Lt. C.J. Canary Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A grizzled old woman on a scruffy mustang slowly plods down the street of Toostone casually looking around. A six gun on each hip and a battered Winchester in a scabbord gives the impression she's not one to be tangled with ........ Whal this place has changed some. Don't see nobody I recognize .... purdy quiet to. Don't nuthin happen here anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 BOTTLES!!!! Yank the cork outta the best... she's BACK~!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Well, now, you sound familiar, but you didn't post any pitchers of yerself. If yer the same Canary that used to make cannons, repair farm implements, and run around on frozen ponds with itty bitty sled runners on yer boots...WELCOME BACK!!! If you ain't her welcome anyhow. We'll keep ya. Nothin' happenin' because everybody is layin' low, hoping to fool ol' Sandy Claws into thinkin' they been good. Of course most of us know better but we won't rat out a pard. Besides, Sandy knows if you are sleepin, he knows if yer awake, he knows if you been bad or good, etc. (He works for the NSA, y'know!) Merry Christmas, gal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Ain't nothin that'll liven things up more'n a 1lb charge of BP suffed down the bore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I remember way back on a previous version of this board, you and I had everyone else confused with a train robbery where we could stay one step ahead of the posse! That was a fun exercise that had a lot of members scratching their heads on how you and I could do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA break out the GOOD stuff and keep pouring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A few old timers still check in from time to time. Bottles, give the Lt a drink or 20 on my tab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Welcome Back CJ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Where you been? Gotta be a heckuva story!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Yep. Nothing happenin' here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger #3720LR Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 She's back.............. Been a long time. Some of use are here but as you can see, the place has changed. Nothing been blown up in years...the goberment hide all the powder. After that, things kind of just went stagnant. Hi ya. CH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I'll just tip my hat, and say "Howdy, nice to make your acquaintance." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major E A Sterner #12916 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Howdy CJ, my tab is at your disposal Good to see you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 So, Leftenant, what on Earth have ya been doin' for excitement these last few years~? You've been asked about many times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Yep. Nothing happenin' here. Quail, you put yore clothes back on. You're scaring the horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I asked about you and even had a few E-mails going with you about coming back and doing a TREE FETCH for the Saloon (ACS) but it was up to me and Grizzly Dave to git it started and done. We did a few and you can do a search and read them. Blowed up some things up and had some fun with Ol Chip Tosser and Marshall Rusty Bore. Tried to git Sweetwater Jack to fly his Balloey, but couldn't git him going. Nice you're here now. Just Sayin' Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. C.J. Canary Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 Just happened to be wanderin by and thought I'd take a ride through town and see what's cookin. No new hole in the ceiling, don't hear them girls upstairs no more - why the streets look down-right peacable! I rekkon everything changes with time. If'n yer short on powder, I still got some tucked away in the hills, dynamite too. I don't got the cannon no more - sold it to a Reb a while back. It ain't that I've slowed down any just that I've moved on to new parts and enjoyin life. Ya'll have a good Christmas now, ya hear! She slips a bottle of the good stuff into her pocket and wanders to the door. Mounting up, she rides slowly into the afternoon sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Tease!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Maybe a couple of twins could follow her, even if one is crippled up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Merry Christmas and drop by any time. You could come south of the border for a visit, too... now that the Sheriff died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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