texas cowboy Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If a tree falls in the forrest . . . . . . . . . . . . . And there is no woman around to hear it . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Is a man still WRONG?????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 What kind of tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas cowboy Posted May 6, 2011 Author Share Posted May 6, 2011 Tree of Knowledge!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 If a tree falls in the forrest . . . . . . . . . . . . . And there is no woman around to hear it . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Is a man still WRONG?????????????????? That depends . . . on the time of day it fell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas cowboy Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 It fell durin' HAPPY HOUR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 What kind of tree? How tall was it?? Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 What way did it fall ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presidio Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 What part of the month is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Aint dis da "Open mouth, insert foot" thread ?? Dats my story..............(You know da rest of dat line) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Of course he is still wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Be right there with my chainsaw and maul, I'll have it cleaned up in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Okay.. from the lips of a women... you are not wrong unless we call it.. lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presidio Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Come to think about it......can't seem to remember the last time I was right. ....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas cowboy Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 Well lets see here As I remem--er--remmbe---er reccollect the tree where about ya high It fell on it's back and it worn't--"That Time"--of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 No need to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Being right is such an elusive word. I don't recall my wife ever using it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 "We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happen again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 That is a pretty hard sell, Sgt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 That is a pretty hard sell, Sgt. Ya wouldn't want me to lie about it, would ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Ya know.... there was actually a lengthy thread on this very subject about ten years ago. If I recall correctly - and I'm quite sure I do - the general consensus was ooooh yeah.... without a doubt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Ifen ya had ta ask, then whatever ya did, or maybe didn't do, it don't matter, ya wrong, just DEAD WRONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas cowboy Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 Ya know what ya is ifin ya ain't wrong..... . . . . . don't ya...... . . . . . a women---that's what!!!!! . . . . Even when they are mistaken, they're still not wrong. .just ask one, she'll tell ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Being wrong in my house has never been a problem for me. Being at fault is another story altogether. It's ALWAYS my fault! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finagler 6853 Life Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 I thought the immortal question was, "what does a woman want?" I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 and I thought the immortal question was boxers or briefs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 I have know some brief boxers. They left the ring early, on a stretcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Even if there was a woman around to hear the tree fall, she wouldn't have heard it because she would have been fussing at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 and I thought the immortal question was boxers or briefs .....or nothing at all but the freedom of the breeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rusty Bore SASS#22739 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 :wub: Miss Barbara :wub: says "If man had asked for directions he wouldn't have been lost in the forest, so yes he is wrong!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Y'all might want to figger out how many leaves were on the tree 'for it fell......... ........That's the only way to be sure! ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Y'all are all a bunch of wusses. In my home, I ALWAYS get the last word... "Yes, dear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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