Lawdog Dago Dom Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Sorry in advance! Kinda? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 For God's sake, ban him..... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Very old joke! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Bad humor. Though it does have pasta-bilities. What say you? Penne for your thoughts. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 ... ok, .... so he was an Italian chef, ...... but could he cook ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 How could he be an Italian chef? Chef is French. He would have to be an Italian capo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 1 hour ago, Alpo said: How could he be an Italian chef? Chef is French. He would have to be an Italian capo. Capo - head, boss, leader, chief Chef in Italian is capocuoco I looked it up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 This thread deserves 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Chef really has nothing to do with cooking. Chef means chief. He's the chief in the kitchen. The boss. He's le chef. In Spain the boss is El jefe. In Italy it is il capo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 I don't care about semantics, translations, etc. Offer me Italian food; I will do your bidding. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Whew, thought for a minute it might be Chef Boy-ar-dee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 13 hours ago, Pat Riot said: Capo - head, boss, leader, chief Chef in Italian is capocuoco I looked it up I have a capo for my guitar. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 9 hours ago, Alpo said: Chef really has nothing to do with cooking. Chef means chief. He's the chief in the kitchen. The boss. He's le chef. In Spain the boss is El jefe. In Italy it is il capo. Nice try. Ain’t buyin’ it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 Thieves broke into a police station and stole all the toilets. At this moment in time they have nothing to go on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy Me Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 offensive and funny, My kinda joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 Minkya, youse guys are killin me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 What do you a Italian with only one arm? A speech impediment. ( needs both arms waving when they talk ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 18 minutes ago, Matthew Duncan said: What do you a Italian with only one arm? A speech impediment. ( needs both arms waving when they talk ) I may have to get my cousin Louie on you for that joke! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 Somebody get a rope! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 Local tightrope walker was unable to change his insurance because of his outstanding balance. Just joined the local church’s bell ringing group. They said they would show me the ropes. A friend has just got a steady job. He’s a tightrope walker in a circus. I got a friend a rope tied to a bucket for their birthday. It went down well. Did I tell you the joke about the jump rope? Never mind, skip it. Police are searching for a gang who stole a series of ropes from the local toy shop. It’s believed they’ve skipped town. I’m struggling to get the slack out of a rope even after instruction. I guess some things just can’t be taut. Saw a group of people competing to see who could end up putting most knots in a series of ropes. They ended up tied. Really upset that the metal hooks tied to my rope have broken. I’m having a hard time grappling with this. Call me a cynic, but I think ropes were introduced by boat companies to raise sails. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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