Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 When someone realizes their toilet paper has EXPIRED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Yeah I know. You have to check the expiration date.. It becomes thicker as it ages and gets slick like a magazine page. That’s why I don’t buy the big packages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 We have to use "septic safe" toilet paper so ours becomes more brittle with age. Let's say it's less effective................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Of course my toilet paper has expired. You think I want live toilet paper in my house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Bad link. Nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 14 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said: Bad link. Nevermind “Bad Link”...technical term for deteriorating perforations which lead to TP SS or Toilet Paper Sheet Separation. A very bad thing. Thanks for bringing it up Slim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: “Bad Link”...technical term for deteriorating perforations which lead to TP SS or Toilet Paper Sheet Separation. A very bad thing. Thanks for bringing it up Slim. I thought he was referring to the black guy on The Mod Squad. Kind of wondered what Clarence Williams III had to do with toilet paper. Did he hoard it all up until it expired? Wouldn't give Pete or Julie some? What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Calamity Kris said: We have to use "septic safe" toilet paper so ours becomes more brittle with age. Let's say it's less effective................ Sounds like you could end up with a handful of dust. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Or worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 3 hours ago, DocWard said: Of course my toilet paper has expired. You think I want live toilet paper in my house? I killed mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 when I run outta TP I'm just going to catch one of the rabbits in my yard. I heard poop doesn't stick to rabbit fur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Ramblin Gambler said: when I run outta TP I'm just going to catch one of the rabbits in my yard. I heard poop doesn't stick to rabbit fur. White rabbits and kittens are best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Funny that I was talking about the rabbits today. Apparently my dog heard about it and decided they make great appetizers. I will not post the picture my wife sent. Just a pair of hind legs left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Publix sells recycled toilet paper and sometimes there are little brown spots on the tan paper, just saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Ofer Pete sake. I heard one on the radio the other day that some Texas state official (AG maybe but not sure) saying we should ease labeling requirements during this TP crisis. Seems there's some BIG company in Mexico that has warehouses busting with TP but can't sell it in the US because the packaging is all in Spanish. The rant was about Texans can probably figure out how to use it w/o instructions in English. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 We stock a lot of it here, but i do rotate my stock when we order new in. When the club house is in use( not now) and the pool is open( maybe not at all this year) we go through a lot. Never read the packages that closely until we got the lot before this one. Never knew there was "Professional" grade TP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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