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Ozark Huckleberry Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 4 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: Too often people say, 'income inequality' when what they really mean is, 'consequences'. 5 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chantry Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 10 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said: Aren't you the optimist! 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 3 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said: Either there on a sports scholarship or graduating with a useless degree. 2 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 23 minutes ago, Alpo said: She was probably thinking it was still set up for .357 Magnum. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 On 5/7/2024 at 2:32 PM, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: @Pat Riot 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 58 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: @Pat Riot Yep...must be his fault! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J-BAR #18287 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 21 hours ago, Alpo said: 1. Drive a stick shift. 2. Calculate change in my head. 3. Tie my own flies. 4. Sharpen knives on a whetstone. 5. Iron my clothes. 6. Tie a full Windsor knot in my tie. 7. Spit shine my shoes. Yeah, I know, everyone else on this forum can do these things too. I just figured I could summarize for the group!! 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 10 minutes ago, J-BAR #18287 said: 3. Tie my own flies. Mine have zippers or buttons, but I am skilled in the rest of of your list. 1 1 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 (edited) 24 minutes ago, J-BAR #18287 said: 1. Drive a stick shift. 2. Calculate change in my head. 3. Tie my own flies. 4. Sharpen knives on a whetstone. 5. Iron my clothes. 6. Tie a full Windsor knot in my tie. 7. Spit shine my shoes. Yeah, I know, everyone else on this forum can do these things too. I just figured I could summarize for the group!! Use iron sights. Load magazines without a loading device. Be stealthy. Write in cursive. Edited May 10 by Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 5 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 ls Management thing. 6 1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 ^^^^^^^^ Ain't dat da troof 5 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DocWard Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 On 5/9/2024 at 9:04 PM, John Kloehr said: Mine have zippers or buttons, but I am skilled in the rest of of your list. Aand... I had to clean coffee off my computer screen. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 there be a few of us old timers , what can still make a fishing lure , with fur , hair , and s bit of feather skills perfected , by being poor , Chickasaw 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 (edited) Edited May 11 by Subdeacon Joe 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 TO ALL BRAVE, HEALTHY, ABLE-BODIED, AND WELL DISPOSED YOUNG MEN In this neighborhood, who have any inclination to join the troops now being raised under General Lee For the Defense of the Liberty and Independence of the Confederate States Against the hostile designs of foreign enemies TAKE NOTICE I don't know. I don't really see a difference. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckshot Bob Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A mothers day joke... Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her." 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DocWard Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 45 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said: A mothers day joke... Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her." My mom and dad didn't dislike AB. My mom just always thought I would marry another girl I dated. She would even say as much, even a couple of times after I married (not while AB was around mind you). My dad, on the other hand found her tolerable because... Well, she wasn't Jewish or Catholic. As a Jehovah's Witness, if he had only known her true inclinations, or mine in the realm of religion, It would have been much worse, I think. They came to accept her, but despite everyone's efforts, they never did really find common ground. All these years later, I'm convinced I made the right choice. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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