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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 30 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 16 hours ago, Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 said: The other side of the wall .... 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 13 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: Front and rear please. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 The Wedding Dress A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?" The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?" "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the Limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled Immediately and never spoke to each other again." "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk. "That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be." 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 There's another chapter to that story about how her next husband to be is a lawyer. I'll leave it there without elaboration. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 47 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I'll leave it there without elaboration. And you have NO idea how much we appreciate it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 So a burglar broke into my house… I put the red dot on his chest… my cat did the rest. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 5 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: Money might not be able to buy happiness, but it CAN rent it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 (edited) @Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217. @MizPete, Edited November 8, 2021 by Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 What is the difference between yogurt and Australia?Yogurt has some culture 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: What is the difference between yogurt and KaliforniaYogurt has some culture Fixed it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: What is the difference between yogurt and Australia?Yogurt has some culture 2 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: What is the difference between yogurt and KaliforniaYogurt has some culture Fixed it. ........ mayhaps it would appear that you both ain't wrong ..... Edited November 9, 2021 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 In these times of high meat prices, deer testicles remain a bargain as they are always under a buck. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 15 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: In these times of high meat prices, deer testicles remain a bargain as they are always under a buck. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 16 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: .... it all started when some idiot named their cat "Albert" ..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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