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....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Pro-x earmuffs? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard and while mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not.

Posted

I've met TW's wife.  

Her SASS alias is TN Whiskey.

I don't think a good pair of ear muffs are gonna help.

 

TW, you're gonna have to go deaf like me, and still plug your ears.   

But you better hope she don't see this thread.

 

P.S. - what's it worth for me not to show it to her?

 

..........Widder

 

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51 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Pro-x earmuffs? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard and while mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not.

You might want to buy her one of these. LOL   May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'Image Credit Wikimedia Commons The Orgone Accumulator was a device sold in the 1950s. Its inventor claimed it allowed a person sitting inside to attract orgone, a massless "healing energy." When the FDA was investigating the device they noted that one purchaser, a college professor, knew it was "phony" but found it "helpful because his wife sat quietly in it for four hours every day.'

Posted

Once you are in the doghouse she has no more leverage ... buy another gun.

 

My wife said she was going to cut me off, I said she couldn't, she didn't know where I was getting it.....

 

If I'm found dead you know it was my mouth....

Posted

TW's other half, TN Whiskey, was telling him about equality between men and women.

 

Of course, TW was trying to explain why there wasn't equality when he said:  "Men will have

to grow mouths twice as big to be equal with women".

 

Thats when the fight started.

 

..........Widder

 

Posted
51 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Men will have

to grow mouths twice as big to be equal with women".

 

That's 'cause men have bigger feet.

Posted
9 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Supreme Pro-x earmuffs with Bluetooth ? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard listening to music while she’s mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not, but turning up the music when she’s loud will help  

There, fixed it for you. image.png.2632a55f8755e60348339a0bf0c111d9.png

Posted
10 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

There, fixed it for you. image.png.2632a55f8755e60348339a0bf0c111d9.png

So, now does that mean you have some? I do want them but can't f8nd any to try on or anything.

Posted
52 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

So, now does that mean you have some? I do want them but can't f8nd any to try on or anything.

No, sorry. I don’t. I slum it with Howard Leight electronic sport muffs. ;)

Posted
17 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

No, sorry. I don’t. I slum it with Howard Leight electronic sport muffs. ;)

The top band hurts my head. I'm thinking the rear bands would be better. Hate to spend all that money and them not be any better!

Posted
24 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

The top band hurts my head. I'm thinking the rear bands would be better. Hate to spend all that money and them not be any better!

Quit doing things that cause your better half to thump you with her skillet and once the swelling goes down the top band won't hurt your head anymore. :P

Posted
2 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Quit doing things that cause your better half to thump you with her skillet and once the swelling goes down the top band won't hurt your head anymore. :P

She kind of jumps the gun on purchases a bit. She was going to order me a set last night but I told her I was gonna check the wire to see if anyone has used them. She asked me a bit ago if anybody had replied and I told her what I wrote up. I thought she was gonna fall off the couch laughing. Then she got all serious and said, "you been on the phone with Widder again aint ya."

Posted
11 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Pro-x earmuffs? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard and while mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not.

 

24 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

She kind of jumps the gun on purchases a bit. She was going to order me a set last night but I told her I was gonna check the wire to see if anyone has used them. She asked me a bit ago if anybody had replied and I told her what I wrote up. I thought she was gonna fall off the couch laughing. Then she got all serious and said, "you been on the phone with Widder again aint ya."

I don't respond to guys who re openly suicidal. :o

Posted

Suicidal from spouse?   Naw....he's to good to her.

 

he got her a new washer and dryer for Christmas last year.

Then got her an ironing board and new steam iron for her birthday.

 

Hold onto your hat cause his anniversary gift will make most wives jealous.

For their anniversary, he got her one of them new electric weed eaters AND.....an extra

battery because their property is pretty big and she can do the complete trim job

without having to stop and recharge the battery.

 

I just wish she wouldn't tell MY wife about all those nice gifts.   I only gave my wife

a new non-stick skillet to fry up my baloney sammiches.  And its a good thing I like

baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often.

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

Posted
6 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

I just wish she wouldn't tell MY wife about all those nice gifts.   I only gave my wife

a new non-stick skillet to fry up my baloney sammiches.  And its a good thing I like

baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often.

 

..........Widder

 

 

 


That right there ‘splains a LOT!! <_<

Posted
6 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Suicidal from spouse?   Naw....he's to good to her.

 

he got her a new washer and dryer for Christmas last year.

Then got her an ironing board and new steam iron for her birthday.

 

Hold onto your hat cause his anniversary gift will make most wives jealous.

For their anniversary, he got her one of them new electric weed eaters AND.....an extra

battery because their property is pretty big and she can do the complete trim job

without having to stop and recharge the battery.

 

I just wish she wouldn't tell MY wife about all those nice gifts.   I only gave my wife

a new non-stick skillet to fry up my baloney sammiches.  And its a good thing I like

baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often.

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

Both of you two gotta have a death wish or a fetish for sleeping outdoors in all weather.

 

I just ain't made up my mind about which one it is.

Posted

Y’all might think that the sangwidge comment was purt near dead on, but baloney ain’t what them two is full of!! :o :rolleyes:

Posted

   That reminds me of these 2 old fellers fishing on a boat near a bridge. They was catching good fish and having a good time. Well, a funeral procession came by and one of the fellers stood up, took his hat off and bowed his head. After the procession passed, the other guy said "Fred, I didn't know you was so respectable a man". Fred looked over at him and said, "we was married nearly 40 years. It's the least I could do".

Posted
9 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

And its a good thing I like

baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often.

 

Finally!  He admits that he's full of baloney!

Posted
2 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

   That reminds me of these 2 old fellers fishing on a boat near a bridge. They was catching good fish and having a good time. Well, a funeral procession came by and one of the fellers stood up, took his hat off and bowed his head. After the procession passed, the other guy said "Fred, I didn't know you was so respectable a man". Fred looked over at him and said, "we was married nearly 40 years. It's the least I could do".

Good raising just shows, sometimes.:D

Posted
2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Finally!  He admits that he's full of baloney!


Like I said!  Baloney ain’t what either of them two is full of!! <_<

Posted
39 minutes ago, Mercy Me said:

Whatever she says just say....OKAY and act like you are not paying attention.

I try to do just that. 

  A couple days ago she says "hello, are you even listening?" 

 Is it just me, or is that not a weird way to start a conversation?

Posted

You all know me and how much I hate to talk about 'family matters' in public.

And specially about TW and his personal life.

 

BUT..... Earlier in the summer, around June, TW's  'Bunkhouse Boss'  ask him to fix up

the door hinges on the outdoor shed (small barn).   He said.... "Sure, I'll do it".

 

Last week, she said something about it again to him and he told her:........"Look, if I say

I'm gonna do something, I do it.  I don't like being reminded every 3 months about it".

 

And that's where the cold pizza was served for supper.

 

..........Widder

 

Posted

i learned 30 years ago to tune them out - we been married for 32 and known each other for near 40 but sometimes what she says makes perfect sense , just got to learn to filter , i promise you they seldom listen to all you say even when they acknowledge it , they filter too 

Posted

I have bad hearing already....I miss a lot of what she says.....And tune out the rest.....But I do wonder why things are flying past me...

 

Texas Lizard

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