When You Get Tired Of Reporters Stupid Questions

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

[J-BAR #18287]

Was Dr. Emmet Brown available for additional comment?

 

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

Good on the pilot or whoever for telling the sweet li'l news reporter what the likely cause was....  

 

Bet their switchboard lit right up (metaphorically speaking)!  

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

Reminds me of my son coming back from Scout Camp one year:

 

"Dad... I was taking a class for my Personal Fitness merit badge.  When we were doing the part on nutrition, the counselor asked for suggestions of good, nutritious foods.  When he called on me I suggested 'Soylent Green.'  He agreed, and said 'Yup!  That's good for you!'"   

[Buckshot Bob]

56 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Reminds me of my son coming back from Scout Camp one year:

 

"Dad... I was taking a class for my Personal Fitness merit badge.  When we were doing the part on nutrition, the counselor asked for suggestions of good, nutritious foods.  When he called on me I suggested 'Soylent Green.'  He agreed, and said 'Yup!  That's good for you!'"   

https://soylent.com/
 

I would have never thought anyone would choose this name 

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

1 hour ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

Was Dr. Emmet Brown available for additional comment?

 

He gave the interview. 

[Subdeacon Joe]

1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Reminds me of my son coming back from Scout Camp one year:

 

"Dad... I was taking a class for my Personal Fitness merit badge.  When we were doing the part on nutrition, the counselor asked for suggestions of good, nutritious foods.  When he called on me I suggested 'Soylent Green.'  He agreed, and said 'Yup!  That's good for you!'"   

 

 

Cone doesn't fall far from the pine, does it?  

[Dawg Hair, SASS #29557]

Somebody should explain to her that this happens when the dingle arm is bent too far!

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

But really, the prop wash failed to engage!

[Sedalia Dave]

Ran out of Flight Line.

[Chili Ron]

Howdy,

There was a tv show Burn Notice, still available in reruns or dvd.

They did many little jokes with names and added finding the reference

to the show.

Most noticable were the Cagney and Lacy references.

But the odd little references were scattered around many episodes.

Best

CR

 

[DocWard]

I know I'm a horrible person, but this one still strikes me as knee slapping funny:
 

 

[Charlie Harley, #14153]

3 minutes ago, DocWard said:

I know I'm a horrible person, but this one still strikes me as knee slapping funny:
 

 

If this makes you horrible then we’re there together.  Still as funny today as when they first got punked.

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

Surprised it wasn't the chrome muffler bearing!

[Charlie Harley, #14153]

So what do you suppose went through the NTSB’s mind when the reporter asked for comment that the crash might have been due to the “flux capacitator”. 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 8/27/2020 at 7:32 PM, Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 said:

Somebody should explain to her that this happens when the dingle arm is bent too far!

Somebody should teach her how to say flux pacacitator.

 

The stupid is strong in this one, Luke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[J-BAR #18287]

There was an episode of Justified in which Marshal Raylan Givens had to deal with two criminals named Baxter and Hawley.  Straight out of Silverado.  

[Cypress Sun]

7 hours ago, DocWard said:

I know I'm a horrible person, but this one still strikes me as knee slapping funny:
 

 

 

My gal is still uptight about the nose beer on the carpet when I first saw this. Made me laugh again.....no beer this time. Thanks

[Null N. Void]

The flux capacitor can easily be fixed with a left handed ford wrench.  It's intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.