Subdeacon Joe Posted September 14, 2023 Author Share Posted September 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Or like Niew Yawkese, Neeu Joiseese, Loooziannan, and Minnie -sodandonchaknow. https://youtube.com/shorts/-6grzZfO6KY?si=tIysCHiU5Rd9XZst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 When I first saw the movie Fargo, I realized that one of the mechanics sounded just like that. So when I got to work the next day I asked her where she was from. North Dakota. A couple of weeks later I'm in Publix and the cashier sounds like that. So I asked her - are you from North Dakota? She said she was and asked how I knew and I said one of the mechanics out of the airport where I work has that accent and she says - Kim? That's my sister. Small world. 1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted September 14, 2023 Author Share Posted September 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Alpo said: Gibbs Slap! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 14, 2023 Author Share Posted September 14, 2023 Are you serious!!!! Went to lunch today and after leaving the drive-thru today I took my sandwich out of the bag and I see THIS!! I went back to the restaurant, went INSIDE (already fuming), asked to speak to the manager and put the sandwich on the counter. I asked him for an explanation. He looked confused, so I pointed at the writing on the sandwich and demanded that he tells me why someone felt the need to write it on my sandwich. He answered, "because you ordered a BLT with cheese??” To which I replied “Oh” 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 1 1 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 38 minutes ago, Alpo said: 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 Thank you thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and please try the veal. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 On 9/13/2023 at 4:31 AM, Sedalia Dave said: Cox 049 engines have been around since I was a kid, maybe longer. I'm glad something has survived that long. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Gibbs Slap! Atta girl. That's what my daughter would have done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 I don't know about the slap, but I'm glad she shot him. And blowing the smoke off the mobile with (damn otto, open your ears. BLOWING THE SMOKE OFF THE MUZZLE WAS) a nice touch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 15, 2023 Author Share Posted September 15, 2023 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 From many years ago. Weinberg’s Law If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization. 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 To err is human, to really foul things up yo need a comupter. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!''What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'...This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.' 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.' 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different c[rooster].' he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence'! 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 On 9/12/2023 at 4:23 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: Very impressive. She didn't even have to flush somewhere in the middle. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 She would have needed a bigger toilet. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Just what the hell did she say? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said: Just what the hell did she say? Absolutely nothing. And she did it very well. Either that, or "Do you want fries with that?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 Because the fuel grid couldn't support ICE Vehicles! Roadkill Customs 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 Si28e 2 3072 · Shared with Public HWY49 Adventures is with Cam Ulmer. dotSpersonb5 0Stm11me2074m3t87cuf6et004e190p91uar2, l1217ci1 · Never rely entirely on your GPS, they have a habit of putting you in harms way in the mountains. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Si28e 2 3072 · Shared with Public HWY49 Adventures is with Cam Ulmer. dotSpersonb5 0Stm11me2074m3t87cuf6et004e190p91uar2, l1217ci1 · Never rely entirely on your GPS, they have a habit of putting you in harms way in the mountains. Everybody knows them Jeep drivers is crazy. I do have to wonder though. How did they take the picture? How did whoever took it, get out of the Jeep without falling off the ledge? I tend to think it is a fake photo. Since it's probably from before Photoshop was invented, somebody made it in the dark room. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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