It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Alpo]

Mine had sound for about a half a second, and then the rest of the video was silent.

 

Did it do that on everybody's or was there music or speech or something on that?

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

[Eyesa Horg]

26 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Mine had sound for about a half a second, and then the rest of the video was silent.

 

Did it do that on everybody's or was there music or speech or something on that?

I had sound for a second or less! Sounded like chuckin silverware in the sink!

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

33 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Mine had sound for about a half a second, and then the rest of the video was silent.

 

Did it do that on everybody's or was there music or speech or something on that?

 

I think that someone who reshared it somewhere along the way didn't like the carppy music and edited it out.

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

[John Kloehr]

2 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

I had sound for a second or less! Sounded like chuckin silverware in the sink!

I think it was a few bars from AC/DCs Thunder. And it did cut out after a few seconds.

 

On edit: Played it again and it cut out after maybe half second, and on review is is AC/DCs Thunderstruck.

 

 

 

Edited November 30, 2024 by John Kloehr

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Calamity Kris]

3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

Let me be the one to call bogus on this.  The "officer" utters one sentence that tells me it's all bogus.......... 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Q: A blonde and a brunette are thrown off a tall building, who dies first?

A: The brunette. The blonde stops to ask for directions on the way down.

[Subdeacon Joe]

3 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Q: A blonde and a brunette are thrown off a tall building, who dies first?

A: The brunette. The blonde stops to ask for directions on the way down.

 

You say that the brunette is a guy. ..

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

[Subdeacon Joe]

Using the boot makes it a kick starter.

 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/609971114935808?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://www.paddleyourownkanoo.com/2024/11/17/passenger-plane-grounded-after-130-hamsters-escape-from-cages-and-evade-baggage-handlers-for-several-days/

 

An Airbus A321neo airplane belonging to TAP Air Portugal was grounded for several days at Ponta Delgada Airport in the Azores after a horde of as many as 130 hamsters managed to escape from their cages in the cargo hold and went missing inside the plane.

The incident occurred after TAP flight TP1865 arrived on São Miguel, the largest island of the Azores, which is located in the North Atlantic Ocean, around 1,500 kilometers (930 miles) west of mainland Portugal.

The four-year-old airplane departed Lisbon at around 10:30 pm on November 13 with a shipment of hamsters, as well as ferrets and several birds, which were destined for a local pet shop, Portuguese language daily newspaper CM reports.

Edited December 2, 2024 by Subdeacon Joe

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

"Mid-air" collision with display aircraft.   

 

https://asn.flightsafety.org/wikibase/463417

 

"The FAA reported that the aircraft experienced engine issues and crashed short of the runway, and the right wing clipped the permanent-static USAF Lockheed T-33 Shooting Star 53-4971. The flight had departed Mission Field Airport (KLVM), Montana, about 4h30m earlier."

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

That Jack Built 

 

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face. After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

5 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face. After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".

 

I heard that he said "fork it" ...........  🙃

[Sedalia Dave]

On 12/1/2024 at 10:17 PM, Subdeacon Joe said:

https://www.paddleyourownkanoo.com/2024/11/17/passenger-plane-grounded-after-130-hamsters-escape-from-cages-and-evade-baggage-handlers-for-several-days/

 

An Airbus A321neo airplane belonging to TAP Air Portugal was grounded for several days at Ponta Delgada Airport in the Azores after a horde of as many as 130 hamsters managed to escape from their cages in the cargo hold and went missing inside the plane.

The incident occurred after TAP flight TP1865 arrived on São Miguel, the largest island of the Azores, which is located in the North Atlantic Ocean, around 1,500 kilometers (930 miles) west of mainland Portugal.

The four-year-old airplane departed Lisbon at around 10:30 pm on November 13 with a shipment of hamsters, as well as ferrets and several birds, which were destined for a local pet shop, Portuguese language daily newspaper CM reports.

 

Bit of Trivia. All species of rodents are banned from flying on US aircraft.  FAA is worried that one will get loose and start gnawing on the aircraft's wiring.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Bit of Trivia. All species of rodents are banned from flying on US aircraft.  FAA is worried that one will get loose and start gnawing on the aircraft's wiring.

They destroyed the wiring harness on my tractor.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

North Korean troops are fighting with the Russian army.

 

 

But the humorous thing is…

 

before going to Russia they never had access to internet porn.

 

😄😄😄

[Eyesa Horg]

2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

They destroyed the wiring harness on my tractor.

Because the geniuses make wire insulation out of soy!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A traveling salesman was cruising down a quiet country road at about 30 mph when something caught his eye—a three-legged chicken sprinting alongside his car.

Curious, he pressed the gas and sped up to 50 mph.

Amazingly, the chicken was still keeping pace.

After a good mile of this bizarre race, the chicken darted up a farm lane and disappeared into a barn near an old farmhouse.

The salesman, intrigued and with some time to spare, decided to follow. He pulled into the farm, knocked on the door, and told the farmer about the speedy chicken.

The farmer chuckled and said,

“Oh yeah, I bred those. You see, my wife, my son, and I all love drumsticks when we have chicken, so I figured I’d breed a bird with three legs. That way, one chicken feeds us all!”

"That's incredible!" the salesman exclaimed. "How do they taste?"

The farmer shrugged and replied,

"Couldn't tell you... we’ve never managed to catch one."

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

About Coronavirus:

 

To those who are complaining about the quarantine period and curfews, just remember that your grandparents were called to war, you are being called to sit on the couch and watch Netflix. You can do this.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old a55?” She said, "Your name never came up.”

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

MIT awards a certificate in piracy.

Earning the right to call yourself a pirate once meant living a rough-and-tumble life on the seas, robbing ships, and dodging naval law. However, modern swashbucklers enrolled at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have a much easier go of it. Students who attend the esteemed university can earn a certificate in piracy by completing four classes — sailing, fencing, pistol shooting, and archery — and then taking the school’s secret pirate oath.

[Subdeacon Joe]

I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

26 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

And you don’t have to hide your stash any more because it’s legal?