Kris only friend is J.Mark,  who really don't have any friends.

 

:D

 

..........Widder   (how am I doing now?)

 

 

 

Talk about someone not being smart enough to type. Your grammar is terrible. :D

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18 minutes ago, Marshal Chance Morgun said:

 

Talk about someone not being smart enough to type. Your grammar is terrible. :D

 

I'm just glad you had someone close by to read it to you..... :D

 

P.S. - just think, here we are having all this fun and TN Williams ain't even included.

His  'Bunkhouse Boss' probably has him mopping the kitchen floor and he ain't got time

to get on the wire..... :o

 

..........Widder

 

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5 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

I'm just glad you had someone close by to read it to you..... :D

 

P.S. - just think, here we are having all this fun and TN Williams ain't even included.

His  'Bunkhouse Boss' probably has him mopping the kitchen floor and he ain't got time

to get on the wire..... :o

 

..........Widder

 

Here I am minding my own business and I get dragged in to something. And, I was gonna be nice. 

On a side note, Widder. I really like what you've done with your hair...how do you get it to grow out of your nose that way?

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Hey TN.

I understand they use to call it a 'Jumpaline' until you got one and started jumping on it... 

:lol::lol::lol:  (that deserves a triple tap)

 

..........Widder

 

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Its offensive that I have to read this drivel.....:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

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like hitting the edit function!
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3 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Here I am minding my own business and I get dragged in to something. And, I was gonna be nice. 

On a side note, Widder. I really like what you've done with your hair...how do you get it to grow out of your nose that way?

 

You should have seen it before I shaved..... :o

 

..........Widder

 

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12 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

I'm just glad you had someone close by to read it to you..... :D     LOL

 

P.S. - just think, here we are having all this fun and TN Williams ain't even included.

His  'Bunkhouse Boss' probably has him mopping the kitchen floor and he ain't got time

to get on the wire..... :o

 

..........Widder

 

 

Oh yeah?  I forgot to add that your mother dresses you funny. 

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Widder, Did you know the tooth brush was invented in Tennessee? If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

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39 minutes ago, Marshal Chance Morgun said:

 

Talk about someone not being smart enough to type. Your grammar is terrible. :D

Did you ever meet his Grammar (or Grampar, for that matter)....... and why do you say she's terrible?

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10 minutes ago, Captain Clark said:

Its offensive that I have to read this drivel.....:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

What kind of drivel do you prefer?

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2 minutes ago, Marshal Chance Morgun said:

 

Oh yeah?  I forgot to add that your mother dresses you funny. 

 

I always felt like every time she made me take a bath was because she was gonna take me

over to someones house........ and leave me.

 

..........Widder

 

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2 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Yall leave me out of this. I don't want to have a battle of wits with someone unarmed.

You really shouldn't talk about Widder that way. 

 

Yes, I know your next post will be, "I wasn't."

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10 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Well at least my mom didn't get a ticket for littering when she dropped me off at school.

 

Back then, littering wasn't against the law.   But I must admit it was a great thing

when you got your diploma from the 8th grade at the age of 16.

:D

 

..........Widder

 

 

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Just now, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

Back then, littering wasn't against the law.   But I must admit it was a great thing

when you got your diploma from the 8th grade at the age of 16.

:D

 

..........Widder

 

 

Back then there weren't but 10 laws.

Widder is so old, the first time he seen a rainbow it was in black and white.

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7 minutes ago, Marshal Chance Morgun said:

You really shouldn't talk about Widder that way. 

 

Yes, I know your next post will be, "I wasn't."

Don't want to leave you out. 

You're proof that God has a sense of humor.

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6 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Don't want to leave you out. 

You're proof that God has a sense of humor.

 

Oh Boy...... now you think you've got Divine ESP.

 

..........Widder

 

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Did Y'all know that TN Williams missed being a girl by this much:   _____________

 

..........WIdder

 

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6 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Don't want to leave you out. 

You're proof that God has a sense of humor.

You'd better add a smiley face emoji when to say that, Pilgrim.^_^

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