Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 754 Posted May 5, 2019 I saw a meme on Facebook a few days ago that said to answer unknown callers on your phone with “It’s done, but there’s blood everywhere” and see if you get a response. So a couple of days ago my cell phone howled (howling coyote ringtone) and the number wasn’t in my contacts list. Normally I just ignore those calls and they go away without leaving a message. This time I answered it, and in a loud whisper said, “Okay, it’s done but there’s blood everywhere!” Silence on the line for about five seconds or so, then “beep”, whoever it was hung up. I personally found it immensely entertaining... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buffalo Creek Law Dog 291 Posted May 5, 2019 Until they call the police, and they trace the call to your cell phone. Then you will have some 'splainin to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 17,521 Posted May 5, 2019 How about this? Give it a listen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 754 Posted May 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Buffalo Creek Law Dog said: Until they call the police, and they trace the call to your cell phone. Then you will have some 'splainin to do. They called me, I didn't call them... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 9,515 Posted May 5, 2019 7 hours ago, Buffalo Creek Law Dog said: Until they call the police, and they trace the call to your cell phone. Then you will have some 'splainin to do. Given that the calls are made by a computer I doubt the scammer on the other end has any way of knowing the number they are connected to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 2,833 Posted May 5, 2019 I say, "Don't you think SASS should have a Baptist Category?" click Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 4,461 Posted May 5, 2019 My dad was assistant superintendent of Nashville's jail for a time in the late '60/early '70s. When at home during that time and for many years after, without thinking, he'd answer the phone, "Metro Jail!" I'm certain he did it on purpose from time to time! Would have loved to be wherever the caller was when it happened!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 17,521 Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Blackwater 53393 said: My dad was assistant superintendent of Nashville's jail for a time in the late '60/early '70s. When at home during that time and for many years after, without thinking, he'd answer the phone, "Metro Jail!" I'm certain he did it on purpose from time to time! Would have loved to be wherever the caller was when it happened!! I used to answer my house phone with “County Morgue”. Got lots of hang ups. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seamus McGillicuddy 261 Posted May 5, 2019 “County Morgue, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em!” We had a lot of fun as kids in the ‘50s. Seamus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrel Cody 4,709 Posted May 5, 2019 "Pool hall, eight ball speaking, you rack em' we crack em'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 2,152 Posted May 5, 2019 "County coroner's office, how may I direct your call?" (delivered quickly in a business like tone like I've done it 1000's of times) gets a LOT of gasps and hangups, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 2,152 Posted May 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: "Pool hall, eight ball speaking, you rack em' we crack em'" I prefer Cold Shot Beer and Billiards and just asking if I can 'he'p' them with the country Southern accent turned up to 11. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrel Cody 4,709 Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: I prefer Cold Shot Beer and Billiards and just asking if I can 'he'p' them with the country Southern accent turned up to 11. I can't get my drawl below 14. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MizPete 1,071 Posted May 6, 2019 God bless you, darlin'. Good shooting with you in KY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 391 Posted May 6, 2019 Mr Mabe a flaming homosexual? Well I'll be darned, never would have thought it! He sure was deep in the closet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrel Cody 4,709 Posted May 6, 2019 9 minutes ago, MizPete said: God bless you, darlin'. Good shooting with you in KY. Were you at KY state this weekend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace_of_Hearts 873 Posted May 6, 2019 Up until I got rid of my house phone I would answer it "HEAVEN....... God speaking". People that knew me just laughed..... Telemarketers were SILENT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Go West 226 Posted May 6, 2019 By staying on the line, you agree to pay $5.99 per minute...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MizPete 1,071 Posted May 6, 2019 18 hours ago, Tyrel Cody said: Were you at KY state this weekend? At Ponderosa Pines they call me Miss Bobbie. Other places I'm Mrs. Pete. I scored you on Posse 4 & ProSteel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrel Cody 4,709 Posted May 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, MizPete said: At Ponderosa Pines they call me Miss Bobbie. Other places I'm Mrs. Pete. I scored you on Posse 4 & ProSteel. Thank you for doing that! Next time we're at a match together, if I don't introduce myself feel free to hit me upside the head with the score-book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trailrider #896 1,453 Posted May 7, 2019 On 5/5/2019 at 5:18 PM, Seamus McGillicuddy said: “County Morgue, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em!” We had a lot of fun as kids in the ‘50s. Seamus Years ago, long before I was born, my late uncle had a fraternity brother whose father was an undertaker. They used to answer the phone, "You call, we a haul!" The same fraternity brother, when tying the bow ties for formal dances, would make the guys lay down on the dining room table. Claimed that was the only way he could tie a tie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
