Buckshot Bear Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 I'm single ............ but I don't think I could keep up with her after she drinks those 5 beers ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 I don't know, I find her very "fetching"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Sheridan Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 She’ll eventually make it out of the minor league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Just now, Buckshot Sheridan said: She’ll eventually make it out of the minor league. ..... these Lovely Ladies is cheating ........... they's using handles ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Beat me to it! I was just thinking of that and the dirndls! Got to give her points for no handles and a flexible cups! I suspect she would score well in the dirndl contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 I recall a lass, rather hefty and sweaty Freulein as I recall, bringing eleven mugs of Bavaria’s best and freshest brew and two loaves bread to our table during Oktoberfest. We asked where she carried the bread. She said “under my arms of course.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Oh YES.... This really happened. 1982'ish... Skyliner (Restraunt/Lounge) It was at the Airport in Farmington, NM...but the best Rock bands and Steak for miles around. 10:30 pm...place is packed, I head from the bar with a tray full of highballs on one hand, and a fist full of longknecks in the other. The uper decks had a slight 2 step rise, and... Missing the top step, I was able to swivel around...somehow landing in a half split, not a drink spilt, tray still at my shoulder. After the laughter and applause stopped, I kindly asked the cute guy at the table nearest me to please take the tray...he did. And then to take the longknecks...he did. And then I asked if he wouldn't mind turning his head toward the wall, that I might save a bit of dignity getting up. He did. I remember my tips being really nice that evening!!! I wonder if anyone else remembers that night?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Miz Sue, I've long known women were creatures of grace, skill and ability. Your experience -- startling though it was -- proves yet again that you are truly a remarkable soul! Well done indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Wonder where she's hiding the pretzels? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cholla Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 I am going to guess the Octoberfest women can crack walnuts with their bare hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 30 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Oh YES.... This really happened. 1982'ish... Skyliner (Restraunt/Lounge) It was at the Airport in Farmington, NM...but the best Rock bands and Steak for miles around. 10:30 pm...place is packed, I head from the bar with a tray full of highballs on one hand, and a fist full of longknecks in the other. The uper decks had a slight 2 step rise, and... Missing the top step, I was able to swivel around...somehow landing in a half split, not a drink spilt, tray still at my shoulder. After the laughter and applause stopped, I kindly asked the cute guy at the table nearest me to please take the tray...he did. And then to take the longknecks...he did. And then I asked if he wouldn't mind turning his head toward the wall, that I might save a bit of dignity getting up. He did. I remember my tips being really nice that evening!!! I wonder if anyone else remembers that night?? That was a popular place back then , Farmington just kinda keeps hanging in there not much else anymore ( Lived on La Plata as a kid till first year of HS graduated In Cuba ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 7 minutes ago, Cholla said: I am going to guess the Octoberfest women can crack walnuts with their bare hands. Heck they can crack walnuts between their mammaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Surprised no ones said the obvious on the OP , At least this way she cant talk back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 45 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..... these Lovely Ladies is cheating ........... they's using handles ......... I liter glass mugs. Dang right they use handles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.D. Daily Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 44 minutes ago, Buckshot Sheridan said: She’ll eventually make it out of the minor league. I see the Hoffbrau Haus has updated their 1 liter beer containers. In 1971 they were heavy glazed pottery. I was in the 1st AD and I got a short day off during Reforger when the Division bivouaced near Munchen. You certainly didn't want to insult the HB haus's busty serving wenches. They looked like they could open a can of woopass on a skinny 20 something GI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said: But can she run power tools? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted March 28, 2022 Author Share Posted March 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, Matthew Duncan said: But can she run power tools? With her toes !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 1 hour ago, PowerRiverCowboy said: That was a popular place back then , Farmington just kinda keeps hanging in there not much else anymore ( Lived on La Plata as a kid till first year of HS graduated In Cuba ) My fav Steakhouse back then was Coyotes Den...course, I think that was Greg Hamilton's brother who owned it, right? Cuba??? What culture shock was that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 1 hour ago, PowerRiverCowboy said: That was a popular place back then , Farmington just kinda keeps hanging in there not much else anymore ( Lived on La Plata as a kid till first year of HS graduated In Cuba ) I started working for Bob and Greg my Jr. year of HS. Was hostess... Then at 19, started opening waitress (the 4:30am to 1:30pm) Off to SJC after... Then at 21 I would barback, sometimes run the corner-back bar. I recall we were busiest whe Penetrator was in town. All the girls came to see the band (Chris more so) and all the boys came 'cuz that was where the girls were. I ended up Managing it for a bit...also RMRC... Worked Chelseas for a short while... All in all I worked for Bob and Greg for 17 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 14 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: My fav Steakhouse back then was Coyotes Den...course, I think that was Greg Hamilton's brother who owned it, right? Cuba??? What culture shock was that! My aunts Husband owned Chef Bernies , (truck stop )in Farmington . Cuba , NM halfway between Albuquerque and Farmington No stoplights and the Tastee Freeze a Chili Dog came with green Chile unless you told them the otherway . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: Bet she's devorsed with kids. Otherwise she'd say; "Get your own beer.". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 7 minutes ago, PowerRiverCowboy said: My aunts Husband owned Chef Bernies , (truck stop )in Farmington . Cuba , NM halfway between Albuquerque and Farmington No stoplights and the Tastee Freeze a Chili Dog came with green Chile unless you told them the otherway . My Daddy (Jim 'Dub' Shockley) built Chef Bernie's fireplace Okay...we gotta release this thread to it's local owner!!! Want to chat, I'm on MeWe or you can singinsue1.1@gmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted March 28, 2022 Author Share Posted March 28, 2022 Just now, Singin' Sue 71615 said: My Daddy (Jim 'Dub' Shockley built Chef Bernie's fireplace Okay...we gotta release this thread to it's local owner!!! Want to chat, I'm on MeWe or you can singinsue1.1@gmail.com OT is fine Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Y'all probably say " now don't she EVER shut up?" Buckshot Sheridan, I warn ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Matthew Duncan said: But can she run power tools? And does she have a boat or a reloading press? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Y'all probably say " now don't she EVER shut up?" Buckshot Sheridan, I warn ya! Folks been asking that about me for 80 years. I almost never do unless I'm asleep or in a dentist's chair. Rave on, Lady! Jus rave on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Sheridan Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Y'all probably say " now don't she EVER shut up?" Buckshot Sheridan, I warn ya! I would never say such a thing………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Sheridan Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Still waiting to get a word in edgewise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 16 minutes ago, Buckshot Sheridan said: Still waiting to get a word in edgewise. ..... try getting the word "edgewise" in ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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