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And remember, a gerund takes a possessive pronoun.

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GOOD EXAMPLE:

Dressed in a diaper and drooling, Grandpa read a book to his granddaughter. :P

 

Grandfather and Baby Girl are Stock Footage Video (100% Royalty ...

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22 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I thought the correct answer was 42.

 

Isn't the correct answer always 42?

 

Thank you Mr. Adams for giving us the answer to life, the universe and everything.

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On 5/10/2020 at 11:24 AM, Utah Bob #35998 said:

And let’s be mindful of our spelling also, dang it.

And stop dangling those participles.

And to never split infinitives. 

And no matter, strive to never end a sentence with a preposition, but leave them inside. 

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

I thought the correct answer was 42.

 

Isn't the correct answer always 42?

I know how to play 42. 

It's a domino game my family has been playing for generations. 

Sorta like peeknuckle.

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3 hours ago, DocWard said:

 

Thank you Mr. Adams for giving us the answer to life, the universe and everything.

 

 

 yes, ..... Mr. Addams is the man who gave us the answer      :)

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52 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 yes, ..... Mr. Addams is the man who gave us the answer      :)

 

 

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4 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

that book must be a copy ........ with a misspell on the front ....  :unsure:

 

I could dig out my thirty-plus year old paperback copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide and double check, but Google insists it is 'Adams' as well. Searching 'Addams' redirects to Adams.

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Lurch??

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Timmy found his pet gerbil cleaning his room.

 

Set afire and melting, the guests were impressed by the exotic bananas foster dessert.

 

Loved for their small size and chipper dispositions, dog breeders everywhere are breeding chiweenies, a mix of dachshunds and chihuahuas. 

 

Flying out the window, Naomi spotted her missing parrot.

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I am so confused

 

Imis  (and no one who knows me is surprised)

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Throw Poppa down the stairs his hat.

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Da perfect Number is 36 D .....

 

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On 5/11/2020 at 1:11 PM, Dirty Dan Dawkins said:

Especially in the Saloon, well not in the Saloon,

Should have been

Especially in the Saloon; well, not in the Saloon

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On 5/11/2020 at 1:11 PM, Dirty Dan Dawkins said:

Don’t misplace your modifiers. Especially in the Saloon, well not in the Saloon, but in the Saloon in your sentences.

 

Wait....did I just violate my own request?

I've been violated in a Saloon afore. Would have been a crime iffin I hadn't a liked it so much.

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On 5/11/2020 at 1:11 PM, Dirty Dan Dawkins said:

Don’t misplace your modifiers. Especially in the Saloon, well not in the Saloon, but in the Saloon in your sentences.

 

Wait....did I just violate my own request?

 

I probably misplaced my modifier wherever I left my last pair of sunglasses.

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On 5/11/2020 at 5:06 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 yes, ..... Mr. Addams is the man who gave us the answer      :)

Charles, creator of  Uncle Fester & Gomez? :rolleyes:

 

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Sad news.  Today participle was hung.  Strung up by a gang of modifiers.

 

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On 5/12/2020 at 4:44 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

that book must be a copy ........ with a misspell on the front ....  :unsure:

 

On 5/12/2020 at 9:34 PM, DocWard said:

 

I could dig out my thirty-plus year old paperback copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide and double check, but Google insists it is 'Adams' as well. Searching 'Addams' redirects to Adams.

 

18 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

Charles, creator of  Uncle Fester & Gomez? :rolleyes:

 

On 5/12/2020 at 4:44 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

that book must be a copy ........ with a misspell on the front ....  :unsure:

 

I do apologise ..... it seems that I am confused and couldn't remember Addam from Adam ....... I' m sorry

 

:blush:

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1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 

I do apologise ..... it seems that I am confused and couldn't remember Addam from Adam ....... I' m sorry

 

:blush:

 

The only people who aren't making mistakes aren't doing anything.

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Winners never quit and quitters never win

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Proper nouns are important, too.  

 

Would you rather help your Uncle Jack off a horse, or, help your uncle jack off a horse.

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5 hours ago, Nasty Newt # 7365 said:

Proper nouns are important, too.  

 

Would you rather help your Uncle Jack off a horse, or, help your uncle jack off a horse.

 

 

 .... not to mention capitalization too, .... as well, ........................................ also.

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Alpo challenge:  what is the most misplaced modifier in English speech?

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