Alpo Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 I'm a psychopath Because I drink my coffee black https://www.rd.com/article/coffee-black-psychopath-study/
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 It doesn't say anything about those of us who don't drink coffee. Hmm.
Tyrel Cody Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 I rarely drink coffee, but when I do it's plain old black coffee.
Texas Lizard Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 10 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: I rarely drink coffee, but when I do it's plain old black coffee. I guess that makes you a part time psychopath.....Going by the study....I guess shrinks have nothing to do then put us some part of life... Texas Lizard
PowderRiverCowboy Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 Welcome to the crew then ! you showed up late to the party . Of course those that knew me from convoys in Iraq, and Afghanistan could have told you that . They would give me the freeze dried single packets of Coffee out of MRE's . I would open a couple pour into my mouth and a swig of water , in with the thermos of Coffee my KBR team always had for me .
Texas Maverick Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 I guess I am sweet and lovable since I like a little coffee with my cream and sugar during those few times that I drink coffee. LOl TM
Pat Riot Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: It doesn't say anything about those of us who don't drink coffee. Hmm. Oh, you’re absolutely crazy! Love my coffee and I love it black. Not a psychopath though. I am just limited on my social tolerances. Doctor recently asked me “How are we going to limit your coffee intake?” I said “There’s no we involved here. I have limited myself to 32 ounces per day on average. That’s a milestone, trust me. If you think ‘we’ need to limit our intake then one of us needs to quit coffee altogether. I vote that person is you. I am not cutting back any more.” I said this while smiling. That makes it better.
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 14 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: Oh, you’re absolutely crazy! Never claimed to the contrary. "I've always been crazy, it's kept me from going insane".
Buckshot Bear Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Alpo said: Now I know what's wrong with me Nah you haven't guessed right yet.
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 limit coffee intake I have 2 or better 12 cup pots per day , BLACK and strong , ya just don't want to mess with me , if the coffee low light be burning CB
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 I drink my 3+ cups of coffee in the AM with Coffee-Mate and sugar. Does this mean I'm just half crazy?? My defense attorney may require this information. Thanks .
Pat Riot Posted September 19, 2023 Posted September 19, 2023 19 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I drink my 3+ cups of coffee in the AM with Coffee-Mate and sugar. Does this mean I'm just half crazy?? My defense attorney may require this information. Thanks . No, only if you use Half & Half. By the way, your attorney knows you’re more than half crazy.
Presidio Posted September 20, 2023 Posted September 20, 2023 Guess I drink too much. I'm starting to believe in our POTUS. I get up early with it. I drink it all day. I go to bed with it. Guess they better reserve me a padded room.
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted September 20, 2023 Posted September 20, 2023 7 hours ago, Presidio said: Guess I drink too much. I'm starting to believe in our POTUS. Please, seek help. IMMEDIATELY!
Cypress Sun Posted September 20, 2023 Posted September 20, 2023 7 hours ago, Presidio said: Guess I drink too much. I'm starting to believe in our POTUS. I get up early with it. I drink it all day. I go to bed with it. Guess they better reserve me a padded room. Starting to believe in the POTUS? Padded room isn't going to cure that...high voltage electric shock therapy might work...maybe.
Alpo Posted September 20, 2023 Author Posted September 20, 2023 Y'all are misspelling POSITWH ( POS In The White House).
Sedalia Dave Posted September 20, 2023 Posted September 20, 2023 Wonder what that made my Grandpa? He drank between 3 and 4 quarts of coffee every day for as long as I can remember.
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 20, 2023 Posted September 20, 2023 my morning coffee is a goodly sprinkle of cinnamon sugar,6 teaspoons of sugar, milk and 3 teaspoons of instant coffee (NOT decaff, do you think I'm crazy) in a 1/2 litre cup with hot water. if I remember to take out the spoon my eyes don't hurt. if I don't drink it all before it goes stonecold that last bit goes through me like an express train
John Kloehr Posted September 20, 2023 Posted September 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: my morning coffee is a goodly sprinkle of cinnamon sugar,6 teaspoons of sugar, milk and 3 teaspoons of instant coffee (NOT decaff, do you think I'm crazy) in a 1/2 litre cup with hot water. if I remember to take out the spoon my eyes don't hurt. if I don't drink it all before it goes stonecold that last bit goes through me like an express train I used to drink it black, but then my tummy complained a bit and i discovered real half and half makes real coffee better. And solved the tummy problem. While i did not read the article, I guess I should consider I am either a former psychopath or a psychopath with a tummy problem. You, on the other hand... your diagnosis must start with your delusion as to what coffee is...
Buckshot Bear Posted September 21, 2023 Posted September 21, 2023 Would Alpo only have one problem or would it be a list..... Quite a long list?
Matthew Duncan Posted September 21, 2023 Posted September 21, 2023 I understand that the caffeine in coffee is bad for you so I drink Mountain Dew instead.
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