My wife's been runnin'

[Tennessee williams]

....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Pro-x earmuffs? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard and while mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not.

[Subdeacon Joe]

In this situation they will give you back problems and fleas .....

 

from sleeping in the doghouse 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

I've met TW's wife.  

Her SASS alias is TN Whiskey.

I don't think a good pair of ear muffs are gonna help.

 

TW, you're gonna have to go deaf like me, and still plug your ears.   

But you better hope she don't see this thread.

 

P.S. - what's it worth for me not to show it to her?

 

..........Widder

 

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

Best that I can tell, they ain't skillet-proof.

 

Bearing that in mind, it might be best to leave them lay.

[Texas Maverick]

51 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Pro-x earmuffs? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard and while mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not.

You might want to buy her one of these. LOL   

[Gungadin]

Once you are in the doghouse she has no more leverage ... buy another gun.

 

My wife said she was going to cut me off, I said she couldn't, she didn't know where I was getting it.....

 

If I'm found dead you know it was my mouth....

[Widder, SASS #59054]

TW's other half, TN Whiskey, was telling him about equality between men and women.

 

Of course, TW was trying to explain why there wasn't equality when he said:  "Men will have

to grow mouths twice as big to be equal with women".

 

Thats when the fight started.

 

..........Widder

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

51 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Men will have

to grow mouths twice as big to be equal with women".

 

That's 'cause men have bigger feet.

[Pat Riot]

9 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Supreme Pro-x earmuffs with Bluetooth ? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard listening to music while she’s mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not, but turning up the music when she’s loud will help  

There, fixed it for you. 

[Tennessee williams]

10 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

There, fixed it for you. 

So, now does that mean you have some? I do want them but can't f8nd any to try on or anything.

[Rip Snorter]

Just speaking of myself, without of my wife of 40 + years, well I just don't know.  Count your blessings.

[Pat Riot]

52 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

So, now does that mean you have some? I do want them but can't f8nd any to try on or anything.

No, sorry. I don’t. I slum it with Howard Leight electronic sport muffs. 

[Tennessee williams]

17 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

No, sorry. I don’t. I slum it with Howard Leight electronic sport muffs. 

The top band hurts my head. I'm thinking the rear bands would be better. Hate to spend all that money and them not be any better!

[Sedalia Dave]

24 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

The top band hurts my head. I'm thinking the rear bands would be better. Hate to spend all that money and them not be any better!

Quit doing things that cause your better half to thump you with her skillet and once the swelling goes down the top band won't hurt your head anymore. 

[Tennessee williams]

2 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Quit doing things that cause your better half to thump you with her skillet and once the swelling goes down the top band won't hurt your head anymore. 

She kind of jumps the gun on purchases a bit. She was going to order me a set last night but I told her I was gonna check the wire to see if anyone has used them. She asked me a bit ago if anybody had replied and I told her what I wrote up. I thought she was gonna fall off the couch laughing. Then she got all serious and said, "you been on the phone with Widder again aint ya."

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

11 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Pro-x earmuffs? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard and while mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not.

 

24 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

She kind of jumps the gun on purchases a bit. She was going to order me a set last night but I told her I was gonna check the wire to see if anyone has used them. She asked me a bit ago if anybody had replied and I told her what I wrote up. I thought she was gonna fall off the couch laughing. Then she got all serious and said, "you been on the phone with Widder again aint ya."

I don't respond to guys who re openly suicidal. 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Suicidal from spouse?   Naw....he's to good to her.

 

he got her a new washer and dryer for Christmas last year.

Then got her an ironing board and new steam iron for her birthday.

 

Hold onto your hat cause his anniversary gift will make most wives jealous.

For their anniversary, he got her one of them new electric weed eaters AND.....an extra

battery because their property is pretty big and she can do the complete trim job

without having to stop and recharge the battery.

