Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 20, 2024 Posted May 20, 2024 For all you 'newbie' visitors to Wartrace, there ain't no small nor distant targets..... trust me. As a GF, the target placements, scenarios, etc..... could not be better to allow middle of the pack shooters to have some good runs and shoot clean. This is one of those matches where Mr. & Mrs. Sloberknocker are driving back home to Bucksnort and Mrs Sloberknocker tells the hubby that she shot one of her best matches ever and loved the target setup. That's just how it is. Big Whiskey and the Moonshine Regulators do a tremendous job in every respect. And you'll love the Friday night giveaways. Side matches have no limit and best run of the day wins. And don't forget the RIMFIRE Speed Side Match.. I'm sponsoring that again. Bring your favorite lever or pump .22 and wear those targets out. And if you've never handled a Widder Soft Stroke, track me down and check out mine. And don't forget the 'Cut The Rope' challenge. and of course, you'll get to meet TN Williams as he kisses all the women and hugs all the babies...... Just don't get in a liars contest with him........ and don't loan him any money..... ELEVEN DAYS AND COUNTING! ..........WIDDER
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 20, 2024 Author Posted May 20, 2024 1 hour ago, Chicken George* said: This match just keeps looking better and better! Did I hear that ya'll post the stages ahead of the match? Ask and yee shall receive! Randy State2024BOOKLETVer1.pdf
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 20, 2024 Posted May 20, 2024 Chicken George, Don't show those to TN Williams. Randy sends TW a copy of the stages from last years Bucksnort Annual Roundup Cowboy Match just to keep him confused. ..........Widder
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 20, 2024 Posted May 20, 2024 ROOMS AVAILABLE if you are coming to the TN State and don't already have a place to stay, a real nice B&B in Bell Buckle has TWO rooms available at this time. A few of us have already made our reservations. Its a nice place, right next to the small town of Bell Buckle and that great restaurant there. AND... a short drive to the range. Call Marie or Anita (sisters) at: 615 / 971-9365. (printed with permission). See you there! ..........Widder
Tell Sackett SASS 18436 Posted May 20, 2024 Posted May 20, 2024 18 hours ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: I took the picture from farthest rail from the targets to get a better picture, not from the rail you can shoot from. Randy I know they always look small in pictures! Just teasing a little! I’m looking forward to it, or was till I hit a deer this morning!! Not it looks like I’m gonna be driving my OLD van! Ugh
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 20, 2024 Author Posted May 20, 2024 2 hours ago, Tell Sackett SASS 18436 said: I know they always look small in pictures! Just teasing a little! I’m looking forward to it, or was till I hit a deer this morning!! Not it looks like I’m gonna be driving my OLD van! Ugh Ouch!
Hells Comin Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 22 hours ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: Should be posted sometime tonight. Thanks Randy First send them to me and I'll return them on Friday morning.
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 21, 2024 Author Posted May 21, 2024 27 minutes ago, Hells Comin said: First send them to me and I'll return them on Friday morning. They’re on this page about 5 posts up. Randy
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 I was talking with TN Williams this afternoon and I told him that I was trying to think of EXCUSES as to why I might not have a good match. So I ask him if I could borrow his 'Book Of Excuses'. He said he already loaned it to Capt BB. Go figure! ..........Widder
Captain Bill Burt Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 19 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I was talking with TN Williams this afternoon and I told him that I was trying to think of EXCUSES as to why I might not have a good match. So I ask him if I could borrow his 'Book Of Excuses'. He said he already loaned it to Capt BB. Go figure! ..........Widder Heck you two are the ones complaining about all these physical infirmities!
Tennessee williams Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 Speaking of Cap'n BB. This picture of one of my bantys reminds me of him for some reason.
Captain Bill Burt Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 The resemblance is amazing! It’s like looking in a mirror!
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 I ain't complaining about physical infirmities. Just because I broke my left wrist/arm TWICE before I was even eleven, you won't hear me complain because its almost healed up. ..........Widder
Tyrel Cody Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: So I ask him if I could borrow his 'Book Of Excuses'. He said he already loaned it to Capt BB. ..........Widder Wait! You mean to tell me that Capt. BB didn’t write that book?!!!
Captain Bill Burt Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 6 hours ago, Tyrel Cody said: Wait! You mean to tell me that Capt. BB didn’t write that book?!!! Nope! I was too busy helping Stephen Hawking write his book A Brief History of Time. He was stuck on some of the more advanced aspects of string theory so he asked me to help him through it. just sayin…
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 8 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said: The resemblance is amazing! It’s like looking in a mirror! Too much hair on the Banty. This is closer.
Captain Bill Burt Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 41 minutes ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: Too much hair on the Banty. This is closer. An even closer resemblance! For all my fans, I’ll be signing autographs after the match! For a modest fee of course.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 Here it is, 7:45 on Tuesday morning, and Capt BB has already put a post about 1 hour EARLIER today. I guess 'trouble' never sleeps. I heard a rumor he gets up early to 'dry fire practice' just to whoop up on some Tennessee boys. Well, that's a worthy cause, for sure..... CAPT..... I guess I'll see you at Cleveland this weekend. Bring your 'A' game again. The 'Enchantress' is looking for revenge! ..........Widder
Captain Bill Burt Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 19 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Here it is, 7:45 on Tuesday morning, and Capt BB has already put a post about 1 hour EARLIER today. I guess 'trouble' never sleeps. I heard a rumor he gets up early to 'dry fire practice' just to whoop up on some Tennessee boys. Well, that's a worthy cause, for sure..... CAPT..... I guess I'll see you at Cleveland this weekend. Bring your 'A' game again. The 'Enchantress' is looking for revenge! ..........Widder Early to bed and early to rise makes a man...I forget the rest. You definitely shot well last month. I'll do my best to sneak by you again.
