Cypress Sun Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Either the Rapture is running late or I'm just left behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowhand Bob, 24229 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Do not feel bad, I did not get invited either. I'm beginning to think that no man knows when it will happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manatee Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Dang! I'll have to finish that action job now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 UH OH. Maybe I shouldn't have put all that stuff on credit???? Bet they come for the Lamborgini first, parked in the garage of my new house. That's OK, cause I can hop in my new LearJet and outrun them. Just hope the trophy wife understands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Ranger Chick Bowdrie Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Goody now that's funny. I hope it all works out for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danite SASS #27034 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Still have 55 minutes here. I think I had better go outside, just in case, I wouldn't want to damage the roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Doggle Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Still have 55 minutes here. I think I had better go outside, just in case, I wouldn't want to damage the roof. Now THAT'S funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Damn....now what am I going to do with all this ammo??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake River Clay SASS #34984 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Is anyone missing?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 We were at Possum Trot this morning getting ready for the shoot when someone said something about the rapture done come and gone. I just got the awfullest feeling in the pit of my stomach just thinking"man, what if it really did happen, and I was left behind". I didn't quite like the feeling. I.M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Wolf Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 This rapture thing was way overblown. Because of the recession and the high cost of fuel, only 362 people world wide left. Guess I still get to go to EOT after-all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfish Dave, SASS # 53158 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 The problem is that in the Rev. Camping's calculations, he forgot to carry the 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 CS When I got home I found a little pile of clothes in the hallway. No wife. Thought, wow maybe she got taken early. Anyway, she was just doin a little laundry. No Rapture here. I was kinda figurin we'd both be prime ( I do mean PRIME) candidates for the Tribulation. So when the Rapture does finally get here, I got yer back. Ride easy, Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithy Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Join a club that shoots on Saturday's and put your faith and trust in Jesus Christ. Be on a winning team. Smithy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remo, SASS #17644 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I'll get back to you tomorrow !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Harris #154 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Did I get left behind or was the rapture called off? BH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danite SASS #27034 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Did I get left behind or was the rapture called off? BH No it wasn't called off, my ex-wife is gone missing!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I'm not here....................................I'm not here.........................I'm not here....................................Oh, I guess I got left behind :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel John Hays, SASS #29625 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 No it wasn't called off, my ex-wife is gone missing!!!!! How y'all doing up there? Oh....if you need a X ....you can have my redhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diablo slim shootist Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Darn I'm still here ...Well maybe next time....just take my wife....Please!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Raptures, I thought they were all extinct.... KK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Well I'm in a place where everyone's happy and there's a golden light and.........Oh.....never mind. I'm at McDonald's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remo, SASS #17644 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Here today....... gone tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Raptures, I thought they were all extinct.... KK KK: Naw, you got it ALL wrong my friend. Your thinking about RUPTURES. They became extinct when the jock strap was invented! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Oh well.....there's always next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Woodrow Cahill, SASS # 54363 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I had a rapture once. The surgeon put in a piece of kevlar screen material that fixed it. I've got a bullet-proof belly now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Maybe we've all been taken and we're in heaven!!! .....Naw....... still got bills to pay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lee Bishop Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 We were at Possum Trot this morning getting ready for the shoot when someone said something about the rapture done come and gone. I just got the awfullest feeling in the pit of my stomach just thinking"man, what if it really did happen, and I was left behind". I didn't quite like the feeling. I.M. My Mom has long since said that when the rapture does come, there’s going to be a LOT of disappointed people left on Earth. I’m quite sure she’s right about that.I’m not religious at all but respect others’ beliefs. But I don’t have respect for brainless stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Harris #154 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Looks like Rev Camping was not very good as a civil engineer cause he was not good at math. So sad that people with limited intellect have followed this clown! At least one woman suffocated her son on his forecast. What is his accountability? BH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 In Da Good book the LORD said "NO MAN KNOWS THE TIME OF MY RETURN" and the wording includes Women not knowing as the word "Man" in this contex means Mankind .... Jesus instructed his folk to live ready for his return,but to enjoy life to the FULLEST until that day and NOT to waste time wondering when !!!! A bunch of folks was sitting around Visiting after the days shooting at "Catus Flats" CAS shoot, All where ready to shoot Sunday which we did .... I expect it to happen when no-one is calling for it to happen ..... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stump Water Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before global cataclysm struck the planet, said he felt so terrible when his doomsday message did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife. Reckon why he did that? Through chatting with a friend over what [Camping] acknowledged was a very difficult weekend, it dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which the faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a "spiritual" Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he said. The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21. "We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand altogether the spiritual meaning," he said. "The fact is there is only one kind of people who will ascend into heaven ... if God has saved them they're going to be caught up." See there, it did happen. "We" just didn't understand it... altogether... the meaning. That's it. So we're having a do-over in five months. http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/may/24/earth-actually-will-be-obliterated-oct-radio-host--ar-502121/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 I think "No Man knowing The time" includes da Rev.................................. Just saying......... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannie Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 According to the ....idiot... for lack of a term that I feel can be printed, he miscalculated yet again. Now it's October. If I rightly recall wasn't there a place reserved in the Pit for fortune tellers and others that tried to predict the future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 This sort of malarkey has been going on for a long time. Interesting the new date set by this bogus Rev is Oct. 21-- the Great Disappointment happened on Oct. 22, 1844: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassalong Hopidy Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Well, whenever the end comes, I hope to follow Mark Twain's inclinations--he said that he wanted to be in Cincinnati when the end of the world arrives--because it is always ten years behind. Cassalong Hopidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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