The Aussie Humour Thread

[Buckshot Bear]

[Alpo]

Hello Joe. What you know? You got gum?

[Alpo]

Look at the claws on that sucker.

 

Pretty much all mammals have toenails, but it never occurred to me the kangaroos had stuff look like that. You hear about boxing kangaroos? They don't have to punch you. All they got to do is slap you. You'd bleed out in a couple of minutes.

[Sedalia Dave]

6 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Look at the claws on that sucker.

 

Pretty much all mammals have toenails, but it never occurred to me the kangaroos had stuff look like that. You hear about boxing kangaroos? They don't have to punch you. All they got to do is slap you. You'd bleed out in a couple of minutes.

 

The ones on their feet are even bigger and more lethal. One kick to the abdomen and your guts may end up all over your shoes. 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

13 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 YOU GO BITE YOUR TONGUE !!!  

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

9 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 YOU GO BITE YOUR TONGUE !!!  

 

That would still taste better than pineapple on pizza! 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

well it has circled back to  this ? 

 

  if ya want to make a pizza NASTY , just add dead bait fish 

 

 thinking on that , it would be an improvement to pineapple 

 

  I DO NOT want no dead minnows on a pizza 

 

   CB 

[Eyesa Horg]

8 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

well it has circled back to  this ? 

 

  if ya want to make a pizza NASTY , just add dead bait fish 

 

 thinking on that , it would be an improvement to pineapple 

 

  I DO NOT want no dead minnows on a pizza 

 

   CB 

And you only need a morsel of one on one edge to wreck the whole pizza! No matter how much beer ya got.

[Buckshot Bear]

Mandurama, New South Wales c. 1900

Mr Oswald Schmidt, the blacksmith shoeing horse with young man and girl.

 

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[Eyesa Horg]

Incredible Bear, thanks once again Mate.

[Alpo]

[Buckshot Bear]

H.V. McKay Massey Harris, Sunshine Suntyne Seed & Fertilizer Drill, c.1952

Farmer driving a Massey Harris tractor connected to a Sunshine Suntyne seed and fertilizer spreader, in a muddy 800 acre Wimmera field.

 

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[Eyesa Horg]

Not only an I amazed by those paintings, but the sheer number of them.

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The Aussie Apple Turnover

 

[Eyesa Horg]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Just curious, do the rabbits want to kill you too? 

[Buckshot Bear]

22 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Just curious, do the rabbits want to kill you too? 

 

I wouldn't eat one that has myxomatosis......something they introduced to thin them out.....most are immune to it now though. 

[John Kloehr]

27 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Just curious, do the rabbits want to kill you too? 

They will eat your crops, so maybe not an out-and-out desire to kill you, but you can starve to death if you don't start eating rabbits.

[Brazos John]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

The Aussie Apple Turnover

 

Yes, I would eat them all!

Is the crust flaky, or soft like an American donut?

Custard or cream?

Sprinkled with sugar on the top?

And, of course, with my cup of Twinings! With milk and two sugars.

Edited August 9, 2023 by Brazos John

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, John Kloehr said:

They will eat your crops, so maybe not an out-and-out desire to kill you, but you can starve to death if you don't start eating rabbits.

You can starve to death even if you eat rabbits. Ain't you never heard of rabbit starvation? Rabbits pretty much ain't got no fat. And you can't survive on just lean meat. You need fat.

1 hour ago, John Kloehr said:

They will eat your crops, so maybe not an out-and-out desire to kill you, but you can starve to death if you don't start eating rabbits.

You can starve to death even if you eat rabbits. Ain't you never heard of rabbit starvation? Rabbits pretty much ain't got no fat. And you can't survive on just lean meat. You need fat.

[Alpo]

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

well the apple turnovers look good 

 

  just keep that NASTY vegemite , away from em , FAR AWAY 

 

  CB 

[Alpo]

[Buckshot Bear]

21 hours ago, Brazos John said:

Yes, I would eat them all!

Is the crust flaky, or soft like an American donut?

Custard or cream?

Sprinkled with sugar on the top?

And, of course, with my cup of Twinings! With milk and two sugars.

 

Flaky pastry

Cream filled

50/50 in regards to sprinkled with sugar depending on the bakery

 

Goes down nicely with a nicely brewed Twinings  

 

 

Edited August 9, 2023 by Buckshot Bear

[Alpo]

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Just a tip mate  

 

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