It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

For that someone who grew old but not up…. It says the projectiles are shot up to 15 ft.

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Alpo]

5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

When I first looked at that, I was trying to understand why Daddy was trying to run Mama down with a lawn mower.

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Eyesa Horg]

14 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Still has Dad chasing Mom with a lawn mower!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Yup, still a lawn mower. —  and that’s a snowmobile running him down.

 

maybe it’s one of those sissy sized snowblowers

 

Edited April 1, 2025 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

[Calamity Kris]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

When I first looked at that, I was trying to understand why Daddy was trying to run Mama down with a lawn mower.

 

Baby stroller.  Take a look at the item in it's hand................

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[John Kloehr]

[Pat Riot]

 

 

[Alpo]

[Pat Riot]

I can relate to this:

 

 

 

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

19 minutes ago, Alpo said:

However in an alternate universe he was drafted by the Jets and met her when they played Buffalo and …

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Buffalo fries and bull fries are totally different things.

[Alpo]

[Pat Riot]

4 hours ago, Alpo said:

C’mon…that’s 96 3/4 and you know it. Stop exaggerating. 

[Alpo]

Actually, if you look at the picture, you'll notice that it is sitting up on 4x4s. So you have to add three and a half inches to the overall height.

 

96 and 15/16 is almost 8 foot 1 inch. Add that three and a half for the 4x4 and you get 8 foot 4 1/2 inches.

 

Now, unless that kind of chubby white guy in the picture is a circus performer or a professional basketball player, I ain't buying it. Looks more like a 66 and 15/16.

[Dapper Dave]

All I know is we had a whopping big wrench secured to the bulkhead under the flight deck, humongous thing about 8 feet long or longer and I was told it was for the nut fastening the screw to the shaft. It would have taken 4 or 5 guys just to lift it. 

[Sedalia Dave]

A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95, just two miles from the South Carolina line. 🚔💨

Trooper: “Sir, any reason you were speeding?”

Driver: “I’m a magician and a juggler! I’ve got a show tonight, and I can’t be late!” 🎩✨

The Trooper, intrigued, leaned in. “A juggler, huh? I’ve always wanted to see that. Tell you what—show me a little juggling, and maybe I’ll forget about the ticket.”

The driver sighed. “I’d love to, but all my gear is already at the venue.”

The Trooper grinned. “No problem! I’ve got some flares in the trunk. Can you juggle those?”

The juggler smirked. “Oh, absolutely.”

So the Trooper lit up three flares and handed them over. Soon, the juggler was tossing them high in the air, putting on quite the show. 🔥🔥🔥

Just then, a car pulled up behind them. Out stepped a good ol’ boy from South Carolina—clearly a few drinks deep. He stood there, watched the flaming performance for a few seconds, then shook his head, walked over to the patrol car, and got in the back seat.

The Trooper, confused, walked over and opened the door. “Uh… sir, what are you doing?”

The drunk looked up, sighed, and said, “Might as well take me to jail now… ain’t NO WAY I’m passin’ that test!” 🤣🤣🤣

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

[Alpo]

On 3/23/2025 at 2:00 PM, Alpo said:

 

I posted a video of her driving back in March.

[Alpo]

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[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

BOSS: We hired you for your five years experience for entry level pay. Why aren’t you giving us more output?

 

EMPLOYEE: You are paying for the basic features subscription.  Would you like to upgrade to premium?

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

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