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First of all, this was a real dream of mine I had last night.

And before telling you the dream, I must also say that I have never been affiliated

with any Union or any Union Bosses.

 

I dreamed a friend of mine invited me to a Union meeting.

About 30 or so Union Bosses were there.   After seeing everyone there,

I realized they were Mafia bosses.

Anyhow, ELVIS was invited to sing a song.   Yes, Elvis Pressley.

He sang a song that was some sort of Union 'Alma Mater' song and then sat down to eat

with the rest of us.

I was ask to sit across the table from Elvis, which prompted this conversation in the dream.

 

I introduce myself to Elvis and he kindly says... 'Hello' as he proceeds to eat a salad, as we were

all eating.

 

Elvis says:   "I'm glad to see they still have the 'regulars' here".

I said:   'Yep, no one is new because there hasn't been any deaths to replace anyone".

Elvis says:   "I'm not talking about the Union Bosses.....  I'm talking about the SALAD DRESSING".

 

This was actually the dream I had last night.  No fooling.

 

..........Widder

 

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You good Widder? All your meds takin on time and the correct dosage? Meat you had for supper taste kinda funny?

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You gotta stop eating those jalapeno and bean burritos right before bed time.

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That’s what happens when you try a new salad dressing at dinner. Switch back to your “regulars” and you’ll be fine. :D

 

Do you honestly think “The King” ate salad?…tsk, tsk, tsk

:P

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1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

First of all, this was a real dream of mine I had last night.

And before telling you the dream, I must also say that I have never been affiliated

with any Union or any Union Bosses.

 

I dreamed a friend of mine invited me to a Union meeting.

About 30 or so Union Bosses were there.   After seeing everyone there,

I realized they were Mafia bosses.

Anyhow, ELVIS was invited to sing a song.   Yes, Elvis Pressley.

He sang a song that was some sort of Union 'Alma Mater' song and then sat down to eat

with the rest of us.

I was ask to sit across the table from Elvis, which prompted this conversation in the dream.

 

I introduce myself to Elvis and he kindly says... 'Hello' as he proceeds to eat a salad, as we were

all eating.

 

Elvis says:   "I'm glad to see they still have the 'regulars' here".

I said:   'Yep, no one is new because there hasn't been any deaths to replace anyone".

Elvis says:   "I'm not talking about the Union Bosses.....  I'm talking about the SALAD DRESSING".

 

This was actually the dream I had last night.  No fooling.

 

..........Widder

 

This is the sort of thing that's the main reason why I only drink bonded liquor.:D

 

Elvis eating a salad?  Really?

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56 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

That’s what happens when you try a new salad dressing at dinner. Switch back to your “regulars” and you’ll be fine. :D

 

Do you honestly think “The King” ate salad?…tsk, tsk, tsk

:P

 

I don't have a clue what he really ate.   I can only report what he had in the dream..... ;)

 

..........Widder

 

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I saw Elvis just a couple years ago down to the Seven Eleven... old dude, almost didn't recognize 'im - he was disguised as a midget.  ;)  :rolleyes:

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1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

I saw Elvis just a couple years ago down to the Seven Eleven... old dude, almost didn't recognize 'im - he was disguised as a midget.  ;)  :rolleyes:

You mean he ain't still working the grill on 3rd shift at the Waffle House in Valdosta?

 

I wonder when he quit.

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I did eat a few BBQ wings from Pizza Hut.  Its possible they put some extra special sauce

on those wings..... or maybe those chickens were raised on 'wacky grain'.

:lol:

 

..........Widder

 

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While waiting to fall asleep, ponder one of the world's great mysteries.  Your mind will be occupied and free of psychedelic meandering.

For example:  Near the end of "Vanishing Point" there is s naked chick who spends her days riding a mini-bike around the Nevada desert.  Think of how she may have protected her legs from thorns and cactus. 

You'll sleep soundly.

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Why do I feel that somewhere Elvis is typing on a blog with the heading? :

 

I gotta share this dream........Widder was there.

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47 minutes ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said:

Why do I feel that somewhere Elvis is typing on a blog with the heading? :

 

I gotta share this dream........Widder was there.

Nightmare are dreams too you know 

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8 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

Nightmare are dreams too you know 

That's one frightened Elvis, then.

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2 hours ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said:

Why do I feel that somewhere Elvis is typing on a blog with the heading? :

 

I gotta share this dream........Widder was there.

 

Now that is funny.  I bet even TN Williams laughed at that one.

 

..........Widder

 

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2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

Now that is funny.  I bet even TN Williams laughed at that one.

 

..........Widder

 

Yeah, I did.

It's just too bad you have to have Elvis come up with this funny stuff instead of you. 

I gotta ask. What did some of those Bosses look like? I bet there was one with a big funny hat that looked like Imis. Probably two of them off to the side arguing with each other that resembled phantom and Cap'n bb. Might've even been a Pale @PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L One sitting off to himself just shaking his head at how goofy everybody else is. Or...they could've all looked like Mr Badly:ph34r:

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When TN Williams gets on the computer, that means his locate DQ must have WiFi access.

 

..........Widder

 

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2 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

When TN Williams gets on the computer, that means his locate DQ must have WiFi access.

 

..........Widder

 

And you can tell by Widder being able to reply, his bunkhouse boss must be napping or away from the house cause he has free time.:P

 

And I'm eating a frosty, thankyouverymuch

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