Alpo Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Take your gooood mace - lollipop Then a saracen - you'll quickly drop You'll crack some heads - with the good mace lollipop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 ......SING IT ALPO !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 19, 2022 Author Share Posted March 19, 2022 I was at the airport and saw a woman wearing a tee shirt that said “GUESS”. I said “200 pounds?” She got really angry. I don’t understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 This is a true story about Suzee Silk Knickers. I know it's true, because she told it to me. She had gone to London to visit her brother. They were to meet in the Metro, or the Underground, or whatever the hell they call the Subway over there. She's standing where they're supposed to be, and she sees this guy giving her the eye. Up and down. Well, that's all right. She's a good looking woman. She's used to guys giving her the eye. At that time she was doing competitive swimming, and she said she was in the best shape of her life. The man walks over to her and asks, "100 pounds?". She shook her head and replied, "110". He appeared to think for a moment, then nodded and said, "d'accord". At that point her brother walked up, grinning, took the Frenchman by the elbow and led him away while talking to him. The Frenchman grinned and walked off. Her brother came back to her and said, "Suz, he wasn't asking your weight. He was asking your price". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Oh Dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 That is so cold. Probably comes from living up there in Canada. It freezes your milk of human kindness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Cruel and Unusual Punishment ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Bolg said: The indoor range that used to be in Cotati CA saw monks about once a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckshot Bear Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: I watch people crossing the road looking at their phones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 11 hours ago, Alpo said: That is so cold. Probably comes from living up there in Canada. It freezes your milk of human kindness. Freezes? That's flat out CURDLED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DocWard Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: I believe it’s self explanatory. Probably at a fairgrounds or somewhere where horse shows occur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Well ya wouldn't want em eatin the urinal cakes would ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted March 22, 2022 Author Share Posted March 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: Well ya wouldn't want em eatin the urinal cakes would ya Yeah! And definitely not out of the urinals in the Ladies Room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 4 hours ago, DocWard said: I believe it’s self explanatory. Probably at a fairgrounds or somewhere where horse shows occur. I don't know. The sign says BATHROOMS. Everywhere I've seen in this country where you can go in there to tinkle or poop, they call that a restroom. A bathroom would need to have either a tub or a shower or both. I'm having a little trouble visualizing a bathroom at a fairgrounds. But at a campground... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyesa Horg Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 12 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: I watch people crossing the road looking at their phones! I've almost run them over when they pop out from between cars. But they are Ivy league, so they are entitled to do whatever they want. You need to move your head like an owl driving thru Dartmouth, even at 5 mph. Got to watch one walk right into the side of an UPS truck stopped for the light. The phone went under the truck. Pretty funny from my perspective! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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