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It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls.
And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see You anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much You love me."
And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of My love for you, so that you will know I love you, even when you cannot see Me.
Regardless of how selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and all the good names are taken and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of My love for you, his name will be a reflection of My own name, and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility."
And the Lord said, "I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam.
And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility.
And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved.
And Cat did not care one way or the other.
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First we have them taking a picture for the MGM lion logo, many many many many years back.






Then we have a newer lion, in color.




This is supposed to be how they took that picture.




But of course, that is Photoshop. They brought a sick lion in from the zoo to have him CAT scanned. Of course he was CAT scanned. They wouldn't DOG scan a lion, right?



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JUST THINK!!  If it weren’t for cats, the violin and the tennis racket might never have been invented!!


Come to think of it, now that we have metal and plastic strings, there’s no need for cats at all!!  :lol:

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Cats have throughout history been on the stinky end of the stick.  They were accused of being agents of evil and murdered by thousands, especially in Europe.


They got their due when so many humans died because they had killed the "cure" for the Black Plague.


In every war in Europe cats and dogs have suffered from man's inhumanity and stupidity.  Humans weren't the only victims of bombs, artillery, raging fire, famine, poison gases, and so many other causes of death.


And yet, both cats and dogs (and many, many other beings) have remained friendly toward those who have destroyed so many of these animals (as well as other humans) and become companions of great value.  This just goes to prove that God is a forgiving diety and that some of his creations are closer to his model than so many of us are.

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12 minutes ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said:

The all-time best seller about cats.





I used to have this book. I kept it on my desk for all to see. Especially those that found the humor distasteful. ;)

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