It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Subdeacon Joe]

Sometimes I look at a text and think " 
Geez, what a psycho!"

Then I hit send.

[Alpo]

[Rip Snorter]

Had that posted on the Fridge through the entire last plandemic.  Will have to print it up and put it back up.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Sometimes I look at a text and think " 
Geez, what a psycho!"

Then I hit send.

Damn!  You found me out.  

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

The World's 25 Shortest Books:

25.' Things I Wouldn't Do for Money' by Dennis Rodman
24.' The Difference Between Reality and Dilbert'
23.' The Book of Virtue' by Bill Clinton
22.' To All the Men I've Loved Before' by Ellen
21.' Strom Thurmond: Intelligent Quotes'
20.' Human Rights Advances in China'
19.' My Plan to Find the Real Killers' by O.J. Simpson
18.' Al Gore: The Wild Years'
17.' Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean'
16.' America's Most Popular Lawyers'
15.' Career Opportunities for Art History Majors'
14.' Detroit - A Travel Guide'
13.' Beauty Tips' by Roseanne
12.' Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches'
(subtitled' The Power of Positive Thinking')
11.' UNIX Made Easy'
10.' Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance and Fine Dining'
9.' Everything Men Know About Women'
8.' Everything Women Know About Men'
7.' French Hospitality'
6.' George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names'
5.' How to Sustain a Musical Career' by Art Garfunkel
4.' 101 Spotted Owl Recipes' by the U.S. EPA
3.' Dining in the Ring' by Mike Tyson
2.' The Amish Phone Book'
1.' The Engineer's Guide to Fashion'

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[Sedalia Dave]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

The CO says:

– Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!

So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!

The CO was so impressed, he asked – How did you do it?

–Well, I jumped in a tank and went toward the border with the Arabs.

I approached the border and saw an Arab tank.

I put my white flag up. The Arab tank put his white flag up.

I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass?”

So we exchanged tanks!

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Black Angus McPherson]

10 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

My friend's daughter does that.  At least she used to.  She may have out grown it.    It does get some interesting looks.

 

Angus

[Subdeacon Joe]

7 minutes ago, Black Angus McPherson said:

 

My friend's daughter does that.  At least she used to.  She may have out grown it.    It does get some interesting looks.

 

Angus

 

I'll order Eggbeaters, over easy.  Always takes 'em a second, then I get The Look.

[Alpo]

As long as we're talking about eggs.

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/833850514779118?mibextid=9drbnH

[Alpo]

That was cool.

 

I know you posted that because of the penis shaped gasket, but looking at all the videos below that. With that broken off bolt, and welding a nut to the little bit of bolt that was sticking out, so he could put a wrench on the nut and unscrew the bolt piece.

 

I never would have thought of that. I would have tried to take it out with vice grips.

[Sedalia Dave]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

That was cool.

 

I know you posted that because of the penis shaped gasket, but looking at all the videos below that. With that broken off bolt, and welding a nut to the little bit of bolt that was sticking out, so he could put a wrench on the nut and unscrew the bolt piece.

 

I never would have thought of that. I would have tried to take it out with vice grips.

 

The added benefit is that the heat generated by welding process helps free up the bolt.

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Alpo]

16 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

The added benefit is that the heat generated by welding process helps free up the bolt.

I have read - I have never tried this but I remember reading it and it makes sense - if you have a stuck screw. Rusted or crudded in place. Apply a soldering iron to the head of the screw. The heat of the soldering iron will cause the metal screw to expand, which will crush back the rust or the dirt or the crud or whatever is holding it stuck. Then you take the soldering iron off and let it cool back down. When it cools it shrinks, and now it should come out easily.

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

High School Football

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/QU4ZdJOrxl4?si=wkelM6oEbN11JzAc

 

 

Edited September 9, 2023 by Subdeacon Joe

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]