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45 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I did not know cockroaches were mammalian.

 

Can you imagine how small a hand you must have to milk them?

How many are needed to fill a quart bottle?

Or the size of the automatic milker ???

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I remember a Simpsons episode, were the local Mafia had control of the school milk distribution, and they were not issuing cow's milk. Mouse.

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On 6/19/2021 at 8:01 AM, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

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I was looking at this picture and thought that is a weird 1911. Turns out it is a blank gun from Umarex,

https://www.umarex.com/products/blank-firing-guns/pistols/317.02.30.html

Nice catch! I didn’t pick up on that when I copied and pasted it. 

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@Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474

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OMG! Is this ever true where I work. Over the years I have just learned to get up and leave. It pizzes some people off, but my reasons are always “time efficiency and not wasting the taxpayer’s money”. The one benefit of CoVid is now I don’t have to get up and leave, now I just “exit” the online meeting. 

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51 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

@Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474

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OMG! Is this ever true where I work. Over the years I have just learned to get up and leave. It pizzes some people off, but my reasons are always “time efficiency and not wasting the taxpayer’s money”. The one benefit of CoVid is now I don’t have to get up and leave, now I just “exit” the online meeting. 

 

During 40 odd years with the city, I was forced to sit through many like that: The same SFBs ("Stuff" for Brains) repeating and paraphrasing what two or three others had said, just so they could get their name in the minutes or hear their own voice.

Infuriating when you have work to do and have to sit there.

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2 hours ago, Russ N. Hound #26716 said:

Hello Alpo. 

Well hey Russ. Glad to see you're still with us. Think the last time I saw you was Mule Camp of '08.

 

Fox E. doing okay?

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On 6/11/2021 at 11:27 AM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

I had a friend, from Liverpool, UK, who came to Canada and settled right in, becoming a very senior City official.

At a inter-departmental meeting, chaired by the Mayor of the day, another refugee from the UK started spouting off a lot of socialist crap about "The Way We Do It Over Home!" that really triggered my friend Bob.

He stood and called out the "Arrogant Professional Limey, who made him sick!" and who had been one of those who screwed up his home country, fled it and was here now trying to screw up Canada. All in Bob's very noticeable Liverpool accent!

Mayor didn't even try to gavel him down.

All I could do was try to keep my laughter as best I could.

Sounds like every small town city council meeting in the South- except the Arrogant Professional Limey part is played by a arrogant Yankee refugee from some Northern megalopolis that seems to think they they were sent by the Heavens to bring 'civilization' to the backwoods of the South.

 

Makes one wonder why they bothered moving- since all they want to do is remake where they are into where they just left.

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2 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

Sounds like every small town city council meeting in the South- except the Arrogant Professional Limey part is played by a arrogant Yankee refugee from some Northern megalopolis that seems to think they they were sent by the Heavens to bring 'civilization' to the backwoods of the South.

 

Makes one wonder why they bothered moving- since all they want to do is remake where they are into where they just left.

It’s because they are parasites. They move in and absorb information, become embedded glom onto a piece of territory then proceed to muck it all up and turn it into the s***hole they left to make themselves comfortable. They are parasites. 

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I suppose this is in the Bee because of the "briefly identifies as man" thing. But my understanding is that women have been using the men's room for years. At concerts and sporting events, and any place where there are apt to be lots and lots of people. In the same square footage of restroom floor plan, you can get about twice as many "evacuation stations" in a men's room, because urinals take up so much less room.

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15 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

What's THAT? You Dont Like MY Bell Bottoms? - Bond Meme - quickmeme

 

Is anyone else getting a sentence instead of a picture?  Getting it a lot in the memes thread too.  Like this.  "May be an image of blah blah with text".  Like what's doing that.  How does it know what the image and text are?  It's blowing my mind. 

 

The funny thing is that most of the time the description is enough for me to enjoy the meme.  Especially if I've already seen one that fits the description. 

 

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Something has changed. A few posts I have made a message came up and said “Your posts have been merged” and they were but the photos are slammed together making it look like one nonsensical meme. 
Also, a couple of times I posted a photo meme and then later the photo was a white box with an outline. Weird. 

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3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Also, a couple of times I posted a photo meme and then later the photo was a white box with an outline

A couple of times I copied and pasted strait from my email, after a short time they disappeared, left a notice " timed out". I found out I had to save images to my computer the post them from there.

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4 hours ago, Ramblin Gambler said:

 

Is anyone else getting a sentence instead of a picture?  Getting it a lot in the memes thread too.  Like this.  "May be an image of blah blah with text".  Like what's doing that.  How does it know what the image and text are?  It's blowing my mind. 

 

The funny thing is that most of the time the description is enough for me to enjoy the meme.  Especially if I've already seen one that fits the description. 

 

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Is this it?

 

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Had to save to my drive and upload. 

 

That has happened more than once here lately.

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