Coffee...

[Dantankerous 2,303]

[Perro Del Diablo 575]

Either the spoon floats or dissolve. Which way do you drink it? 

[DocWard 2,562]

7 minutes ago, Country Wildman said:

Either the spoon floats or dissolve. Which way do you drink it? 

 

What the heck you need a spoon for? Ya don't eat it. 

[Perro Del Diablo 575]

1 hour ago, DocWard said:

 

What the heck you need a spoon for? Ya don't eat it. 

Check if coffee is strong enougg

[Forty Rod SASS 3935 2,700]

21 minutes ago, Country Wildman said:

Check if coffee is strong enougg

It is if you can sculpt it.  

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 1,937]

"Strong enough to float a horseshoe... hot enough to make it wilt... and if there are still some road apple crumbs clinging to that horseshoe, it'll just add to the flavor."  

[Forty Rod SASS 3935 2,700]

1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

It is if you can sculpt it.  

I make sausage gravy the same way..... and stew, too (he said poetically).....and milk shakes.  Lots of stuff is better when it's able to be sculpted.

 

Like the old TV ad said, "Try it.  You'll like it."

[Capt. James H. Callahan 343]

Some years ago I was at Cafe du Monde  in New Orleans, and I guess especially for an outsider, they could not believe that I did NOT want milk in my coffee. Good stuff Maynard.

JHC

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 9,092]

I like my coffee strong and black. I don’t like it chunky or sculpted but I do like it strong.

 

I am going to have to remember that line, Dantankerous. I word with lots of folks that I could use that line on...it might hurt dare wittle feewings but that’s okay. They hurt my nerves...

[Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 217]

https://www.1850coffee.com/coffees/ground-coffee/pioneer-blend-ground-coffee

 

My new favorite coffee

[Smuteye John SASS#24774 1,047]

7 hours ago, Dantankerous said:

That belongs on a t-shirt.

[J-BAR #18287 2,308]

9 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

That belongs on a t-shirt.

 

 

Yeah, I often spill coffee on my t-shirt.   

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 9,092]

10 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

That belongs on a t-shirt.

 

Actually, there is a company called Merchday that could make a small batch of these tee shirts. 

They have no minimum order but I’ll bet it wouldn’t be cheap.

 

[Smuteye John SASS#24774 1,047]

Come to think of it, that would probably look better on a coffee mug than a t-shirt.

[Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 556]

I like my Coffee ,, HOT , STRONG and BLACK but NOT BITTER ....

 

Jabez Cowboy

 

 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 4,322]

1 hour ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

Come to think of it, that would probably look better on a coffee mug than a t-shirt.

 

Smuteye:

       It actually does look better. 

 

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783 1,093]

2 hours ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

 

 

Yeah, I often spill coffee on my t-shirt.   

After awhile, I just pour boiling water thru my shirt for another cup of coffee.

 

[punxsutawneypete 97]

5 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

After awhile, I just pour boiling water thru my shirt for another cup of coffee.

 

 

I get BBQ sauce the same way.

[Sedalia Dave 4,223]

Its not really good unless it is good enough to wear.

[DocWard 2,562]

7 hours ago, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said:

I like my Coffee ,, HOT , STRONG and BLACK but NOT BITTER ....

 

Jabez Cowboy

 

 

 

One of the highlights of my military career was when I made a typically unflappable officer have coffee come out his nose. I used the “I like my coffee like I like my women “ setup, and when asked “hot and black?” I said “No, old and bitter.” His reaction and everyone else’s to his was priceless.