Alpo Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Now if my mental calculator is correct, 44 billion dollars divided by 8 billion people is $5.50 each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 must be a government economist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 product of current education system ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 17, 2022 Author Share Posted November 17, 2022 Well I noticed he spelled check with a q, which would make him Commonwealth. And since he wanted dollars instead of pounds, I'm going to give the Aussies a break and decide that he's a Newfie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 You must remember, correct grammar and math solutions are now Racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Gator SASS #29736 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 I've seen several math challenged people who have made similar posts when they've thought they figured something out when it comes to large amounts of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Probably got his math lessons from the people counting votes here in Arizona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Don’t think he flunked math. I don’t think he even studied math. I’d take away his license to use numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Alpo said: Well I noticed he spelled check with a q, which would make him Commonwealth. And since he wanted dollars instead of pounds, I'm going to give the Aussies a break and decide that he's a Newfie. ....... Thanks Mate, you're the best ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Alpo said: Well I noticed he spelled check with a q, which would make him Commonwealth. And since he wanted dollars instead of pounds, I'm going to give the Aussies a break and decide that he's a Newfie. A Newfie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 He probably used the new math! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 17, 2022 Author Share Posted November 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: A Newfie? Here in the states we tell Polish jokes. Because Polish people are "so damn stupid" they always get stuff wrong. I've been told that in Poland they tell Ukrainian jokes. Same jokes, but now the butt of the joke is about a Ukrainian. Because ukrainians are "so damn stupid" they always get stuff wrong. And I have also been told that in Canada they tell Newfie jokes. Because people from Newfoundland are "so damn stupid" they always get stuff wrong. Always the same joke, just a different group of people that are the butt of it. It would not surprise me to find they tell Sicilian jokes in Italy, or Basque jokes in Spain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Here in northern New England it is often the Québécois, French-Canadians, though Poles are also picked on. Btw, Aussies don’t use pounds, they use dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 17, 2022 Author Share Posted November 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Btw, Aussies don’t use pounds, they use dollars I know that. He didn't want pounds, so he wasn't British. That pretty much left Oz and Canada. Yes and New Zealand, but people seldom really think of New Zealand. So I decided to give the poor people in Oz a break (after all they already have to put up with Jack and Bob), and in my mind make this moron Canadian. And the dumb Canadians are Newfies. There you are - yet another fine example of how my mind works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 7 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: A Newfie? Smarter than N1 ananaas (or whoever twitted that meme) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 How exciting to see a comment from a graduate of the Sacramento Public School System. "Too yeers ugo, I culd not spel 'enjinere'... now I are one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 No one ever accused socialists of being smart or even knowing how to add. They're the ones always saying that rich people should give up their riches and distribute it all to the poor. They obviously have no clue how an economy even works, let alone how to add it all together. If we took all the money Bezos, Gates, an Musk has, as well as all the money we spend on NASA and the national defense and gave it to the poor they'd still be poor at the end of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 4 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Here in northern New England it is often the Québécois, French-Canadians, though Poles are also picked on. Btw, Aussies don’t use pounds, they use dollars. ............. and we are smart enough to use the metric system ........... you know 10 fingers and 10 toes ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 23 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ............. and we are smart enough to use the metric system ........... you know 10 fingers and 10 toes ........ biased against those unfortunates born with six digits on a hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 17, 2022 Author Share Posted November 17, 2022 50 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: gave it to the poor they'd still be poor at the end of the day. They phrased that nicely in Superstar. The Magdalen was washing Jesus's feet and rubbing oil on them, and Judas jumped him. The money that oil cost - the money spent on that oil could have been used to feed the poor, instead of being wasted on your feet. And Jesus says Surely you're not saying we have the resources to save the poor from their lot? There will be poor always, pathetically struggling, look at the good things you've got! Think while you still have me, move while you still need me. You'll be lost and you'll be sorry when I'm gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: biased against those unfortunates born with six digits on a hand. ...... not many of them 'round here ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 17, 2022 Author Share Posted November 17, 2022 30 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ............. and we are smart enough to use the metric system ........... you know 10 fingers and 10 toes ........ When will people realize that the metric system was invented for people that could not comprehend higher mathematics - people that had not yet learned to count without using their fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 ............................................ but, ...... but, ........... but it's so much easier ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 17, 2022 Author Share Posted November 17, 2022 I figured to write this in Aussie, so there will be no confusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 The UK uses miles still. I've always been amazed that huge countries like Canada and Australia use something as small as kilometers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 said: The UK uses miles still. I've always been amazed that huge countries like Canada and Australia use something as small as kilometers. ....... just makes us think it's a lot bigger, ........ like for when a Texan starts bragging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... not many of them 'round here ..... Never seen one meowndangself either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 That's because Inigo Montoya killed the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 On 11/17/2022 at 7:46 AM, Alpo said: Here in the states we tell Polish jokes. Because Polish people are "so damn stupid" they always get stuff wrong. I've been told that in Poland they tell Ukrainian jokes. Same jokes, but now the butt of the joke is about a Ukrainian. Because ukrainians are "so damn stupid" they always get stuff wrong. And I have also been told that in Canada they tell Newfie jokes. Because people from Newfoundland are "so damn stupid" they always get stuff wrong. Always the same joke, just a different group of people that are the butt of it. It would not surprise me to find they tell Sicilian jokes in Italy, or Basque jokes in Spain. Here in Texas we tell Aggie Jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 It's funny. Florida has an A&M. Georgia has an A&M. I won't say all states have one, but I bet all southern states have one. So why is it only Texas A&M that has the reputation of being full of morons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oak Ridge Regulator Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 23 hours ago, bgavin said: How exciting to see a comment from a graduate of the Sacramento Public School System. "Too yeers ugo, I culd not spel 'enjinere'... now I are one." But your inglish sucks cause it’s “ now I IS one “ not now I ARE one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 Sorree abut that, I'm an H1B and my Engrish does suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Alpo said: It's funny. Florida has an A&M. Georgia has an A&M. I won't say all states have one, but I bet all southern states have one. So why is it only Texas A&M that has the reputation of being full of morons? A&M = A**holes & Morons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Alpo said: So why is it only Texas A&M that has the reputation of being full of morons? Because there's so many more of them there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 4 hours ago, Alpo said: It's funny. Florida has an A&M. Georgia has an A&M. I won't say all states have one, but I bet all southern states have one. There are other institutions created under the same act but not labeled A&M. From Wikipedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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