The Aussie Humour Thread

[Buckshot Bear]

5 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

What is that?

 

Sun Fish 

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Sun Fish 

Do they eat good and what do you use for bait?

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

I figure , I would be a GUEST of the state , were I to be down there 

 

  I believe in the 3 S rule 

 

Chickasaw Bill 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

11 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

Do they eat good and what do you use for bait?

Hey, I had to ask.

 

'Pears to me that you could hold a whole fish fry from just catching one if they are good eating- maybe 2 if they are smaller and you're expecting a good crowd.

[Buckshot Bear]

[Rip Snorter]

A bit of au courant humor.

[Eyesa Horg]

Shocking differences!

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

45 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Shocking differences!

But enlightening!

[Eyesa Horg]

If you stay well grounded

[Alpo]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

Ya' just gotta' have canned sliced beetroot or it just ain't the same !!!

 

 

[Earl Brasse, SASS #3562]

Are those pickled beets or just plain?

[Buckshot Bear]

I remember nearly everyone having one of these KFC 6 pack coolers

 

[Buckshot Bear]

1 minute ago, Earl Brasse, SASS #3562 said:

Are those pickled beets or just plain?

 

Sliced and canned......pretty much a staple down here -

 

[Sedalia Dave]

On 9/6/2023 at 7:22 AM, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

Do they eat good and what do you use for bait?

 

23 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

Hey, I had to ask.

 

'Pears to me that you could hold a whole fish fry from just catching one if they are good eating- maybe 2 if they are smaller and you're expecting a good crowd.

 

https://www.americanoceans.org/facts/can-you-eat-sunfish/#:~:text=While it is not a,and has a delicate texture.

 

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

4 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

https://www.americanoceans.org/facts/can-you-eat-sunfish/#:~:text=While it is not a,and has a delicate texture.

 

So, not good eating.

 

The whole mercury poisoning and the fact that it absorbs jellyfish venom into the meat sorta put the kibosh on the 1-fish fish fry idea.

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

13 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Sliced and canned......pretty much a staple down here -

 

Pickled beets are more of a spring/Easter thing in our family. 

 

Somebody always sets up a gallon jar of boiled eggs pickled with beets and the beet brine used as a base for pickling the eggs about that time of year.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

32 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Ya' just gotta' have canned sliced beetroot or it just ain't the same !!!

 

 

 

27 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Sliced and canned......pretty much a staple down here -

 

     .......... can I pleeeeeeease have pineapple instead ......  

[John Kloehr]

39 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Ya' just gotta' have canned sliced beetroot or it just ain't the same !!!

Truth, as ruined is not the same as not ruined.

[Buckshot Bear]

27 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

     .......... can I pleeeeeeease have pineapple instead ......  

 

Both 

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

19 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Both 

 

 

 ............ "as well" is spelled different to "instead" .........  

[Buckshot Bear]

3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ............ "as well" is spelled different to "instead" .........  

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

Still the best cheese for grilling

 

[Blackwater 53393]

16 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Starving is preferable to eating any beet products!!

 

 I had one bite, one time, and knew immediately that I would never take another!!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

beets and or pineapple on a cheeseburger ? 

 

  that just ain't right , nor does it sound appealing 

 

  Chickasaw 

[Alpo]

On the subject of pineapple on a hamburger

 

 

McDonald's has a filet of fish sandwich. The reason is because back in the long ago time Catholics were not allowed to eat meat on Friday. I believe that rule has been changed.

 

So McDonald's was looking for a sandwich they could sell to Catholics on Friday.

 

The fish sandwich was dreamed up by a franchise holder. McDonald's corporate came up with a sandwich that was a slice of pineapple. No meat no fish - pineapple between two pieces of bread.

 

But they did a taste off. And the fish beat out the pineapple, which is why McDonald's does not sell a pineapple hamburger.

 

Now you know something new.

[Texas Joker]

Lent is still a thing.

[Alpo]

I thought lent was right around Easter time. This "can't eat meat on Friday" was year-round. That's why we always had fish on Friday in school when I was a kid. Fish sticks or salmon croquettes. So the Catholic kids could have lunch.

 

You know, for as many Catholic churches as we have in this town, it's amazing that I only knew three Catholic kids. And only one Jew.

 

But anyway - fish sticks or salmon croquettes.