Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Went to the store a few days ago to get some ice cream. Right between the ice cream sandwiches and popsicles was a new product with a bright blue box that said Frosty Paws. Picked it up, went home and had one. It was in a dixie cup with a lid and a little tab and tasted kinda like sugar free vanilla. Noticed my hair was bright and shiney the next morning. Put on my glasses and noticed the Frosty Paws are made by Purina. Turned over the box and in the fine print it talked about what a great new treat Frosty Paws were for your dog and that they will love it. It will clean their teeth and brighten their coats. Gave the rest to the dog. He liked it about as much as I did and I must say his coat is also bright and shiney. Moral, wear your glasses when eating something new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Do you scratch yourself with your hind leg now, Larsen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted September 12, 2013 Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 Did that after I started wearing a flea collar instead of a gold chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palo Verde, SASS # 56522 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 That's a good one Larsen. But, as the preacher said to the young man at the revival: "Golly son, don't know if I woulda told that one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Sierra Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace_of_Hearts Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Has your sense of smell improved? Can you smell the cupcake tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted September 12, 2013 Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 Has your sense of smell improved? Can you smell the cupcake tree? Love the cupcake tree! Hope you don't stock it with Frosty Cakes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Dan Blodgett, SASS #75655 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 A co-worker of mine makes dog treats from peanut butter and plain greek yogurt. We made some as well, much too good for the dogs, so they did not get any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wily Yankee Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Sorry but I just got this image of you licking yourself... Wily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Guess you didn't eat enough to start lifting your leg on fireplugs Great post....need a good laugh once in awhile. I'll know your hooked if you change you alias to Frosty Paws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 And stop chasing cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monco Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Does it come in Chocolate Ripple? My wife says I act like a dog all the time..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeBagodonuts Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I guess it's a good thing that you're not allergic to soy, which is what frosty paws is made from. My dogs love the stuff. Me, not so much. I tried a bit the last time I gave it to them. It's certainly different, but doesn't taste like real ice cream to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Indian Dude Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 To funny, I have to go clean the coffee off my keyboard and monitor now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Sorry but I just got this image of you licking yourself... Wily Just hope he don't do that in the middle of the street. A car might hit him that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Adams 3674 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace_of_Hearts Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 You can change your name to..... The Frosty Paws Kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 OMG! Really Larson? Say "hi" to "Him" for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Reb, SASS #54804 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 The title got me 1 of the pards I shoot with has the alais of Frosty Paws. I was wondering what he did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted September 12, 2013 Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 Here he is after a bowl of Frosty Paws. He is all smiles. Hopefully, they don't come up with Double Stuff Snausages and put them in the cookie aisle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyd Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 The Publix Super Market by me put up a sign. Not for Human consumption. A customer got it for their kids. My Beagle loves them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 When my paws get frosty, they don't work too well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusta B. Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I was out on a date once & was told I had frosty paws ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Jim Henry, SASS #20616 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 My wife says I act like a dog all the time..... ..........Widder I am so biting my tongue, Widder! Regards, TJH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key Hay Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Somebody say Doggy Ice Cream???? Bella Wants!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col. Nathan C. Riddles, SASS # 7462 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Hey Larsen, I read the other day that the Border Patrol is gonna hire some more trackers. Bet you could get the job if you eat a few more Frosty Paws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted September 12, 2013 Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 Hey Larsen, I read the other day that the Border Patrol is gonna hire some more trackers. Bet you could get the job if you eat a few more Frosty Paws. I'll go to the store and see if I can sniff some more out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Somebody say Doggy Ice Cream???? Bella Wants!!!! Every night, Hubby eats vanilla ice cream. Teeders, my doggie, gets to lick the bowl. That is because then I don't have to wash it. Well, I thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 PS Key, tell Bella that I love her "costume." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted September 12, 2013 Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 PS Key, tell Bella that I love her "costume." YIKES!!!!! Let's not let this illuminating dicussion degrade into another costuming thread. Just in case, this is an appropriate SASS costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted September 12, 2013 Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 I think Bella's costume is B Western. Taz was going for the Classic Cowboy look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key Hay Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 PS Key, tell Bella that I love her "costume." Bella is well known to cowboy shooters in the NW. She was at a lot of Annuals, State Match and the NW regionals in bend this summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Dan Blodgett, SASS #75655 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I was out on a date once & was told I had frosty paws ........ Yusta, once was told I was very international and European, something about Roman Hands and Russian Fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gawd Awful Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Thanks Larsen. I needed a laugh today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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