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1 hour ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:

Billy will learn to love eating ass eventually | /r/ComedyCemetery | Comedy  Cemetery | Know Your Meme

Reminds me of a dinner we had one time. At the old family compound. My wife's parents lived behind us and her brother and his family lived next door to us. Her sister came for a visit, bringing her husband and two kids. And we cooked up a big batch of venison.

 

The sister kept asking what kind of meat it was, but Grandpa would not tell her. Finally, after at least a half hour of eating, he lets her know that it is deer.

 

"OH MY GAWWWWDDD!!! Quick, take that away from the children!" But her kids didn't want to give it up. They were on their third helpings. They liked it.

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2 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.

"Pissy-tasting beer"? You know from your own experience what piss tastes like, so you can compare the flavors?

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2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.

 

33 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Beer is known as piss here in Australia. 

So Americans and Canadians drink beer-tasting beer?

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4 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ....... except Fosters .... -_-

 

4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Pssssst........you're letting the cat out of the bag Wallaby 

 

4 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

   ........... oops!, sorry ......   :blush:

 

I thought you two said Fosters wasn't really beer

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10 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

I thought you two said Fosters wasn't really beer

 

......... we know that, .... but you're not supposed to .......   ;)

 

 

(< can you keep it secret, please>)

 

 

 

 

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forgot an important bit
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