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10 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said:

I rarely drink coffee, but when I do it's plain old black coffee.

I guess that makes you a part time psychopath.....Going by the study....I guess shrinks have nothing to do then put us some part of life...

 

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Welcome to the crew then !  you showed up late to the party .

Of course those that knew me from convoys in Iraq, and Afghanistan could have told you that . They would give me the freeze dried single packets of Coffee out of MRE's . I would open a couple pour into my mouth and a swig of water , in with the thermos of Coffee my KBR team always had for me . 

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I guess I am sweet and lovable since I like a little coffee with my cream and sugar during those few times that I drink coffee. LOl

 

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1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

It doesn't say anything about those of us who don't drink coffee. Hmm.

Oh, you’re absolutely crazy! :lol:
 

 

Love my coffee and I love it black. Not a psychopath though. I am just limited on my social tolerances. 
 

Doctor recently asked me “How are we going to limit your coffee intake?”

I said “There’s no we involved here. I have limited myself to 32 ounces per day on average. That’s a milestone, trust me. If you think ‘we’ need to limit our intake then one of us needs to quit coffee altogether. I vote that person is you. I am not cutting back any more.” I said this while smiling. That makes it better. 

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I drink my 3+ cups of coffee in the AM with Coffee-Mate and sugar.

Does this mean I'm just half crazy??

 

My defense attorney may require this information.

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19 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

I drink my 3+ cups of coffee in the AM with Coffee-Mate and sugar.

Does this mean I'm just half crazy??

 

My defense attorney may require this information.

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No, only if you use Half & Half. 
 

By the way, your attorney knows you’re more than half crazy. ;)

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Guess I drink too much.  I'm starting to believe in our POTUS.:lol:

 

I get up early with it.   I drink it all day.  I go to bed with it.

 

Guess they better reserve me a padded room.

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7 hours ago, Presidio said:

Guess I drink too much.  I'm starting to believe in our POTUS.:lol:

 

I get up early with it.   I drink it all day.  I go to bed with it.

 

Guess they better reserve me a padded room.

 

Starting to believe in the POTUS?

 

Padded room isn't going to cure that...high voltage electric shock therapy might work...maybe.

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my morning coffee is a goodly sprinkle of cinnamon sugar,6 teaspoons of sugar, milk and 3 teaspoons of instant coffee (NOT decaff, do you think I'm crazy) in a 1/2 litre cup with hot water. 

if I remember to take out the spoon my eyes don't hurt.

if I don't drink it all before it goes stonecold that last bit goes through me like an express train  :blush:

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1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

my morning coffee is a goodly sprinkle of cinnamon sugar,6 teaspoons of sugar, milk and 3 teaspoons of instant coffee (NOT decaff, do you think I'm crazy) in a 1/2 litre cup with hot water. 

if I remember to take out the spoon my eyes don't hurt.

if I don't drink it all before it goes stonecold that last bit goes through me like an express train  :blush:

I used to drink it black, but then my tummy complained a bit and i discovered real half and half makes real coffee better. And solved the tummy problem.

 

While i did not read the article, I guess I should consider I am either a former psychopath or a psychopath with a tummy problem.

 

You, on the other hand... your diagnosis must start with your delusion as to what coffee is...

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