Friday Humor - jump in and add some

[Pat Riot]

[Pat Riot]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

30 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

 

 

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

16 hours ago, Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 said:

 

The other side of the wall ....

 

 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

13 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

Front and rear please.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

The Wedding Dress

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"

The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"

"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first-time bride.

You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel.

My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the Limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled Immediately and never spoke to each other again."

"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.

"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be."

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

There's another chapter to that story about how her next husband to be is a lawyer.

I'll leave it there without elaboration.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

47 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

I'll leave it there without elaboration.

And you have NO idea how much we appreciate it.

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Subdeacon Joe]

So a burglar broke into my house… I put the red dot on his chest… my cat did the rest.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

5 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

Money might not be able to buy happiness, but it CAN rent it.

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

 

@Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217.

@MizPete,

[Buckshot Bear]

What is the difference between yogurt and Australia?
Yogurt has some culture

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

What is the difference between yogurt and Kalifornia
Yogurt has some culture

Fixed it.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

What is the difference between yogurt and Australia?
Yogurt has some culture

 

2 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

What is the difference between yogurt and Kalifornia
Yogurt has some culture

 

 

Fixed it.

........ mayhaps it would appear that you both ain't wrong .....   

 

[DeaconKC]

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

 

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

In these times of high meat prices, deer testicles remain a bargain as they are always under a buck.

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

15 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

In these times of high meat prices, deer testicles remain a bargain as they are always under a buck.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

16 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

 

 .... it all started when some idiot named their cat "Albert" .....