 

I just wish she wouldn't tell MY wife about all those nice gifts.   I only gave my wife

a new non-stick skillet to fry up my baloney sammiches.  And its a good thing I like

baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often.

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

[Blackwater 53393]

6 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

I just wish she wouldn't tell MY wife about all those nice gifts.   I only gave my wife

a new non-stick skillet to fry up my baloney sammiches.  And its a good thing I like

baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often.

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

That right there ‘splains a LOT!! 

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

6 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Suicidal from spouse?   Naw....he's to good to her.

 

he got her a new washer and dryer for Christmas last year.

Then got her an ironing board and new steam iron for her birthday.

 

Hold onto your hat cause his anniversary gift will make most wives jealous.

For their anniversary, he got her one of them new electric weed eaters AND.....an extra

battery because their property is pretty big and she can do the complete trim job

without having to stop and recharge the battery.

 

I just wish she wouldn't tell MY wife about all those nice gifts.   I only gave my wife

a new non-stick skillet to fry up my baloney sammiches.  And its a good thing I like

baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often.

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

Both of you two gotta have a death wish or a fetish for sleeping outdoors in all weather.

 

I just ain't made up my mind about which one it is.

[Blackwater 53393]

Y’all might think that the sangwidge comment was purt near dead on, but baloney ain’t what them two is full of!!  

[Tennessee williams]

   That reminds me of these 2 old fellers fishing on a boat near a bridge. They was catching good fish and having a good time. Well, a funeral procession came by and one of the fellers stood up, took his hat off and bowed his head. After the procession passed, the other guy said "Fred, I didn't know you was so respectable a man". Fred looked over at him and said, "we was married nearly 40 years. It's the least I could do".

[Subdeacon Joe]

9 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

And its a good thing I like

baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often.

 

Finally!  He admits that he's full of baloney!

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

2 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

   That reminds me of these 2 old fellers fishing on a boat near a bridge. They was catching good fish and having a good time. Well, a funeral procession came by and one of the fellers stood up, took his hat off and bowed his head. After the procession passed, the other guy said "Fred, I didn't know you was so respectable a man". Fred looked over at him and said, "we was married nearly 40 years. It's the least I could do".

Good raising just shows, sometimes.

[Blackwater 53393]

2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Finally!  He admits that he's full of baloney!

Like I said!  Baloney ain’t what either of them two is full of!! 

[Tennessee williams]

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

well the fight might have swtarted 

 

  but it will be finished with cast iron 

 

   right up side ol TWs head 

 

  CB 

[PowderRiverCowboy]

I could go 2 ways on this one my usual educated Rectum self , But also the reality sets in on what I would give to have that problem just one more time 

[Tennessee williams]

39 minutes ago, Mercy Me said:

Whatever she says just say....OKAY and act like you are not paying attention.

I try to do just that. 

  A couple days ago she says "hello, are you even listening?" 

 Is it just me, or is that not a weird way to start a conversation?

[Widder, SASS #59054]

You all know me and how much I hate to talk about 'family matters' in public.

And specially about TW and his personal life.

 

BUT..... Earlier in the summer, around June, TW's  'Bunkhouse Boss'  ask him to fix up

the door hinges on the outdoor shed (small barn).   He said.... "Sure, I'll do it".

 

Last week, she said something about it again to him and he told her:........"Look, if I say

I'm gonna do something, I do it.  I don't like being reminded every 3 months about it".

 

And that's where the cold pizza was served for supper.

 

..........Widder

 

[watab kid]

i learned 30 years ago to tune them out - we been married for 32 and known each other for near 40 but sometimes what she says makes perfect sense , just got to learn to filter , i promise you they seldom listen to all you say even when they acknowledge it , they filter too 

[Texas Lizard]

I have bad hearing already....I miss a lot of what she says.....And tune out the rest.....But I do wonder why things are flying past me...

 

Texas Lizard

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

time for the old duck and cover drill 

 

  CB