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On 7/26/2023 at 6:31 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

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Good luck with the eradication. Gulf Coast states have failed miserably at eradicating Fire Ants.

 

Now we also have the Tawny Crazy ants. Multiply 10 times faster than fire ants and love to attack electrical equipment. Especially love to chow down on the wire insulation.

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31 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Now we also have the Tawny Crazy ants. Multiply 10 times faster than fire ants and love to attack electrical equipment. Especially love to chow down on the wire insulation.

Got those (or related) ants in east Tennessee. had to replace a relay in an AC unit with a sealed unit, they were attracted to the electricity and got crushed and fried in the contacts. Did not have problems with them eating the insulation, but they would not leave the contacts alone.

 

The taste for insulation may be related to insulation based on vegetable oil, rats love that insulation too. Lots of cars used it for several years.

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52 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Good luck with the eradication. Gulf Coast states have failed miserably at eradicating Fire Ants.

 

Now we also have the Tawny Crazy ants. Multiply 10 times faster than fire ants and love to attack electrical equipment. Especially love to chow down on the wire insulation.

 

Yes Dave....I think its hopeless mate.

 

https://www.fireants.org.au/home/about-us/about-the-program

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Look at the claws on that sucker.

 

Pretty much all mammals have toenails, but it never occurred to me the kangaroos had stuff look like that. You hear about boxing kangaroos? They don't have to punch you. All they got to do is slap you. You'd bleed out in a couple of minutes.

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6 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Look at the claws on that sucker.

 

Pretty much all mammals have toenails, but it never occurred to me the kangaroos had stuff look like that. You hear about boxing kangaroos? They don't have to punch you. All they got to do is slap you. You'd bleed out in a couple of minutes.

 

The ones on their feet are even bigger and more lethal. One kick to the abdomen and your guts may end up all over your shoes. 

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8 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

well it has circled back to  this ? 

 

  if ya want to make a pizza NASTY , just add dead bait fish 

 

 thinking on that , it would be an improvement to pineapple 

 

  I DO NOT want no dead minnows on a pizza 

 

   CB :wacko:

And you only need a morsel of one on one edge to wreck the whole pizza! No matter how much beer ya got.:lol:

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H.V. McKay Massey Harris, Sunshine Suntyne Seed & Fertilizer Drill, c.1952
Farmer driving a Massey Harris tractor connected to a Sunshine Suntyne seed and fertilizer spreader, in a muddy 800 acre Wimmera field.
 
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22 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Just curious, do the rabbits want to kill you too? ;)

 

I wouldn't eat one that has myxomatosis......something they introduced to thin them out.....most are immune to it now though. 

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27 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Just curious, do the rabbits want to kill you too? ;)

They will eat your crops, so maybe not an out-and-out desire to kill you, but you can starve to death if you don't start eating rabbits.

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