Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 It's gonna be interesting. Imis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 9 days! I have a full day next Thursday, so we’ll be rolling into Bell Buckle on the late side of the day, but I plan to hit the hay early so I can get my beauty sleep and open up a good ole can of whoop azz on a couple of puddin eatin Tennessee trash talkers Friday morning. This Saturday at Ocoee Rangers will be a dry run for the main event. Widder will be there but I expect TW will be shaking in his boots, praying over a pile of chicken feet, and researching in his book of excuses. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Jake Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Here is actual photo of Widder giving TW a bunch f $15 bills n exchange for some $9 and $6. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 HEHEHEHEHEHE. And what's funny is that TW believed that $15 bill was real. I took the $9 bill and paid Capt BB the money I owned him. I used the $6 bill to buy a burger and Pepsi down in Alabama. Ya just don't wake up on the morning and put one over on Ole Widder. ..........Widder 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 1 hour ago, Captain Bill Burt said: 9 days! I have a full day next Thursday, so we’ll be rolling into Bell Buckle on the late side of the day, but I plan to hit the hay early so I can get my beauty sleep and open up a good ole can of whoop azz on a couple of puddin eatin Tennessee trash talkers Friday morning. This Saturday at Ocoee Rangers will be a dry run for the main event. Widder will be there but I expect TW will be shaking in his boots, praying over a pile of chicken feet, and researching in his book of excuses. I hate to tell you this Capt BB, but the combination of 'Beauty, Sleep and Capt BB' is call the Oxymoron Trifecta. You might get enough rest to whoop up on a few folks on Friday, but looking beautiful won't be part of the equation. As for me, I'm old, ugly and slow and I already 'rest' all during the day..... I'll be in Bell Buckle Wednesday. Likely, Slick McClade will be there Wednesday evening also. He and I will be sharing a room on Wednesday at the B&B but then he'll have his own room for Thursday on. ..........Widder 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells Comin Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I hate to tell you this Capt BB, but the combination of 'Beauty, Sleep and Capt BB' is call the Oxymoron Trifecta. You might get enough rest to whoop up on a few folks on Friday, but looking beautiful won't be part of the equation. As for me, I'm old, ugly and slow and I already 'rest' all during the day..... I'll be in Bell Buckle Wednesday. Likely, Slick McClade will be there Wednesday evening also. He and I will be sharing a room on Wednesday at the B&B but then he'll have his own room for Thursday on. ..........Widder One night stand ? 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Chicken George, Hells Commin, etc..... For all those coming from other states, ya might consider bringing some sort of Nasal Spray. Pollen (Polin) effects ALL of us, even around here. And a little precaution can turn your weekend into a more pleasant event, especially if you're not fighting a sinus infection or runny nose. I ain't a doctor..... but trust me on this one. I don't have bad allergies, but I do keep my sinus situation to a minimum by using a little vaseline in my nostrils. Every little bit of precaution helps. Safe travels. ,..........Widder 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickamauga Slim Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Hey all of you cowboys & cowgirls, Having finally obtained my official testing center license from Cracker Jack, Inc., I will be offering a special rate on my free IQ testing at the Wartrace Range on Thursday. 1 person @ $5, couples testing @ $12 and get the family special, all family members for $3 (limit of 14 children per family) as this skews the results. This free IQ test usually takes about 2 minutes total. Your time may vary, it took TW 2 1/2 hours to figure out the first question. Made me revamp the test and ask for your name at the end. Cash only, no refunds due to the nature of the exam. We accept walk-ins but appointments will speed things up. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells Comin Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Tw should be retested. Have you been reading his post ? Leave the name requirement off for him or it will take 5 hours this time. This way some on his buddies will have a chance to take the test. If they take the test - Obviously there will not be time left for anyone else. I had mine Done by Bidens Doctor and he said I was sharp as a tack. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 @Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 any chance we can get Posse lists? I want to know who is stuck shooting with me. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 22 Author Share Posted May 22 2 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said: @Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 any chance we can get Posse lists? I want to know who is stuck shooting with me. I don’t know if they’re made yet or not, I don’t have anything to do with that? Randy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 2 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said: @Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 any chance we can get Posse lists? I want to know who is stuck shooting with me. I think you are on a Posse with Dr. Smellfunkus and Ivan Bottlestopper. I don't know why, but rumor is that Whiskey told Dixie NOT to put any children on a Posse with you or TW. Must have something to do with that background check. ..........Widder 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 23 Author Share Posted May 23 Rebekah, Mountaineer Mac’s Mom and I got the first round of target painting finished today. Randy 5 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 Looks like fun!