That Age Old Question

[texas cowboy]

If a tree falls in the forrest

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And there is no woman around to hear it

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Is a man still WRONG??????????????????

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

What kind of tree?

[texas cowboy]

Tree of Knowledge!!!!!!!

[Wolfgang, SASS #53480]

If a tree falls in the forrest

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Is a man still WRONG??????????????????

 

That depends . . . on the time of day it fell

[texas cowboy]

It fell durin' HAPPY HOUR!!!

[Texas Lizard]

What kind of tree?

 

 

How tall was it??

 

Texas Lizard

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

What way did it fall ?

[Presidio]

What part of the month is it?

[Apache Hawk 60642]

Aint dis da "Open mouth, insert foot" thread ??

 

 

Dats my story..............(You know da rest of dat line)

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Of course he is still wrong.

[J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE]

Be right there with my chainsaw and maul, I'll have it cleaned up in no time.

[Deja Vous]

Okay.. from the lips of a women... you are not wrong unless we call it.. lol..

[Presidio]

Come to think about it......can't seem to remember the last time I was right. .......................

[texas cowboy]

Well lets see here

 

As I remem--er--remmbe---er reccollect the tree where about ya high

 

It fell on it's back

 

and it worn't--"That Time"--of the month.

[Utah Bob #35998]

No need to ask.

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

Being right is such an elusive word.

 

I don't recall my wife ever using it.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

"We ain't wrong,

 

we ain't sorry,

 

and it's probably gonna happen again."

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

That is a pretty hard sell, Sgt.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

That is a pretty hard sell, Sgt.

 

 

Ya wouldn't want me to lie about it, would ya?

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

Ya know.... there was actually a lengthy thread on this very subject about ten years ago.

 

If I recall correctly - and I'm quite sure I do - the general consensus was ooooh yeah.... without a doubt!

[Smoken D]

Ifen ya had ta ask, then whatever ya did, or maybe didn't do, it don't matter, ya wrong, just DEAD WRONG!

[texas cowboy]

Ya know what ya is ifin ya ain't wrong.....

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don't ya......

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a women---that's what!!!!!

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Even when they are mistaken, they're still not wrong.

.just ask one, she'll tell ya.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Being wrong in my house has never been a problem for me. Being at fault is another story altogether. It's ALWAYS my fault!

[Finagler 6853 Life]

I thought the immortal question was, "what does a woman want?"

 

 

I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.

[Easy Emily SASS #73673]

and I thought the immortal question was boxers or briefs

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

I have know some brief boxers. They left the ring early, on a stretcher.

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663]

Even if there was a woman around to hear the tree fall, she wouldn't have heard it because she would have been fussing at the time.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

and I thought the immortal question was boxers or briefs

 

.....or nothing at all but the freedom of the breeze.

[Marshal Rusty Bore SASS#22739]

:wub: Miss Barbara :wub: says "If man had asked for directions he wouldn't have been lost in the forest, so yes he is wrong!"

[EE Taft]

Y'all might want to figger out how many leaves were on the tree 'for it fell.........

 

........That's the only way to be sure!

 

~EE Taft~

[Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683]

Y'all are all a bunch of wusses. In my home, I ALWAYS get the last word...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Yes, dear."