Boneless wings can have bones!

[Rye Miles #13621]

This is a bizarre ruling by the Ohio Supreme Court! 

 

https://fox8.com/news/ohio-ruling-stands-that-boneless-chicken-wings-can-have-bones/?fbclid=IwY2xjawHOX3NleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHU0gAClH9K6s-ZnwaxmADZnp_lLwSg8qkeFuVS_ASyvYKApLyj2RPUk6Lw_aem_PWzvlkGglJQ8iqfcvxHNew

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

In Ohio.

[Rye Miles #13621]

31 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

In Ohio.

Correct ✅ 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

I had a buffalo wing once that was 'furry'.   

But it wasn't in Ohio.

 

 

Hey Rey,

my TN Vols play your Buckeyes this weekend.

I'm a fan of my Vols, but admittedly, I think the Buckeyes will prevail on their home field.

TN has a good team, but they have been one of the most inconsistent teams all year long.

Their 'heralded' offense has sucked when needed but their 'unheralded' defense has kept them

ticking.

 

Should be a good game but I figure the line is about right:   Buckeyes by a TD.

 

..........Widder

 

[Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme]

1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

This is a bizarre ruling by the Ohio Supreme Court! 

 

https://fox8.com/news/ohio-ruling-stands-that-boneless-chicken-wings-can-have-bones/?fbclid=IwY2xjawHOX3NleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHU0gAClH9K6s-ZnwaxmADZnp_lLwSg8qkeFuVS_ASyvYKApLyj2RPUk6Lw_aem_PWzvlkGglJQ8iqfcvxHNew

 

Yeah....this is the vital stuff lawmakers should be concerned about. People who gulp their food, rather than chewing it cautiously like a human. Let's get another couple useless, unenforceable laws on the books.

[Texas Joker]

9 minutes ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said:

Yeah....this is the vital stuff lawmakers should be concerned about. People who gulp their food, rather than chewing it cautiously like a human. Let's get another couple useless, unenforceable laws on the books.

This is a court ruling not a law. 

Edited December 17, 2024 by Texas Joker

[Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme]

1 minute ago, Texas Joker said:

This is a court ruling not a law. 

How long do you think til it's written into state law???????

[Subdeacon Joe]

Essentially no different than finding pieces of shell in shelled tree nuts, a cherry pit in a cherry pie or a can of cherry pie filling (a couple of times backin the 1960s my dad managed to get a cherry pit in a store bought apple pie),  or a small pebble in a bag of dried beans.   

 

 

My favorite....an olive that hasn't been pitted in a jar of pitted olives. 

Edited December 17, 2024 by Subdeacon Joe

[Rye Miles #13621]

2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Essentially no different than finding pieces of shell in shelled tree nuts, a cherry pit in a cherry pie or a can of cherry pie filling (a couple of times backin the 1960s my dad managed to get a cherry pit in a store bought apple pie),  or a small pebble in a bag of dried beans.   

 

 

My favorite....an olive that hasn't been pitted in a jar of pitted olives. 

You make some sense!!! 

[Subdeacon Joe]

27 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

You make some sense!!! 

 

No need to be insulting!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

Ya fixed yourself good there SDJ 

 

now folks is gonna expect thoughtful comments 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

4 hours ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said:

How long do you think til it's written into state law???????

Long time!

[Rye Miles #13621]

5 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

I had a buffalo wing once that was 'furry'.   

But it wasn't in Ohio.

 

 

Hey Rey,

my TN Vols play your Buckeyes this weekend.

I'm a fan of my Vols, but admittedly, I think the Buckeyes will prevail on their home field.

TN has a good team, but they have been one of the most inconsistent teams all year long.

Their 'heralded' offense has sucked when needed but their 'unheralded' defense has kept them

ticking.

 

Should be a good game but I figure the line is about right:   Buckeyes by a TD.