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 23 Author Share Posted May 23 On 5/10/2024 at 7:25 AM, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: Don’t forget Thursday the 30th is “Are You Tough Enough To Wear Pink “ day. We will be collecting money Thursday and all weekend for the American Cancer Society, please consider donating as we all have been or know someone who has been touched by cancer. If you wish to donate by check please make it out to the American Cancer Society. Thanks Randall Wanted to remind everyone not to forget your PINK. I hope to see lots of pink in 1 week!! Thanks Randy 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickamauga Slim Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Whiskey snuck in a new event this year. Don't miss the Cowboy Bingo, Thursday afternoon beginning at 3:30pm. Get your cards and get chances to win some great prizes! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Badly Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 (edited) On 5/23/2024 at 7:43 PM, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: Wanted to remind everyone not to forget your PINK. I hope to see lots of pink in 1 week!! Thanks Randy I believe I still have some of these Edited May 25 by Mister Badly 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 (edited) Hells Comin is on his way from AZ and rumor has it a WHUPPIN is comin with him. kR Edited May 25 by Kid Rich 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 25 Author Share Posted May 25 1 minute ago, Kid Rich said: Hells Comin is on his way from AZ and rumor has it a WHUPPIN is comin with him. kR I've been meaning to ask him if Wyatt was coming with him? Randy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tn Tombstone Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 Looking forward to seeing Hells Coming again. I used to see him at BorderTown each year but since I have had to lay low for a few years have not seen him much. I just moved down a place to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 3 hours ago, Tn Tombstone said: Looking forward to seeing Hells Coming again. I used to see him at BorderTown each year but since I have had to lay low for a few years have not seen him much. I just moved down a place to say the least. And we all thought you was good people. Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells Comin Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 Today at Texas State I shot like Hell ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 25 Author Share Posted May 25 2 hours ago, Hells Comin said: Today at Texas State I shot like Hell ! Like Hells Comin? Randy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells Comin Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 34 minutes ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: Like Hells Comin? Nope saving it for Tennessee! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George* Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 10 hours ago, Kid Rich said: Hells Comin is on his way from AZ and rumor has it a WHUPPIN is comin with him. kR Are you on your way? You should have used this... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells Comin Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 I'm coming for u and Hells Comin with me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 9 minutes ago, Hells Comin said: I'm coming for u and Hells Comin with me. If I couldn't shoot a 97 faster than you, I wouldn't even shoot one. TW. One what shoots a side by side. Barely. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Hell's Comin's reputation with a 97 precedes him and the TN State should be so proud to have him and a few others of equal reputation coming from a galaxy, far, far away and bringing their '97 Light Sabres with them. Its gonna be 'Katie Bar The Door' next Thursday at the side matches and no place for the faint of heart. How fast can you say..... "6 in, 6 out, 6 down"? ..........Widder 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells Comin Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 2 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Hell's Comin's reputation with a 97 precedes him and the TN State should be so proud to have him and a few others of equal reputation coming from a galaxy, far, far away and bringing their '97 Light Sabres with them. Its gonna be 'Katie Bar The Door' next Thursday at the side matches and no place for the faint of heart. How fast can you say..... "6 in, 6 out, 6 down"? ..........Widder 3.73 seconds 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 26 Author Share Posted May 26 On 5/22/2024 at 6:27 AM, Kid Rich said: Whoever finds the pink "Georgia good luck charm" will win the mystery door prize. kR PS Mister Badly found it a couple years ago. Wow, I already found it and the match ain’t started yet! Randy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 4 minutes ago, Hells Comin said: 3.73 seconds That's fast.... real fast! ..........Widder 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 I cant even break under 3 seconds for 6kd with a 97. Of course I cant break under 8 seconds with one neither. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 15 minutes ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: Wow, I already found it and the match ain’t started yet! Randy Dang. I found it one year and just took it on home with me. It did taste good though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells Comin Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 21 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: That's fast.... real fast! ..........Widder Yes and I have ocean front property for sale in Arizona. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 (edited) My time is closer to 5.00 seconds...... I studder a lot. The Widder of old has become the old Widder of slow. And the only thing TW breaks is 'wind'. He wears one of them signs on his back side that reads.....'Stay Back 50 feet'. ..........Widder Edited May 26 by Widder, SASS #59054 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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