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Very old joke!

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Bad humor. Though it does have pasta-bilities.

What say you? Penne for your thoughts. 

 

 

 

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How could he be an Italian chef? Chef is French.

 

He would have to be an Italian capo.

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

How could he be an Italian chef? Chef is French.

 

He would have to be an Italian capo.

 

Capo - head, boss, leader, chief 

 

Chef in Italian is capocuoco

 

 

I looked it up

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Chef really has nothing to do with cooking. Chef means chief. He's the chief in the kitchen. The boss. He's le chef.

 

In Spain the boss is El jefe.

 

In Italy it is il capo.

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I don't care about semantics, translations, etc.

 

Offer me Italian food; I will do your bidding.

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13 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

 

Capo - head, boss, leader, chief 

 

Chef in Italian is capocuoco

 

 

I looked it up

 

I have a capo for my guitar.

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9 hours ago, Alpo said:

Chef really has nothing to do with cooking. Chef means chief. He's the chief in the kitchen. The boss. He's le chef.

 

In Spain the boss is El jefe.

 

In Italy it is il capo.

Nice try. Ain’t buyin’ it. :lol:

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Minkya, youse guys are killin me!

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What do you a Italian with only one arm?

 

A speech impediment.  ( needs both arms waving when they talk )

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18 minutes ago, Matthew Duncan said:

What do you a Italian with only one arm?

 

A speech impediment.  ( needs both arms waving when they talk )

I may have to get my cousin Louie on you for that joke!:P

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Local tightrope walker was unable to change his insurance because of his outstanding balance.

 

Just joined the local church’s bell ringing group. They said they would show me the ropes.

 

A friend has just got a steady job. He’s a tightrope walker in a circus.

 

I got a friend a rope tied to a bucket for their birthday. It went down well.

 

Did I tell you the joke about the jump rope? Never mind, skip it.

 

Police are searching for a gang who stole a series of ropes from the local toy shop. It’s believed they’ve skipped town.

 

I’m struggling to get the slack out of a rope even after instruction. I guess some things just can’t be taut.

 

Saw a group of people competing to see who could end up putting most knots in a series of ropes. They ended up tied.

 

Really upset that the metal hooks tied to my rope have broken. I’m having a hard time grappling with this.

 

Call me a cynic, but I think ropes were introduced by boat companies to raise sails.

 

 

 

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