Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I heard this story over the weekend thru a 3rd party. But, its my duty to the Wire and all my Wire pards to share this story. Supposedly, Korupt Karl had been to a shooting match down in Florida and had stopped at a local sporting goods store and picked up some hard to find .22 ammo. He was with one of his shooting Pards but no-one will confirm nor deny if it was ShyAnnie, Cypress Sam or Wyatt. Anyhow, after leaving the sporting goods store, Korupt Karl stopped for gas. Naturally, he pulled up beside a pump where a BEAUTIFUL lady was pumping her own gas. It was a warm day and she was wearing a VERY SHORT skirt and half top, which helped display her beauty. Anyhow, this Lady looked over at Karls vehicle and noticed the ammo in the back seat. She stopped pumping her gas and walked over to Karls vehicle, leaned over to put her head thru the window, then stood upright and ask Karl....."would you be willing to trade a tender moment with me for some ammo"? Karl hesitated a moment (caught alittle off guard), looked in the eye of that Lady and said: "I might be interested.....What kind of ammo do you have"! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Drover Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Hey Widder, +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Only in Florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 What? I don't get it? Ammo's is not ammo's. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Nice.... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Chains Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Widder, thanks for lightening up a rainy wet Monday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Washed SASS #79269 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Hey Widder, I'm sorry.............but that's one story about K.K. that I don't believe....Karl would have been back buying out the ammo store. ha ha Blood Washed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 well, it happent!!!! I wuz thar!!!! it bout scart ol KK half to death, an we all noze thit that wud be a short trip!!!!! he dint even lit me hav anee eethur!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Well, I won't be putting ammo in the trunk anymore. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Well, I won't be putting ammo in the trunk anymore. Waimea I didn't need another reason for owning a truck but there it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I didn't need another reason for owning a truck but there it is! Not only that I just found a new home for all my empty boxes of .22 ammo.... THE BACK SEAT. Korrupt Karl is such an INSPIRATION. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Karl called me today and asked if I had any ammo I wanted to trade for a tender moment..........I said no but I have a Double Barrel He took the deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Somethin about "Double Barrelled" that got me to thinkin...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchy Cannuck Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 ! Frenchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tascosa Kid #90830 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Hey KK, would like to meet such a popular cowboy! How about at the Texas state championship at Plum Creek Shooting Society in May. And that goes for all the rest of you funny guys! Tascosa Kid ps: 93 shooters at the regular monthly last week , so state will be a hoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Hey KK, would like to meet such a popular cowboy! How about at the Texas state championship at Plum Creek Shooting Society in May. And that goes for all the rest of you funny guys! Tascosa Kid ps: 93 shooters at the regular monthly last week , so state will be a hoot. Hey pard, I would love to, but May is a busy month with the Ohio State Championshp and the International BP shoot.....I was just at Comin At Cha and had a ball. I really enjoy the folks from Texaas. KK I do hope to run into you one day.....enjoy shooting and stay on the trail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Big Tree Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Hey pard, I would love to, but May is a busy month with the Ohio State Championshp and the International BP shoot.....I was just at Comin At Cha and had a ball. I really enjoy the folks from Texaas. KK I do hope to run into you one day.....enjoy shooting and stay on the trail. Did you say trail or tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim No Horse Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Be careful Karl...heard my ex was heading your way...shes always looking to trade....don't want her getting more ammo...lol...Jim . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Hey KK, would like to meet such a popular cowboy! How about at the Texas state championship at Plum Creek Shooting Society in May. And that goes for all the rest of you funny guys! Tascosa Kid ps: 93 shooters at the regular monthly last week , so state will be a hoot. After you meet him ya better wash your hands..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 10, 2015 Author Share Posted February 10, 2015 After you meet him ya better wash your hands..... Actually, you don't have to worry about that because Karl don't shake hands. He keeps a glass in one and a cigar in the other. And those hands only become empty when a beautiful lady is getting one of his patented hugs. In our game, a shooters expertise is usually manifested by the amount of time and practice they put into it. Such is the same with Karl..... he is constantly practicing his hugging techniques on beautiful ladies. He's 70 years old and Chippendales is still recruiting him. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 As an experiment I'd like to put flour on Karl's hands and have all the ladies wear black clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tn Tombstone Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 There are things you really don't want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Hey KK, would like to meet such a popular cowboy! Karl's not popular, part of his probation was that he has to be under observation and supervision by responsible adults at all times..............................that's why he joined SASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Spurs Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Karl's not popular, part of his probation was that he has to be under observation and supervision by responsible adults at all times..............................that's why he joined SASS I was believe'n you until I got to the part where you said "responsible adults at all times"............. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 Wyatt has a reputation for telling TALL tales..... Not me. I don't make this stuff up! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Where I shoot my 14 year old daughter is the most adult of the group! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight Arrow Hombre Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Where I shoot my 14 year old daughter is the most adult of the group! She's the only one who stays sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Now, have you ever seen me drink too................ uh, nevermind.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozy Creek Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Actually, you don't have to worry about that because Karl don't shake hands. He keeps a glass in one and a cigar in the other. And those hands only become empty when a beautiful lady is getting one of his patented hugs. In our game, a shooters expertise is usually manifested by the amount of time and practice they put into it. Such is the same with Karl..... he is constantly practicing his hugging techniques on beautiful ladies. He's 70 years old and Chippendales is still recruiting him. ..........Widder Actually, the last time I saw Karl he had to smoke his cigar 'cause he had a mason jar in each hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sam, SASS #10915 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I know that I'm NOT riding to matches with either Wyatt OR Korupt Karl, Double Barrel or not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Wyatt has a reputation for telling TALL tales..... Not me. I don't make this stuff up! ..........Widder I don't make this stuff up either! Check the small print on the back of your membership card Misty Moonshine started putting that on about two years ago..............right after she met Karl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Hey, hey, hey.....I resemble that. 1st of all I'm only 68 Widder. 2nd I don't hang around any responsible adults as the only one I know is Two Sons and Sis and they won't have anything to do with me. 3rd, you are correct sir....a cigar in the mouth and a mason jar in each hand...that's how I roll....lol. You guys are nuts...that's why I love ya. KK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I'm still Pi$$ed at chu!!! got my foot runt ovur cuz yu wurnt thar tu protect me... but then tha wimmens do give me more hugs wen yu taint thar!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Missed ya last Saturday KK! We shot a match without ya an it was kinda NICE! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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