Rip Snorter Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 46 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said: Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. But, evil don't sleep, its takes no holiday, no rest, etc......... It will take your money, heart, soul, and Cadillac..... ..........Widder
Tennessee williams Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 10 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said: Nope! I was too busy helping Stephen Hawking write his book A Brief History of Time. He was stuck on some of the more advanced aspects of string theory so he asked me to help him through it. just sayin… See, that's why you're not as good at telling a lie as Widder. At least when he does it there's a modicum of truth in it. As much as I may lengthen the truth, even I myself can't stretch it to the point of saying I helped write it when the extent of my familiarity is limited to a quick perusal while ridding myself of yesterday's nanner pudding. Or as Widder would so eloquently put it.. You can't even lie good.
Captain Bill Burt Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 25 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: See, that's why you're not as good at telling a lie as Widder. At least when he does it there's a modicum of truth in it. As much as I may lengthen the truth, even I myself can't stretch it to the point of saying I helped write it when the extent of my familiarity is limited to a quick perusal while ridding myself of yesterday's nanner pudding. Or as Widder would so eloquently put it.. You can't even lie good. How many people could get you and Widder to agree on anything AND get you to call Widder eloquent? That right there is the work of a very stable genius! Besides string theory is a very basic unification of gravity and particle physics that’s probably taught in every decent high school! I’ll explain it to you while you’re at the loading table of your first stage, just before you shoot.
Krazy Kajun Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 2 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said: How many people could get you and Widder to agree on anything AND get you to call Widder eloquent? That right there is the work of a very stable genius! Besides string theory is a very basic unification of gravity and particle physics that’s probably taught in every decent high school! I’ll explain it to you while you’re at the loading table of your first stage, just before you shoot. The simplicity of it all is just to make sure you are on the first string! Kajun
Hells Comin Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 9 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: But, evil don't sleep, its takes no holiday, no rest, etc......... It will take your money, heart, soul, and Cadillac..... ..........Widder The Devil drives a coupe deville
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 21, 2024 Posted May 21, 2024 If Capt BB is on any string...... its the 'G' string. And the only string TW is familiar with is the string of nanner splits he can eat at one time. And ya want to hear something really funny about these two fellers....... They're BOTH a Black Pin. They got a lot in common. ..........Widder (I saved my best for last. I knew I could manipulate both of them into a conversation about each other..... )
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 22, 2024 Author Posted May 22, 2024 On 5/20/2024 at 3:33 PM, Tell Sackett SASS 18436 said: I know they always look small in pictures! Just teasing a little! I’m looking forward to it, or was till I hit a deer this morning!! Not it looks like I’m gonna be driving my OLD van! Ugh I was back at the range today and took a picture of the pistol targets on Stage 15 from the shooting position. They may be a little far for Bordertown, they’re 3 yards.
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 22, 2024 Author Posted May 22, 2024 I also got Stage 5 painted today and took pictures of it from shotgun, rifle and pistol positions. These are 24”x24” targets. Randy
Tennessee williams Posted May 22, 2024 Posted May 22, 2024 21 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: If Capt BB is on any string...... its the 'G' string. And the only string TW is familiar with is the string of nanner splits he can eat at one time. And ya want to hear something really funny about these two fellers....... They're BOTH a Black Pin. They got a lot in common. ..........Widder (I saved my best for last. I knew I could manipulate both of them into a conversation about each other..... ) I done told you. The first liar ain't got a chance. I set the plan in motion years ago to manipulate you into manipulating Cap'n BB to start having to lie about pseudosciences and this Hawk Stephens feller. As far as strings go, the onliest one you need to know about is the 3rd string. @Krazy Kajun waits til all the pretty girls leave and the 3rd string starts their shift before he will go in the club. All in the name of saving a few dollars. That feller there ain't right.
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted May 22, 2024 Author Posted May 22, 2024 11 minutes ago, Hells Comin said: Any Dairy Queen around the area ? I expect Tennessee Williams can give you the address of every Dairy Queen in the South! Randy
Krazy Kajun Posted May 22, 2024 Posted May 22, 2024 1 hour ago, Tennessee williams said: I done told you. The first liar ain't got a chance. I set the plan in motion years ago to manipulate you into manipulating Cap'n BB to start having to lie about pseudosciences and this Hawk Stephens feller. As far as strings go, the onliest one you need to know about is the 3rd string. @Krazy Kajun waits til all the pretty girls leave and the 3rd string starts their shift before he will go in the club. All in the name of saving a few dollars. That feller there ain't right. Dollars are hard to come by....gotta save them for the good stuff. I found some of the good stuff....nuff said. Kajun
Hells Comin Posted May 22, 2024 Posted May 22, 2024 16 minutes ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: I expect Tennessee Williams can give you the address of every Dairy Queen in the South! Randy That's what I was hoping. Didn't Widder say TW was buying.
Tyrel Cody Posted May 22, 2024 Posted May 22, 2024 55 minutes ago, Hells Comin said: That's what I was hoping. Didn't Widder say TW was buying. He’s been known to spin a tale or two so I wouldn’t count on that…
Kid Rich Posted May 22, 2024 Posted May 22, 2024 Whoever finds the pink "Georgia good luck charm" will win the mystery door prize. kR PS Mister Badly found it a couple years ago.
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