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2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

The Aussie Apple Turnover

 

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Yes, I would eat them all!

Is the crust flaky, or soft like an American donut?

Custard or cream?

Sprinkled with sugar on the top?

And, of course, with my cup of Twinings! With milk and two sugars.

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1 hour ago, John Kloehr said:

They will eat your crops, so maybe not an out-and-out desire to kill you, but you can starve to death if you don't start eating rabbits.

You can starve to death even if you eat rabbits. Ain't you never heard of rabbit starvation? Rabbits pretty much ain't got no fat. And you can't survive on just lean meat. You need fat.

1 hour ago, John Kloehr said:

They will eat your crops, so maybe not an out-and-out desire to kill you, but you can starve to death if you don't start eating rabbits.

You can starve to death even if you eat rabbits. Ain't you never heard of rabbit starvation? Rabbits pretty much ain't got no fat. And you can't survive on just lean meat. You need fat.

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21 hours ago, Brazos John said:

Yes, I would eat them all!

Is the crust flaky, or soft like an American donut?

Custard or cream?

Sprinkled with sugar on the top?

And, of course, with my cup of Twinings! With milk and two sugars.

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Flaky pastry

Cream filled

50/50 in regards to sprinkled with sugar depending on the bakery

 

Goes down nicely with a nicely brewed Twinings :) 

 

 

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Time for the “Holy Hand Grenade”!!

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11 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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You cannot use an avocado in Australia.

 

An avocado is an alligator pear. Not a crocodile pear.

 

We must follow the rules.

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So - like "red licorice". Licorice is black and tastes like licorice. It is not red and does not taste like strawberries. Putting the sacred name of licorice on that strawberry candy is just wrong.

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19 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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I was at the Grand Canyon a few years ago and meandered through the gift shop on the South Rim which contains Native American items supposedly made by Native Americans. If you looked closely enough, much of it was made in China. 

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