The Aussie Humour Thread

[Brazos John]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

The Aussie Apple Turnover

 

Yes, I would eat them all!

Is the crust flaky, or soft like an American donut?

Custard or cream?

Sprinkled with sugar on the top?

And, of course, with my cup of Twinings! With milk and two sugars.

Edited August 9, 2023 by Brazos John

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, John Kloehr said:

They will eat your crops, so maybe not an out-and-out desire to kill you, but you can starve to death if you don't start eating rabbits.

You can starve to death even if you eat rabbits. Ain't you never heard of rabbit starvation? Rabbits pretty much ain't got no fat. And you can't survive on just lean meat. You need fat.

1 hour ago, John Kloehr said:

They will eat your crops, so maybe not an out-and-out desire to kill you, but you can starve to death if you don't start eating rabbits.

You can starve to death even if you eat rabbits. Ain't you never heard of rabbit starvation? Rabbits pretty much ain't got no fat. And you can't survive on just lean meat. You need fat.

[Alpo]

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

well the apple turnovers look good 

 

  just keep that NASTY vegemite , away from em , FAR AWAY 

 

  CB 

[Alpo]

[Buckshot Bear]

21 hours ago, Brazos John said:

Yes, I would eat them all!

Is the crust flaky, or soft like an American donut?

Custard or cream?

Sprinkled with sugar on the top?

And, of course, with my cup of Twinings! With milk and two sugars.

 

Flaky pastry

Cream filled

50/50 in regards to sprinkled with sugar depending on the bakery

 

Goes down nicely with a nicely brewed Twinings  

 

 

Edited August 9, 2023 by Buckshot Bear

[Alpo]

[Buckshot Bear]

Just a tip mate  

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Buckshot Bear]

3 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

The above will have any Aussie RUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And its nearly September and that means Spring and these buggers nesting!

[Major Crimes]

Ref the question of whether our rabbits are killers too, where do you think this idea came from?

 

 

Edited August 10, 2023 by Major Crimes

[Blackwater 53393]

Time for the “Holy Hand Grenade”!!

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Sedalia Dave]

18 hours ago, Major Crimes said:

Ref the question of whether our rabbits are killers too, where do you think this idea came from?

 

 

 

I really wish they had used a Jackalope in that scene. 

[Alpo]

11 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

You cannot use an avocado in Australia.

 

An avocado is an alligator pear. Not a crocodile pear.

 

We must follow the rules.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Rip Snorter]

Considering the Goon, and its sometimes seen "on line" deployment, I knew you guys had hang ups, but I sure don't want to egg you on.  Who knows what will come next!

[Buckshot Bear]

[Rip Snorter]

15 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

'Roo the day!

[Buckshot Bear]

3 hours ago, Rip Snorter said:

'Roo the day!

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

4 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

 

  ..................... now, that's just WRONG!!!!!  

[Buckshot Bear]

3 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 

  ..................... now, that's just WRONG!!!!!  

 

They've done gone and twisted a good Twistie. 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

They've done gone and twisted a good Twistie. 

 

 .......... by someone who is warped .....  

[Buckshot Bear]

[Sedalia Dave]

3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 

  ..................... now, that's just WRONG!!!!!  

 

WHY???

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

7 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

WHY???

 

Twisties come in a yellow and red packet, and they are cheese flavoured ........ 

[Alpo]

So - like "red licorice". Licorice is black and tastes like licorice. It is not red and does not taste like strawberries. Putting the sacred name of licorice on that strawberry candy is just wrong.

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

19 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

I was at the Grand Canyon a few years ago and meandered through the gift shop on the South Rim which contains Native American items supposedly made by Native Americans. If you looked closely enough, much of it was made in China. 

[Alpo]

For Jack

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

44 minutes ago, Alpo said:

For Jack

 

 

 

 see,  .... it has it's advantages ....