 

..........Widder

 

Well pard I’m not a Buckeyes fan, in fact I don’t watch College football at all! Now the Browns, well okay they’re really horrible this year!🙄

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

 

5 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Essentially no different than finding pieces of shell in shelled tree nuts, a cherry pit in a cherry pie or a can of cherry pie filling (a couple of times backin the 1960s my dad managed to get a cherry pit in a store bought apple pie),  or a small pebble in a bag of dried beans.   

 

 

My favorite....an olive that hasn't been pitted in a jar of pitted olives. 

Got ya beat.

Or at least my Mother did; She was preping hors d'oeuvres for company and found a pearl in the smoked oysters.

Odd shape and sorta flat on the one side and stained by the cooking/smoking process but about the size of a large pea.

[Pat Riot]

A guy sues because he got a bone in his boneless wings.  
It’s really too bad we can’t adopt a form of corporal punishment, like caning, for people like this. 

[John Kloehr]

I agree with the court.

 

In testimony, the injured party stated he cut the chicken into pieces before eating, and also a piece "went down the wrong pipe." I'm sure he had one heck of a coughing fit.

 

Anyway, he ended up with a 5 cm piece of bone in his throat which did do a lot of damage. 5 cm is just over 1.5 inches. That is not exactly a bite-sized piece. And he swallowed wrong, and hey, a 1.5 inch bone suggests he did not chew.

 

BTW, I do pick through a bag of beans for gravel before soaking. There is gravel in there! Don't think the bag says anything about it either. And fish filets? Definitely has bones every now and then. I once broke a tooth on bacon. Was nothing wrong with the bacon, the tooth still could not take it. Did not sue Oscar Meyer. Had the injured person chewed, he might have just broken a tooth.

[Subdeacon Joe]

6 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

Ya fixed yourself good there SDJ 

 

now folks is gonna expect thoughtful comments 

 

 

The more fools they!

 

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

5 hours ago, John Kloehr said:

 

 

Anyway, he ended up with a 5 cm piece of bone in his throat which did do a lot of damage. 5 cm is just over 1.5 inches. That is not exactly a bite-sized piece. And he swallowed wrong, and hey, a 1.5 inch bone suggests he did not chew.

 

Damn near two inches, 1.97

[Rye Miles #13621]

Better eat carefully and look carefully at what you’re putting in your mouth is all I can say!😳

[Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme]

5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Damn near two inches, 1.97

Which begs the question.......he had cut them into pieces????? Really - 2 in. pieces. I've never seen boneless wings over 2 in. Musta been emu.

[Eyesa Horg]

Typically,at least in my meager experience; boneless wings aren't even wings. They are chicken strips which can be about an inch and a half wide by 4 inches long. I can see a 2 inch bone possibly being in there, but if you cut it into pieces, really! Seems you'd notice a 2 inch bone!! I mean, do people really just swallow without chewing a 2 inch chunk of meat?

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

Boneless wings are an oxymoron. Wings have bones. Those are........something else.

JHC

 

[Rye Miles #13621]

Did ya’ll know that Buffalo wings don’t come from buffalos??😳🤪🤪

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

3 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

Did ya’ll know that Buffalo wings don’t come from buffalos??😳🤪🤪

Really?!?!?

[watab kid]

i always chew careful , some of my meat came with birdshot growing up , 

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

They'd love how they cut up chicken in the Caribbean, esp Jamaica. They chop it up with a meat cleaver......bones and all!

JHC

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

15 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Typically,at least in my meager experience; boneless wings aren't even wings. They are chicken strips which can be about an inch and a half wide by 4 inches long. I can see a 2 inch bone possibly being in there, but if you cut it into pieces, really! Seems you'd notice a 2 inch bone!! I mean, do people really just swallow without chewing a 2 inch chunk of meat?

I've had a couple dogs did that.

JHC

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Most likely breast meat cut up and the bone would have been clavicle.

[Smokin Gator SASS #29736]

On the People's Court there was someone who had bitten into an olive pit in a salad and broke a tooth. The judge was adamant that if pitted olives were used this would be impossible. Although containers of pitted olives are almost all pitted successfully every container of them I've seen has "caution, may contain pits". They're not 100% successfully pitted.