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2 minutes ago, Alpo said:

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The  pickup with a knob on the console you turn while watching the screen on the dashboard. The ads show them backing a boat around other objects and down the ramp. I've seen one backing in a camper too. Like self parking cars that you don't even have to be in.

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14 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

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4 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

NOPE

NO WAY 

NO HOW

 

4 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

This!!!

 

   ...... the stuff of nightmares .....  :wacko:

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The Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science:

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. 

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. 

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. 

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. 

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. 

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.   

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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1 hour ago, Calamity Kris said:

 

Considering the age and condition of the car, I'm not sure I would call that lucky.............

I don't agree. Old cars probably did not have comprehensive type insurance. Tree falls on it, and you are just up the creek.

 

Back in 95 Olga came to pay us a visit. My daughter chose to come stay at my house, because I lived in a house and she lived in a trailer. If you have a choice, you do not stay in a trailer during a hurricane.

 

So she had her car parked out in front of my house on the street, and the top of the tree across the street broke off and fell.

 

Fortunately the top of that tree was forked. And her car did not get touched. But it came awful damn close.

 

And I thought she was pretty lucky. Especially since she couldn't afford to buy another car if that one had gotten squished.

 

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53 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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38 minutes ago, Warden Callaway said:

Hardly a joke. Son works in an urgent care facility. A guy came in demanding a pap smear test.  They have 5 choices for sexual orientation. 

 

I think they should be advised they require a hysterectomy.

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1 hour ago, Warden Callaway said:

Hardly a joke. Son works in an urgent care facility. A guy came in demanding a pap smear test.  They have 5 choices for sexual orientation. 

 

That's troubling that he would go to urgent care and ask for a pap smear and waste their time. He should have just been told to make an appointment with his therapist gynecologist. 

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32 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

 

I think they should be advised they require a hysterectomy.

 

Its lunchtime Thursday down here, just came in from my shed, made a cup of coffee grabbed two biscuits sat down at the computer and read what you wrote and nearly spray painted my monitor :lol:

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