J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted November 18, 2019 Posted November 18, 2019 Buckle up buttercup cause this was just my first post
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 18, 2019 Posted November 18, 2019 You haven't even said anything yet and already I'm offended...
Pat Riot Posted November 18, 2019 Posted November 18, 2019 Seriously? Now I am really upset! Bottles, line em up! J. Mark’s tab!
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted November 18, 2019 Author Posted November 18, 2019 I have not yet begun to offend! See y'all after I scope out some threads that need my assistance
Calamity Kris Posted November 18, 2019 Posted November 18, 2019 2 hours ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Buckle up buttercup cause this was just my first post I was gonna say, slowing down at your advanced age???
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 I don't think you're smart enough to offend..... Matter of fact, I'm surprised you even know how to type..... Now, beat that! ..........Widder
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 Poor Patriot, he gets upset over spilt milk. Nobody like Sedalia Dave. Thats why he misses out on everything. Poor Eyesa. He's a Borg but he don't know how to spell it. 40 don't know how to spell "Crap". And Calamity Kris only friend is J.Mark, who really don't have any friends. ..........Widder (how am I doing now?)
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 I'm offended that you haven't given me more chances to be offended today.
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 I feel left out. I'm not easily offended
Sedalia Dave Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 J. Mark Flint must really be off his game if the best he can do is pick on cat lovers.
Perro Del Diablo Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 Sorry I'm not a snowflake so hope it offends you.
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Poor Patriot, he gets upset over spilt milk. Nobody like Sedalia Dave. Thats why he misses out on everything. Poor Eyesa. He's a Borg but he don't know how to spell it. 40 don't know how to spell "Crap". And Calamity Kris only friend is J.Mark, who really don't have any friends. ..........Widder (how am I doing now?) Talk about someone not being smart enough to type. Your grammar is terrible.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 18 minutes ago, Marshal Chance Morgun said: Talk about someone not being smart enough to type. Your grammar is terrible. I'm just glad you had someone close by to read it to you..... P.S. - just think, here we are having all this fun and TN Williams ain't even included. His 'Bunkhouse Boss' probably has him mopping the kitchen floor and he ain't got time to get on the wire..... ..........Widder
Tennessee williams Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I'm just glad you had someone close by to read it to you..... P.S. - just think, here we are having all this fun and TN Williams ain't even included. His 'Bunkhouse Boss' probably has him mopping the kitchen floor and he ain't got time to get on the wire..... ..........Widder Here I am minding my own business and I get dragged in to something. And, I was gonna be nice. On a side note, Widder. I really like what you've done with your hair...how do you get it to grow out of your nose that way?
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 Hey TN. I understand they use to call it a 'Jumpaline' until you got one and started jumping on it... (that deserves a triple tap) ..........Widder
Captain Clark Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 Its offensive that I have to read this drivel.....
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Here I am minding my own business and I get dragged in to something. And, I was gonna be nice. On a side note, Widder. I really like what you've done with your hair...how do you get it to grow out of your nose that way? You should have seen it before I shaved..... ..........Widder
Tennessee williams Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 Well at least my mom didn't get a ticket for littering when she dropped me off at school.
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I'm just glad you had someone close by to read it to you..... LOL P.S. - just think, here we are having all this fun and TN Williams ain't even included. His 'Bunkhouse Boss' probably has him mopping the kitchen floor and he ain't got time to get on the wire..... ..........Widder Oh yeah? I forgot to add that your mother dresses you funny.
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 Widder, Did you know the tooth brush was invented in Tennessee? If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 39 minutes ago, Marshal Chance Morgun said: Talk about someone not being smart enough to type. Your grammar is terrible. Did you ever meet his Grammar (or Grampar, for that matter)....... and why do you say she's terrible?
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Captain Clark said: Its offensive that I have to read this drivel..... What kind of drivel do you prefer?
Tennessee williams Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 Yall leave me out of this. I don't want to have a battle of wits with someone unarmed.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Marshal Chance Morgun said: Oh yeah? I forgot to add that your mother dresses you funny. I always felt like every time she made me take a bath was because she was gonna take me over to someones house........ and leave me. ..........Widder
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Yall leave me out of this. I don't want to have a battle of wits with someone unarmed. You really shouldn't talk about Widder that way. Yes, I know your next post will be, "I wasn't."
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Well at least my mom didn't get a ticket for littering when she dropped me off at school. Back then, littering wasn't against the law. But I must admit it was a great thing when you got your diploma from the 8th grade at the age of 16. ..........Widder
Tennessee williams Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 Just now, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Back then, littering wasn't against the law. But I must admit it was a great thing when you got your diploma from the 8th grade at the age of 16. ..........Widder Back then there weren't but 10 laws. Widder is so old, the first time he seen a rainbow it was in black and white.
Tennessee williams Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, Marshal Chance Morgun said: You really shouldn't talk about Widder that way. Yes, I know your next post will be, "I wasn't." Don't want to leave you out. You're proof that God has a sense of humor.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Don't want to leave you out. You're proof that God has a sense of humor. Oh Boy...... now you think you've got Divine ESP. ..........Widder
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 Did Y'all know that TN Williams missed being a girl by this much: _____________ ..........WIdder
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Don't want to leave you out. You're proof that God has a sense of humor. You'd better add a smiley face emoji when to say that, Pilgrim.
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