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Charlie T Waite Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,"Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"  Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back . . ."Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!" "Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole! "Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back . . ."Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling . . ."Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!" To which Ma replies . . . "Hurts, don't it?!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 (edited) Â Â There -- fixed it. Edited October 22, 2020 by Ozark Huckleberry 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 The new home work station. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Charlie T Waite said: Â Only an enlisted veteran can truly appreciate the truthfulness of this. 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: The new home work station. Totally unacceptable. Where is the fridge? Â 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: Totally unacceptable. Where is the fridge?  Right behind the photographer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: Right behind the photographer. Good one; but, could you reach it from the throne? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 AKSHULLY, you turn and lift the lid on the tank, where things are chillin' 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dirty Dog Doug Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 now that is almost enuff bacon 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake River Clay Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Dirty Dog Doug said: now that is almost enuff bacon I hope there's an egg under there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Snake River Clay said: I hope there's an egg under there. There could be a hen under there. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 On 10/22/2020 at 11:08 AM, Charlie T Waite said:  Heck, that works! Who's going to look in the fridge for valuables?  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 On 10/22/2020 at 12:04 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: The new home work station. Â Yep, STILL no toilet paper to be found! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dutch Wheeler said:  Heck, that works! Who's going to look in the fridge for valuables?  Like putting money in the freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 25 minutes ago, Dutch Wheeler said:  Heck, that works! Who's going to look in the fridge for valuables?  Just hope the thief isn't hungry or thirsty for a cold brew. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Dutch Wheeler said:  Heck, that works! Who's going to look in the fridge for valuables?  Don't know about the fridge, but I have read several different novels where people hid jewelry in the ice cube trays in the freezer.  I have read it often enough that if I was burglarizing a house I would check the freezer. It's like lifting the mattress on the bed. It's a no-brainer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Alpo said: Don't know about the fridge, but I have read several different novels where people hid jewelry in the ice cube trays in the freezer. Â I have read it often enough that if I was burglarizing a house I would check the freezer. It's like lifting the mattress on the bed. It's a no-brainer. Â Yep years ago my wife's house was robbed. They emptied all the cereal, oatmeal, pasta boxes and anything else that was in the cupboards all over the floor. They also emptied the freezers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Yep years ago my wife's house was robbed. They emptied all the cereal, oatmeal, pasta boxes and anything else that was in the cupboards all over the floor. They also emptied the freezers  We like to think of thieves as being dumb and lazy, but that couldn't be further from the truth. They are just as proficient with their day job as we are with ours. They know all the likely hiding places for valuables and they WILL check them out. There's really nowhere you can hide things that they haven't thought of. All you can do is make it so that it takes too much time and effort to get to it, since they typically won't spend more than ten minutes in your house just in case they tripped a silent alarm or somebody saw them and called the police. . Edited October 23, 2020 by Sixgun Sheridan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Anyway, back on topic... Â 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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