Sedalia Dave Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Bet you get this one wrong http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q65O3qA0-n4&list=UUUHW94eEFW7hkUMVaZz4eDg
Alpo Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 So that's what happened to the guy that came in second when they cast the FedEx commercial?
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Pinheads run amok. Absolutely more irrelevant information than necessary. And before satellites, how did we determine sea level? Hit the "silence the curmudgeon" button. LL
Utah Bob #35998 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Sea level is when there's no waves. Simple.
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Hey, I got it right! Suuuure I did.
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Sea level is when there's no waves. Simple. But somebody is always making waves.
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 They can't fool me with all that ellipsoid baloney! I know the world is flat.
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 But somebody is always making waves. That's cause they're rocking the boat!
Rusty Chains Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Pinheads run amok. Absolutely more irrelevant information than necessary. And before satellites, how did we determine sea level? Hit the "silence the curmudgeon" button. LL Simple enough....the difference between mean high and mean low tides. No rocket scientist required! Rusty
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 HUH? So I have a question. What happens to sea level when I hook and land a 65 pound salmon on a cut plug herring, and remove it from the water to my Bar B Q grill. Does the displacement of the salmon in the water lower sea level? I read about a Pythagorean theorem somewhere.
Rusty Chains Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 This brings up the next question; since the speed of sound at sea level is about 1128 feet per second at 70 degrees Fahrenheit, is that the same sea level every where on earth? No, I am not gonna put a can on my Marlin, with a 24" barrel, it is long enough as it Is! Rusty "Inquiring Minds" Chains
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 I suppose the next question is, "Will my bullet follow the curvature of the earth, or drift off into space?"
Boon Doggle Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 I suppose the next question is, "Will my bullet follow the curvature of the earth, or drift off into space?" See post #7
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 HAR! If that were true, Christopher Columbus would not longer be around and they would have changed the name of Columbus day to Flat Earth Day or something.
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 HAR! If that were true, Christopher Columbus would not longer be around and they would have changed the name of Columbus day to Flat Earth Day or something. Well, we flat earth believers do have "something"!!!! Bottles! For the True Believers, the brews are on me. Today is Flat Earth Day!
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Flat Earth, eh? So that is what is causing the water shortage. It is all running over the edge. But where does it go?
Ramblin Gambler Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 There is another plant on the bottom side, and they're losing their water to us.
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 HAR! If that were true, Christopher Columbus would not longer be around and they would have changed the name of Columbus day to Flat Earth Day or something. And unknown to all but the most brilliant fississists, there is a wormhole at the edge that immediately transports you to the other edge so you don't fall off.
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 And unknown to all but the most brilliant fississists, there is a wormhole at the edge that immediately transports you to the other edge so you don't fall off. So that is where the Flat Earth Beer commercial comes in!
Sedalia Dave Posted October 20, 2014 Author Posted October 20, 2014 Thhe only thing I am sure of is... If you drink enough beer you don't care either way.
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 If you drink enough beer, the world will look flat, like the floor.
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 1 round , 2 rounds , 3 rounds FLOOR CB
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 See post #7 Who called the Corporal of the Guard?
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Is there a Flat Earth Baptist category?
Sparky Nelson Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 The only thing I am sure of is... If you drink enough beer you don't care either way. No, but you'll care about how hard the Earth is when you fall down drunk and bash your nose against it.
Sedalia Dave Posted October 21, 2014 Author Posted October 21, 2014 No, but you'll care about how hard the Earth is when you fall down drunk and bash your nose against it. That's why I do my heavy drinking sitting close to the floor. SEE, all that ORM training I got in the Navy was good for something after all. It made me realize that it is safer to get drunk sitting near the floor than on a bar stool.
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 It's so much fun here. The thread started out on how sea level is calculated and morphs into advice on heavy drinking tactics! Love it!!
Sparky Nelson Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 It's so much fun here. The thread started out on how sea level is calculated and morphs into advice on heavy drinking tactics! Love it!! "Action without knowledge is useless and knowledge without action is futile." Or to put it another way, "Those who ignore physics are doomed."
Shawnee McGrutt Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 According to most scienctist, global warming is going to raise the sea level and doom is coming. So might as well drink away our troubles and worries. So sea level and drinking go together.
Rusty Chains Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 According to most scienctist, global warming is going to raise the sea level and doom is coming. So might as well drink away our troubles and worries. So sea level and drinking go together. I am not going to worry about the sea rising, after all the extra will just flow off the edges. Problem solved!
Billy Bristol Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 And here I thought sea level was the water mark on the basement wall.
Shawnee McGrutt Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 Billy, you have an indoor swimming pool? I hope the sea level does rise, I will have deep water frontage and the property value will go up.
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 I am not going to worry about the sea rising, after all the extra will just flow off the edges. Problem solved! Sound analysis!
Trailrider #896 Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 I can't find my reference right now, but "sea level" is the surface of the water during a "standard day", when the temperature is (IIRC) 68deg. F, with the barometric pressure 29.92" of Hg (1000 milibars). But I could be wrong...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Shawnee McGrutt, on 22 Oct 2014 - 06:58 AM, said: "Billy, you have an indoor swimming pool? I hope the sea level does rise, I will have deep water frontage and the property value will go up." I'm with you. My cottage is about 150' from the water, with one house between me and it; the land is low and coastal. The Feds and the Locals will not allow anyone to build new seawalls; they claim they deflect wave action and cause damage to adjoining property. So as the water rises, my neighbor's house (which is only about 5-6 feet above sea level) will eventually be flooded and either collapse or need to be demolished. Of course, the Feds have been guaranteeing Federal Flood Insurance no matter where you build, so they will get paid for the loss of the structure. And I will have an unobstructed water view and beach frontage. My house is elevated - about 15' above sea level. I'm starting on my seawall now, before the water comes and they won't let me build it. LL
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