It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Pat Riot]

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

Another fast talking politician. 

 

https://youtu.be/FfMGq2yNS-0?si=fuvWBsP3ZXT0J7eZ

 

 

Edited April 4, 2025 by Subdeacon Joe

[Alpo]

[Alpo]

[Alpo]

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 4/3/2025 at 12:03 PM, Alpo said:

Darwin Award Champion.

 

On 4/3/2025 at 12:03 PM, Alpo said:

 

Edited April 5, 2025 by Forty Rod SASS 3935

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

 

 

On 4/3/2025 at 12:03 PM, Alpo said:

 

1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Darwin Award Champion.

Do It Yourself trans operation.

Edited April 5, 2025 by Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

[Subdeacon Joe]

On 4/3/2025 at 12:03 PM, Alpo said:

 

 

Texas vasectomy. 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

https://www.instagram.com/share/BAKJudJzN6

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

gonna steal that idea 🤣

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

He's right! 😂

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

When facing impending disaster, tornado, flood, earthquake, put some wieners in your pocket. The search dogs will find you faster.

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

Once upon a time, a mime who’d fallen on hard times was desperate for work. After trying every street corner in town, he wandered into the city zoo, hoping for a gig—even just sweeping up.

To his surprise, the zookeeper pulled him aside.
“We might actually have something,” he said, lowering his voice. “Our gorilla… well, he passed away. Huge hit to our ticket sales. If you can wear the costume and act the part till we find a replacement, the job’s yours.”

The mime, out of options, agreed.

The next morning, he slipped into the gorilla suit and entered the enclosure. Nervous at first, he shuffled around awkwardly—but to his surprise, the crowd loved it! He beat his chest, swung from a tire, did a few flips. By noon, he was having a blast.

Days turned into weeks, and the mime found his groove. He’d sleep in the corner, eat bananas, and ham it up for cheering kids. It was the easiest money he’d ever made.

But over time, he got bored. The novelty wore off, the crowds thinned, and he started craving a little excitement. That’s when he noticed the lion’s cage next door—now that exhibit always had a crowd.

One afternoon, he decided to spice things up. He climbed to the top of his enclosure, swung across a branch, and dangled just above the lion’s den, hooting and flailing like a madman. The lion roared. The audience loved it.

The next day, bigger crowd. More drama. Even better applause. The zookeeper gave him a raise.

This little stunt became the highlight of the zoo. Until one day… the mime slipped.

He tumbled straight into the lion’s cage. For a second, the world stopped. Then the lion turned, growled low and deep, and started charging.

The mime panicked.
He ran.
He screamed.
He waved his arms.

“HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!”

The lion pounced, knocked him flat to the ground, leaned in close and whispered—

“Shut up, man… you’ll blow the whole gig!” 🦁🐒😂

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

19 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

 

YEAH!  He'll also learn about marble, trimming the powder out of rolls of caps, a piece of heavy walled pipe, and fuse.

[Eyesa Horg]

We used "hammer head" firecrackers as the propellant! The marble would penetrate an 8 inch birch!

[Subdeacon Joe]

Hmmmm...

Is this where Tesla got the inspiration for the design of their pickup?

 

 

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

19 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Hmmmm...

Is this where Tesla got the inspiration for the design of their pickup?

 

 

Don't think so...

[Subdeacon Joe]

21 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Don't think so...

 

I don't know,  look at those aircraft on the ground and it's close.

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

[PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L]

Pill-splitter a co-worker gave me when I returned to w**k 7 years ago:

 

 

 

[Alpo]

10 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

That guy goes to an English boarding school?

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Just now, Alpo said:

When they don’t care about income.

[Subdeacon Joe]

And you can never get everything back where it had been.

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIMkKkqODS5/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

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[Subdeacon Joe]

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