Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 First of all, this was a real dream of mine I had last night. And before telling you the dream, I must also say that I have never been affiliated with any Union or any Union Bosses. I dreamed a friend of mine invited me to a Union meeting. About 30 or so Union Bosses were there. After seeing everyone there, I realized they were Mafia bosses. Anyhow, ELVIS was invited to sing a song. Yes, Elvis Pressley. He sang a song that was some sort of Union 'Alma Mater' song and then sat down to eat with the rest of us. I was ask to sit across the table from Elvis, which prompted this conversation in the dream. I introduce myself to Elvis and he kindly says... 'Hello' as he proceeds to eat a salad, as we were all eating. Elvis says: "I'm glad to see they still have the 'regulars' here". I said: 'Yep, no one is new because there hasn't been any deaths to replace anyone". Elvis says: "I'm not talking about the Union Bosses..... I'm talking about the SALAD DRESSING". This was actually the dream I had last night. No fooling. ..........Widder
Michigan Slim Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 You good Widder? All your meds takin on time and the correct dosage? Meat you had for supper taste kinda funny?
Sixgun Seamus Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 You gotta stop eating those jalapeno and bean burritos right before bed time.
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 That’s what happens when you try a new salad dressing at dinner. Switch back to your “regulars” and you’ll be fine. Do you honestly think “The King” ate salad?…tsk, tsk, tsk
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: First of all, this was a real dream of mine I had last night. And before telling you the dream, I must also say that I have never been affiliated with any Union or any Union Bosses. I dreamed a friend of mine invited me to a Union meeting. About 30 or so Union Bosses were there. After seeing everyone there, I realized they were Mafia bosses. Anyhow, ELVIS was invited to sing a song. Yes, Elvis Pressley. He sang a song that was some sort of Union 'Alma Mater' song and then sat down to eat with the rest of us. I was ask to sit across the table from Elvis, which prompted this conversation in the dream. I introduce myself to Elvis and he kindly says... 'Hello' as he proceeds to eat a salad, as we were all eating. Elvis says: "I'm glad to see they still have the 'regulars' here". I said: 'Yep, no one is new because there hasn't been any deaths to replace anyone". Elvis says: "I'm not talking about the Union Bosses..... I'm talking about the SALAD DRESSING". This was actually the dream I had last night. No fooling. ..........Widder This is the sort of thing that's the main reason why I only drink bonded liquor. Elvis eating a salad? Really?
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 17, 2021 Author Posted May 17, 2021 56 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: That’s what happens when you try a new salad dressing at dinner. Switch back to your “regulars” and you’ll be fine. Do you honestly think “The King” ate salad?…tsk, tsk, tsk I don't have a clue what he really ate. I can only report what he had in the dream..... ..........Widder
Kid Rich Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 Widder I was gonna send you some pics to see if you could tell me what they were. I guess I'll wait a couple of days. kR
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 You gotta stop smoking that stuff. It'll make you go blind. too.
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 I saw Elvis just a couple years ago down to the Seven Eleven... old dude, almost didn't recognize 'im - he was disguised as a midget.
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: I saw Elvis just a couple years ago down to the Seven Eleven... old dude, almost didn't recognize 'im - he was disguised as a midget. You mean he ain't still working the grill on 3rd shift at the Waffle House in Valdosta? I wonder when he quit.
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 Widder have you been drinking from Alpo's bottle again?
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 must have been something wrong with that peanut butter and banana sandwich ya had CB
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 Just get up and go to the bathroom, that's all your body wants. Imis
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 17, 2021 Author Posted May 17, 2021 I did eat a few BBQ wings from Pizza Hut. Its possible they put some extra special sauce on those wings..... or maybe those chickens were raised on 'wacky grain'. ..........Widder
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 24 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: must have been something wrong with that peanut butter and banana sandwich ya had CB You mean that it wasn't fried? Philistine!
Joke 'um Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 While waiting to fall asleep, ponder one of the world's great mysteries. Your mind will be occupied and free of psychedelic meandering. For example: Near the end of "Vanishing Point" there is s naked chick who spends her days riding a mini-bike around the Nevada desert. Think of how she may have protected her legs from thorns and cactus. You'll sleep soundly.
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted May 18, 2021 Posted May 18, 2021 Why do I feel that somewhere Elvis is typing on a blog with the heading? : I gotta share this dream........Widder was there.
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 18, 2021 Posted May 18, 2021 47 minutes ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said: Why do I feel that somewhere Elvis is typing on a blog with the heading? : I gotta share this dream........Widder was there. Nightmare are dreams too you know
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted May 18, 2021 Posted May 18, 2021 8 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said: Nightmare are dreams too you know That's one frightened Elvis, then.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 18, 2021 Author Posted May 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said: Why do I feel that somewhere Elvis is typing on a blog with the heading? : I gotta share this dream........Widder was there. Now that is funny. I bet even TN Williams laughed at that one. ..........Widder
Tennessee williams Posted May 18, 2021 Posted May 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Now that is funny. I bet even TN Williams laughed at that one. ..........Widder Yeah, I did. It's just too bad you have to have Elvis come up with this funny stuff instead of you. I gotta ask. What did some of those Bosses look like? I bet there was one with a big funny hat that looked like Imis. Probably two of them off to the side arguing with each other that resembled phantom and Cap'n bb. Might've even been a Pale @PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L One sitting off to himself just shaking his head at how goofy everybody else is. Or...they could've all looked like Mr Badly
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 18, 2021 Author Posted May 18, 2021 When TN Williams gets on the computer, that means his locate DQ must have WiFi access. ..........Widder
Tennessee williams Posted May 18, 2021 Posted May 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: When TN Williams gets on the computer, that means his locate DQ must have WiFi access. ..........Widder And you can tell by Widder being able to reply, his bunkhouse boss must be napping or away from the house cause he has free time. And I'm eating a frosty, thankyouverymuch
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