The Aussie Humour Thread

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22 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Just hanging out!  High as well!

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21 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Perfect, but for the beetroot,  The stories I can tell!

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47 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

So I see bacon lettuce and tomato, hamburger patty, cheese, beets, pineapple, and a fried egg. I just have one question.

 

Is them people that eat that related to snakes - in that they can unhinge their jaw so they can open their mouth wide enough to get that in? That sucker looks like it's about 4 inches high.

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

So I see bacon lettuce and tomato, hamburger patty, cheese, beets, pineapple, and a fried egg. I just have one question.

 

Is them people that eat that related to snakes - in that they can unhinge their jaw so they can open their mouth wide enough to get that in? That sucker looks like it's about 4 inches high.

 

 

   ......... actually 4 1/4" high  🙃

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Australian soldiers returning from their stint in the Vietnam War, 1970

 

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1919, more South Australian troops returned home to Adelaide from World War I. As it was in other states, some had been away since they left for the Gallipoli campaign in October 1914.

An Arch was erected near Adelaide Railway Station in January 1919 and stood until 1925. Returning troops marched under it and were welcome to buy cheering crowds.

The Anzac Arch was built as a monument of appreciation to the men who fought in the First World War. It was funded by public subscription, with £1 000 raised. Unveiled in 1919 the Arch was planned as a temporary structure to be dismantled once all the returning troops had been welcomed home.

Public attachment to the Arch saw it stand until 1925 when it was demolished on the grounds that it had become unsafe.

Building of the Arch was marred by accident. On 11 November 1918 a passing horse-drawn trolley caught a guy rope during construction, dislodging scaffolding and toppling two workers from the structure to the ground, some 35 feet in distance, or just over 10 metres. The men who fell suffered broken bones, cuts and abrasions but appear to have recovered from the incident.

Image: Men of the 3rd Light Horse Brigade returning to South Australia

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New ANTI SMOKING initiative -

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Y'all got eight day weeks in Oz?

 

Open 7 days a week until 1:00 a.m., but on Sunday it closes at 11:45.

 

What do y'all call that extra day, anyway?

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57 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Y'all got eight day weeks in Oz?

 

Open 7 days a week until 1:00 a.m., but on Sunday it closes at 11:45.

 

What do y'all call that extra day, anyway?

 

We get extra time allotted from having to hang upside down, sound good....but has its cons. 

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3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

but has its cons. 

That's everybody down there, right? Y'all all a buncha cons.

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6 minutes ago, Alpo said:

That's everybody down there, right? Y'all all a buncha cons.

 

  ........ so, ........ you been reading up on our history ?   🥸

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5 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

 

What do y'all call that extra day, anyway?

 

          AUSTRALIA DAY  !!!   😉

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7 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

          AUSTRALIA DAY  !!!   😉

I thought that was just once a year, not once a week.

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9 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

  ........ so, ........ you been reading up on our history ?   🥸

Vizzini told me. "Iocane powder comes from Australia, which is populated entirely with criminals!"

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we're not gonna tell you ALL our secrets .........🤐

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2 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Vizzini told me. "Iocane powder comes from Australia, which is populated entirely with criminals!"

 

           ....... this fella Vizzini, ....... he from Chicago ??

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Pygmy Possum....and yes....he wants to kill ya' 

 

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I think Cicero. Something like that. I think I remember him saying "never gamble with a Ciceroan when life is on the line".

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3 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Pygmy Possum....and yes....he wants to kill ya' 

 

 

 

 of course he wants to kill you; ....... you can see it in the way he's tearing that fingernail off ....

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the big tractor in WA

 

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1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

No photos, but a good friend, now deceased, did this in Minnesota for years.  It gets really cold in Minnesota!

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1 minute ago, Rip Snorter said:

No photos, but a good friend, now deceased, did this in Minnesota for years.  It gets really cold in Minnesota!

 

I have a mate that lives in Minnesota. he did a video for us where he threw a pot of boiling water up into the air and it fell down as ice particles. 

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1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

I have a mate that lives in Minnesota. he did a video for us where he threw a pot of boiling water up into the air and it fell down as ice particles. 

And now and then, some of the less than capable manage to burn themselves doing that trick!  I will say, on rare occasions, it has been colder here in Montana than I can recall in MN, hotter as well 103° late this afternoon.

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Halloween?