Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I got this e mail this morning. All I can say is "I AM INNOCENT!" Notice to Appear, You have to appear in the Court on the March 31.Please, do not forget to bring all the documents related to the case.Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come.The copy of Court Notice is attached to this email.Regards,Fred Johnston,Clerk of Court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 They finally caught up to you, eh? Don't let 'em get you without a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 I am going to barricade myself in the bathroom with my teddy bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I got this e mail this morning. All I can say is "I AM INNOCENT!" Notice to Appear, You have to appear in the Court on the March 31. Please, do not forget to bring all the documents related to the case. Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come. The copy of Court Notice is attached to this email. Regards, Fred Johnston, Clerk of Court. Notice to appear in an EMAIL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Yeah! I just know it is genuine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Knew it was only a matter of time. And don't take your Teddy Bear with you, the boys just wouldn't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Just me and pooh bear, doing 99 to life, on hard time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Are you going to go as the original Pooh with no clothes or the later Pooh that gave into PC and wears a shirt. Just saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Hey man, i am nothing if I am not PC. I eat that stuff up. Pooh has a shirt. We have not found him pants yet, but we are looking. I keep telling him CYA, Winnie, CYA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Uh... So wha'd ya allegedly do, Badger...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Hey man, i am nothing if I am not PC. I eat that stuff up. Pooh has a shirt. We have not found him pants yet, but we are looking. I keep telling him CYA, Winnie, CYA! When in the jail shower, heed your advice that you give Pooh! Know what I mean, Vern? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Who showers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I heard it is unhealthy and girls don't find it appealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Girls, in jail? I'm in the wrong place I guess. No girls here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 no, I mean when you get out. Girls like bad boys, didn't you know? Only girls at the jail here, work there, they be what nightmares are scared of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Make sure ya take your virtual guns with ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Ya want we should bake ya a cake with a file in it...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Wife got two phone calls this morning from "IRS". She did call the phone number from one call, but couldn't understand the person who answered, and so hung up! I told her that IRS NEVER contacts people by phone or e-mail. I even had my tax attorney call her to tell her that! (Wives never pay attention to husbands, do they?) He gave me a bunch of e-mails he received from other attorneys who had clients ask the same question. What worried me more than anything was the possibility of these scammers using our phone number to pay for long distance calls to the tune of thousands of dollars. The "best" one was a e-mail message purportedly from my bank...including the bank's logo and everything. They were "verifying strange activity on my account." For verification, would I please enter my SSN? I immediately hit the Delete key, and called my bank's fraud department to report it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Roll a double or use your Get out of Jail Fee card! Simple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 All I get is snake eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Well, we will just saddle up and bust you out! Old west movie style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben McCoy Rankin # 34239 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Can I have all yur fishin gear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Badger, I prefer my little yellow rubber ducky. But teddy bears are my second choice for company when in "sticky situations." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Can I have all yur fishin gear? All of it? That would be a load. And the fish are just beginning to awaken from the winter doldrums. Now you got me to cogitating, Reuben. I need to take an inventory on all them rods and reels and such. I got fishing gear strung for here to yesterday all over the house and basement. Just off of my head, I count six fly reels, four spinning reels, seven casting reels, and rods for each one save one. AND NONE OF THEM OR VIRTUAL. Shhhhh! Don't tell my wife how many I have. Badger, I prefer my little yellow rubber ducky. But teddy bears are my second choice for company when in "sticky situations." My rubber ducky sunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Badger, she is selling your guns to post your bail. At a dollar each I could not pass on them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben McCoy Rankin # 34239 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 All of it? That would be a load. And the fish are just beginning to awaken from the winter doldrums. Now you got me to cogitating, Reuben. I need to take an inventory on all them rods and reels and such. I got fishing gear strung for here to yesterday all over the house and basement. Just off of my head, I count six fly reels, four spinning reels, seven casting reels, and rods for each one save one. AND NONE OF THEM OR VIRTUAL. Shhhhh! Don't tell my wife how many I have. My rubber ducky sunk. WELL!!! They ain't gonna do u no good in jail!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Wife got two phone calls this morning from "IRS". She did call the phone number from one call, but couldn't understand the person who answered, and so hung up! I told her that IRS NEVER contacts people by phone or e-mail. I even had my tax attorney call her to tell her that! (Wives never pay attention to husbands, do they?) He gave me a bunch of e-mails he received from other attorneys who had clients ask the same question. What worried me more than anything was the possibility of these scammers using our phone number to pay for long distance calls to the tune of thousands of dollars. The "best" one was a e-mail message purportedly from my bank...including the bank's logo and everything. They were "verifying strange activity on my account." For verification, would I please enter my SSN? I immediately hit the Delete key, and called my bank's fraud department to report it! My wife got into an argument with the "IRS agent" on the phone just the other day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 My rubber ducky sunk. Well, you should have bought an ACME rubber ducky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 The guy that sold it to me was a coyote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I got this e mail this morning. All I can say is "I AM INNOCENT!" Notice to Appear, You have to appear in the Court on the March 31. Please, do not forget to bring all the documents related to the case. Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come. The copy of Court Notice is attached to this email. Regards, Fred Johnston, Clerk of Court. I got one. too. Didn't say WHICH court case. Didn't include Court Notice. I told them to send a cop with a warrant and we'd discuss it, otherwise KMA (Keep Me Advised ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Charlie, I won't be taken alive, and as you're really true friend I won't let them take you alive, either. HOWZAT FOR A BUDDY, BUDDY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Wife got two phone calls this morning from "IRS". She did call the phone number from one call, but couldn't understand the person who answered, and so hung up! I told her that IRS NEVER contacts people by phone or e-mail. I even had my tax attorney call her to tell her that! (Wives never pay attention to husbands, do they?) He gave me a bunch of e-mails he received from other attorneys who had clients ask the same question.What worried me more than anything was the possibility of these scammers using our phone number to pay for long distance calls to the tune of thousands of dollars. The "best" one was a e-mail message purportedly from my bank...including the bank's logo and everything. They were "verifying strange activity on my account." For verification, would I please enter my SSN? I immediately hit the Delete key, and called my bank's fraud department to report it! Watch for a LARGE long distance phone bill for calling the telephone number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 25, 2016 Author Share Posted March 25, 2016 Forty Rod, I have the barricade up and locked and loaded with a bunch of ammunition. I must have five or six bullets, along with four or five water filled balloons. I AM READY TO RUMBLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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