Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 342 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 If Kentucky Fried Chicken (Finger licking good) and Church's Chicken (I know what good is) merged, would the new slogan be "I know what finger licking good is?" What is finger licking good? Link to post Share on other sites
Blastmaster 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Author Share Posted March 23, 2010 This possee is taking this matter way to serious. Benefit of the doubt goes to the shooter don't you know. I am surprised Utah Bob hasn't chimed in. Link to post Share on other sites
Noz 2,020 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 This possee is taking this matter way to serious. Benefit of the doubt goes to the shooter don't you know. I am surprised Utah Bob hasn't chimed in. He's looking for the appropriate hat! Link to post Share on other sites
Silver Jack Hammer, SASS #56398 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Do you know the difference between a duck..? Link to post Share on other sites
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 1,038 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Why won't he just release his birth certificate? Link to post Share on other sites
Mustang Gregg 202 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Cause he was born in Kenya! Link to post Share on other sites
Iron Pony 1 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Have we heard a "tastes great versus less filling" yet? But to the original question... Blastmaster the reason we go OT so readily, as should be obvious from the contents of the thread, is that we all have the attention span of 5th graders and the sense of humor to match. Aint it great. Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Drover 17 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Which gun would you have bou......Did ya hear the one about the politican who said the vast majority Americans were against the proposed legislation because IT DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH!? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Henry Horns SASS #19579L Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Thirty days hath Septober, April, June & no wonder, all the rest have peanut butter, except Grandma...she has a tricycle. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Henry Horns SASS #19579L Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Which gun would you have bou......Did ya hear the one about the politican who said the vast majority Americans were against the proposed legislation because IT DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH!? I'm against most legislators, because they haven't gone far enough....East into the Atlantic. WOW, that would bump up the pollution level. H Link to post Share on other sites
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 7,344 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Would you like to see another photo of my dog? Blastmaster, when you have a face-to-face conversation, don't topics evolve and tangents happen? I've seen apologies for going OT. I've seen new threads opened to not derail the original post. Sometimes folks try to stay OT. Sometimes, they don't. It's no big deal to me, unless it's my thread. There are many things that bother me much more, like speeelin' and grammer. Regards, Allie "who might be in for trouble now" Mo Link to post Share on other sites
crooked jake,4371 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ʎɐʍʎuɐ ʇsod ןɐuıƃıɹo ǝɥʇ spɐǝɹ oɥʍ Link to post Share on other sites
Madd Mike #8595 2 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal TKD, Sass # 36984L 183 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Chickens with Guns??? Thought it was Chickens in Choppers. Link to post Share on other sites
Seldom Seen #16162 28 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 APPLES AND ORANGES!!! All everyone ever want to talk about is apples and oranges. Why don't we talk about bananas sometimes? Link to post Share on other sites
Deja Vous 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 What was the topic? I forgot... hmmm Oh, yeah it was about the new overpasses created by the "brains" in our community in Springfield. .. lol.. Oh, that was maybe the newspaper website? Not sure.. Okay.. fill me in what are we talking about now? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paniolo Cowboy SASS #75875 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I actually did laugh out loud at this one! While a broad smile or mild chuckle might engender the typed LOL response a real guffaw is a rare thing from me while I sit and read at the computer. I think it was from learning to control my laughter while reading comic books hidden inside my text book in Mrs Weatherwax's 3rd period study hall that I learned to subvocalize my amusement. Of course it might have been that the trek to school ad just tuckered me out. Cheers Windy "subvocalize"? What the heck is subvocalize? Is that like a mouse fart in the forest where no one heard the tree fall beside the spelt milk under the bridge? Why hasn't anyone started a Wild Bunch of Baptist Category? And what eggzakly would a Wild Baptist Category look like? William Holden because no one wants to be Warren Oats! Yes, and one of your cat too! Everyone knows "Boneless Chicken" is a Hard Boiled Egg! And yes there is no different between a "lame duck" and a RHINO ... they're both named ARNOLD! How many guys in the Wild Bunch actually used a 1911s at the end? http://www.cinemaisdope.com/news/films/wil...ldbunch1969.jpg http://kenoath.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/wild-bunch4.jpg Link to post Share on other sites
Waimea 838 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ʎɐʍʎuɐ ʇsod ןɐuıƃıɹo ǝɥʇ spɐǝɹ oɥʍ How did you do THAT???? Inquiring minds want to know. Link to post Share on other sites
