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On 7/26/2021 at 4:25 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

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 ..... now do you believe that "cute 'n' cuddly" animals in Australia only want to kill you   ?????  :(

Don't you have cats down under. They fit in they want to murder everything 

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14 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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You should have been at my house the day I brought home my Harley Sportster. I neglected to tell my wife about it. She was mad…real mad.

There was a serious cold snap that summer at my house. Lasted for over 3 weeks. :rolleyes:

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1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

You should have been at my house the day I brought home my Harley Sportster. I neglected to tell my wife about it. She was mad…real mad.

There was a serious cold snap that summer at my house. Lasted for over 3 weeks. :rolleyes:

Should have told her you bought her a present then took her out to garage to show her

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24 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

Should have told her you bought her a present then took her out to garage to show her

 

Tried that with a new gun once. She said thank you, gave me a hug and a kiss and I haven't seen the gun since. :mellow:

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2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

You should have been at my house the day I brought home my Harley Sportster. I neglected to tell my wife about it. She was mad…real mad.

There was a serious cold snap that summer at my house. Lasted for over 3 weeks. :rolleyes:

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2 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

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said the single guy.... :P

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15 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Tried that with a new gun once. She said thank you, gave me a hug and a kiss and I haven't seen the gun since. :mellow:

Or when you sell it years later she takes the money.  Now you're out a gun and the money for the one you were going to buy.

 

Try

I won it at the duck unlimited, whitetails, legion, (insert charity here) raffle.  

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Several years ago I was looking for a Ruger 22 pistol in anodized blue. Finally found one and picked it up, took it home and the Missus asked what I had. I told her and opened it up. She took one look, said "I love it! Thank you!"

 

Sometimes I  get to shoot it at the range...

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Actually the first day of the second American revolution was April 12th 1861.

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5 hours ago, Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680 said:

Are you telling us you don't cover your nose when somebody farts?

You can but it won’t do anything, unless you’re covering it with a properly fit respirator with cartridges that will actually filter it , or supplied air . Your behind is usually double masked and that doesn’t do anything 

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On 7/30/2021 at 11:38 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

yes ........ but they ain't indiginous

 

Really?  So you're telling me cats stopped all the other cute deadly critters around the world? 

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53 minutes ago, Ramblin Gambler said:

 

Really?  So you're telling me cats stopped all the other cute deadly critters around the world? 

No ....... but them cats is sure giving it a good try ....

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3 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

 

Or, ever had to choose between flushing or not. If flush, had to use a bucket of water.:(

 

Yay, the well driller is here this morning!:)

You really miss the basics when you don’t have them . 

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9 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

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 ......... but they are ALL a horror .... each and every one of them  <_<

 

 

 

 

Hey wasn't that Pat, Widder and Tennessee Williams 

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Ever hear of a comma? I'm sitting there thinking, "Who the hell is Pat Widder?"

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