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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 I'd be looking around for Sigourney Weaver about then! 3 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Redleg Reilly, SASS #46372 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 30 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: Gotta to love Texas! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 6 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Annoying.mp4 As long as the bimmer owner doesn't try to eat the snow, it should be okay. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Old WD 40 advertisement This is a genuine Ad from 1964 when WD-40 was first released. Their Ad department sure had a delightful way with words. (I doubt you will see anything similar nowadays.) 2 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night,she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to Ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, And write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the Child Support payment to begin. One day, about 9 months later , he came home to his confused wife. 'You received a very strange postcard today,' she said. 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he replied. The wife obeyed. And watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without Send extra sauce. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 25 minutes ago, Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 said: Old WD 40 advertisement This is a genuine Ad from 1964 when WD-40 was first released. Their Ad department sure had a delightful way with words. (I doubt you will see anything similar nowadays.) There used to be an amazing video of filling a flat and snapping the tire back on the bead using WD 40 and a lighter. Apparently the Lords of the Internet didn't like it - couldn't find a link. If someone has one... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Moving to Chicago... Bobby P was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck...pale, hands shaking in fear. "What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked. "No, it's not that. I've been transferred to Chicago. The people are crazy there, right? Lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation." Bob replied, "I've lived in Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. I've worked there for 14 years and never had the slightest trouble." The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you've lived and worked there all those years and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck." 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 (edited) 2 hours ago, Rip Snorter said: There used to be an amazing video of filling a flat and snapping the tire back on the bead using WD 40 and a lighter. Apparently the Lords of the Internet didn't like it - couldn't find a link. If someone has one... Edited April 22 by Father Kit Cool Gun Garth added another youtube video 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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