Military Meme's

[Pat Riot]

25 minutes ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

Then it would be, ‘Militaires Sans Couilles’

The translator worked just fine for that one. 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

We can'tunderstand why recruitment and retention in down so much!

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4 minutes ago, Chantry said:

 

Nooooooooooo!  Not again!

[Chantry]

12 minutes ago, Redleg Reilly, SASS #46372 said:

Nooooooooooo!  Not again!

My allergies were worse than usual when we did our gas mask training.  It sucked for about 5 minutes and then I felt great the rest of the day.  CS clears out the sinuses better than any over the counter medicine.

[Sedalia Dave]

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[Sedalia Dave]

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[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

On 1/19/2024 at 10:26 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[DocWard]

On 1/19/2024 at 10:26 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

 

I'll say it until my dying day. I'm far more proud of the fact that the guys I served with saw fit to call me "Doc" than I am the fact I could put "Esquire" after my name if I so chose.

[DocWard]

[DocWard]

When I was the NCOIC of the Medical Section for my Bn. I sent a new guy to commo for squelch grease. The commo sergeant, being a good guy, sent him to the supply sergeant. The supply sergeant after a few moments of "checking" sent the new guy to maintenance. Almost an hour later, I began thinking the new guy was onto our snipe hunt and was somewhere screwing off. I checked with commo, then went to supply. While at supply, they get a call from the maintenance sergeant, an E7, asking for an NSN (National Stock Number) for squelch grease.

 

The "new guy" is now a 1SG and Bronze Star recipient. To my knowledge, the E7 is still clueless.

[DocWard]

On 11/28/2023 at 12:12 AM, Pat Riot said:

 

 

I was trying to find some funny foxhole memes. All I kept finding were really stupid cartoons and memes about some silly video game. 

 

 

Not a meme, and only sort of military related, but it made me think of this. I actually have it posted on my fridge.

https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2009/05/10

 

[Eyesa Horg]

1 hour ago, DocWard said:

 

When I was the NCOIC of the Medical Section for my Bn. I sent a new guy to commo for squelch grease. The commo sergeant, being a good guy, sent him to the supply sergeant. The supply sergeant after a few moments of "checking" sent the new guy to maintenance. Almost an hour later, I began thinking the new guy was onto our snipe hunt and was somewhere screwing off. I checked with commo, then went to supply. While at supply, they get a call from the maintenance sergeant, an E7, asking for an NSN (National Stock Number) for squelch grease.

 

The "new guy" is now a 1SG and Bronze Star recipient. To my knowledge, the E7 is still clueless.

And he still forgot the 20 feet of Fallopian tube.

[DocWard]

36 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

And he still forgot the 20 feet of Fallopian tube.

 

You kind of go over some anatomy to become a medic...

[Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139]

6 hours ago, DocWard said:

 

I'll say it until my dying day. I'm far more proud of the fact that the guys I served with saw fit to call me "Doc" than I am the fact I could put "Esquire" after my name if I so chose.

Marines love their "Docs". I've been treated by your compadres several times, in combat and stateside. I appreciate your service and wish you well.

 

PF

[Sedalia Dave]