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 This is just a observation that I see time and time again on just about every thread on the Wire. For example. On a recent thread, the original poster asked a simple question of which gun to purchase, "Gun A of caliber x" or "Gun B of caliber y" ? You would think it couldn't get any simpler that that. But there were some that ignored the question and answered "Gun C" or "Gun D". Why give an answer that is off topic? Blastmaster It's okay Blastmaster, every one gets Hi-Jacked once in awhile..I'm a Hi-Jacker....sometimes. I like the gun "M", caliber "Many" Have a doughtnut on me Pard, MS Link to post Share on other sites
Holden A. Grudge 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 LOOSE is not LOSE. If that don't make sense, ya might have a screw lose or be loosing your mind. Link to post Share on other sites
Madd Mike #8595 2 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 is that like l ser Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,732 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 It is just too difficult to stop My name is Badger Mountain Charlie and I am a thread hijacker. I feels so much better now. Confession is good for the soul. Link to post Share on other sites
Wyatt 250 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Hey Allie Mo, Your name is spelled wrong Link to post Share on other sites
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 342 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 APPLES AND ORANGES!!! All everyone ever want to talk about is apples and oranges. Why don't we talk about bananas sometimes? Hey buddy! How 'bout giving the apples and oranges a break? Bananas get all the attention. It doesn't matter that a monkey will eat an orange or an apple just as quickly as they will a banana, but does anyone ever mention that? Did you ever see a stuffed monkey toy holding an orange or an apple? No! Get real...you...you...you...fruit racist! Buck D.(guy who is always amazed how someone will take exception to nothing and pick a fight) Law Link to post Share on other sites
EE Taft 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Well, now,Buried in all this mess of fried chicken.........Mmmmm fried chicken..... and feelings of childhood memories some folks have given pretty good answers to the topic. Some times ya just gotta jump over the bull sh@t! Oh, and the perfect omlet consist of 7 eggs not 3. Allie Mo (no e), By OT did you mean ON TOPIC OR OFF TOPIC? Attention span is a big problem with the childish mind because............. what was I sayin' again? ~EE Taft~ Tastes like chicken! Link to post Share on other sites
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 342 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 LOOSE is not LOSE. If that don't make sense, ya might have a screw lose or be loosing your mind. Doesn't damnit! This drives me....apples and oranges! You see! Another example of how bananas gets all the attention. Buck D. (guy who fights for the rights of all fruits on the Wire) Law Link to post Share on other sites
EE Taft 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ʎɐʍʎuɐ ʇsod ןɐuıƃıɹo ǝɥʇ spɐǝɹ oɥʍ Yeah, I wanna know how you did that too!! I tried turning my keyboard upside down and that didn't work at all. ~EE Taft~ And I don't think snake tastes like chicken at all. Snake has it's own taste. IMHO. Link to post Share on other sites
Holden A. Grudge 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Doesn't damnit! This drives me....apples and oranges! You see! Another example of how bananas gets all the attention. Buck D. (guy who fights for the rights of all fruits on the Wire) Law We have Orange Juice We have Apple Juice The Orange bowl The Apple Cup (for WA pards) Oranges are from Florida Apples are from Washington Bananas are simply un American! IMHO, YMMV, MY 2Cents, FWIW, My veiw from the saddle or the barn or the porch. Link to post Share on other sites
Blastmaster 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Author Share Posted March 23, 2010 I feel better already about being, and seeing other post being hi-jacketed, after completing the 12-step course dealing with cabin fever. Link to post Share on other sites
Danite SASS #27034 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Calvary is a hill in Jerusalem. Link to post Share on other sites
Tuco Forsyth #72674 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Boiled cabbage gives me gas! Link to post Share on other sites
Cypress Sun 3,568 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I used to have both a banana tree (don't know why they call 'em trees) and an orange tree in my back yard. They both attracted fruit rats and raccoons. Many of the raccoons and rats died soon after eating the fruits from the trees. I just figured that the fruit must have been toxic to them, but it was later diagnosed as lead poisoning. Hmm, go figure. Link to post Share on other sites
Shady McLarry #62056L 0 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 interesting............you think that's chicken under that fried crust! Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal TKD, Sass # 36984L 183 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Boiled cabbage gives me gas! By all means, never eat boiled cabbage if you are going to be running the timer at a shoot. Link to post Share on other sites
Cypress Sun 3,568 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I feel better already about being, and seeing other post being hi-jacketed, after completing the 12-step course dealing with cabin fever. Glad we could be of assistance to you, always willing to help you know! Link to post Share on other sites
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