Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 All nonessential personnel should stay home. after two months the quarantine is lifted ”well we did well without you, we’re letting you go” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 How about: After two months, the quarantine is lifted. "Well, we used to buy that stuff from China, but we're going to start making it here. You looking for work?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Ozark Huckleberry said: How about: After two months, the quarantine is lifted. "Well, we used to buy that stuff from China, but we're going to start making it here. You looking for work?" More like “we buy that from China but it’s two months till the next boatload arrives, we’re gonna try making it here. You looking for work?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 More "Well, after having our doors shut for two months because we are "nonessential" we have gone belly up and won't be able to reopen. Good luck to all of you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Pessimists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Ozark Huckleberry said: How about: After two months, the quarantine is lifted. "Well, we used to buy that stuff from China, but we're going to start making it here. You looking for work?" I like that optimism!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 How about, "I've been off for two months and I like it. I think I'll just retire." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 How about: I used to work 10 hour days, 6 & 7 days a week, thinking I needed all that money for eating out, new cars, etc..... I realized my life had TO MUCH 'non-essential' crap so I think I'll start working 8 hour days, 5 days a week and START enjoying my family and personal life a little more. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 39 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: More "Well, after having our doors shut for two months because we are "nonessential" we have gone belly up and won't be able to reopen. Good luck to all of you." More than a few small businesses have already thrown in the towel and some larger ones aren’t far behind. Cheese Cake Factory might be one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Widder, when I retired, it almost looked like I got a raise! A lot less gas used; No more parking fees; Car insurance cost dropped; Less wear and tear on the car; no more suits, shirts & ties etc for every day of the week ++ No more restaurant lunches etc. And: I didn't have to get up at 6:00 every day and fight traffic drive into work dodging fools driving while tey were eating their breakfast, drinking coffee, playing with their phone or putting on make-up. I swore that if one more &Y((%$(__* sideswiped me while they were doing that............. I was going to ensure they didn't reproduce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 18 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Widder, when I retired, it almost looked like I got a raise! A lot less gas used; No more walking to work in the dark. No more parking fees; Car insurance cost dropped; Less wear and tear on the car; no more suits, shirts & ties etc for every day of the week ++ No more shopping at Nordstrom. Less spent on dry cleaning. Less time ironing. No more restaurant lunches etc. No need to get up early to fix lunch. And: I didn't have to get up at 6:00 5:00 every day and fight traffic drive walk into work dodging fools and homeless people driving while they were eating their breakfast, drinking coffee, playing with their phone or putting on make-up. I swore that if one more &Y((%$(__* sideswiped me while they were doing that............. I was going to ensure they didn't reproduce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Hmmm...I get up at 3:00 every day..... Benefits of working during this thing. I ride my bike at 80+ MPH to and from work everyday. This is awesome! So far, that is the only real benefit I have seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Hombre Sin Nombre Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: More like “we buy that from China but it’s two months till the next boatload arrives, we’re gonna try making it here. You looking for work?” And everyone prospers again, except fur Walmart. They go out of business without a steady supply of cheap Chinese junk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 Walmart gets cheap junk from everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Hmmm...I get up at 3:00 every day..... Sleep in past noon, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Hmmm...I get up at 3:00 every day..... Benefits of working during this thing. I ride my bike at 80+ MPH to and from work everyday. This is awesome! So far, that is the only real benefit I have seen. And your organ donor card is filled in I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 25 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: And your organ donor card is filled in I hope. Can they use organ soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 30 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Sleep in past noon, do you? 03:00 hours. At noon I have been at work for 7 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 28 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: And your organ donor card is filled in I hope. Yep! Of course it’s a good thing skin isn’t on the list. Not a lot of that left in slides on the freeway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: 03:00 hours. At noon I have been at work for 7 hours. AH! You hadn't been specific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: 03:00 hours. At noon I have been at work for 7 hours. It takes 2 hours to get to work at 80 mph? How long to get ready for the day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ozark Huckleberry said: It takes 2 hours to get to work at 80 mph? How long to get ready for the day? Nope. 30 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 4 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Hmmm...I get up at 3:00 every day..... Benefits of working during this thing. I ride my bike at 80+ MPH to and from work everyday. This is awesome! So far, that is the only real benefit I have seen. and you don't have to split lanes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Or get "Doored" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 10 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: All nonessential personnel should stay home. after two months the quarantine is lifted ”well we did well without you, we’re letting you go” Then the nonessentials will be needed to correct screws up the management made during quarantine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Ozark Huckleberry said: It takes 2 hours to get to work at 80 mph? How long to get ready for the day? The other 1.5 hours is probably spent on breakfast and defending his toilet paper and supplies. If it's a Harley, that could explain things also. You know, getting it started, cleaning up the leaking oil, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: and you don't have to split lanes! Yes! That’s the best part. Of course, I am not a lunatic lane splitter...uh, the term is no longer lane splitting. It is “Lane Sharing”. Not kidding. 34 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: The other 1.5 hours is probably spent on breakfast and defending his toilet paper and supplies. If it's a Harley, that could explain things also. You know, getting it started, cleaning up the leaking oil, etc. I ride a Kawasaki Versys. 50 mpg...47 mpg if freeway is open like it is now. I like to goof off drinking coffee and talking with you fine folks for 1/2 hour every morning then I shave, shower, put lunch together, give me bike a once over. If I need gas I leave a little early to stop for gas. Then it’s GO Time! The one thing you have to know is pretty much everyone in the fast lane is doing 80-85 as well. If we could kick it up a couple more notches it would be like a slow Formula One Race. It’s go or get run over. Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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